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Song Parodies -> "Shopping Mall"

Original Song Title:

"All Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smash Mouth

Parody Song Title:

"Shopping Mall"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

In Puerto Rico, there is a mall called Plaza Las Americas that is about the size of Russia. It is more accurately named Plaza Get Lost In the Americas. The shopping mall is only called Rosy's because Plaza Las Americas doesn't ryhme.
My TV once told me there was a sale at Rosy's
That's the name of our local shopping mall
So I moseyed on down to the center of the town
And walked into the department store

Well the stores start coming and they don't stop coming
Here's the directory so I head for it runnin'
Didn't make sense not to shop for fun
Because my financial skills show I'm dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with spending interminably
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never know if you don't go

Hey now, it's a salesman, ready to check out and pay
Hey now, look at that chain saw where was it made?
All I wanted was a new TV
But I wound up with a 50-inch plasma screen

It's a cool place and all the clothes are cooler
You've got a bundle of cash now but wait till your 1 hour older
But the banking men beg to differ
Judging by the size of my bank account's difference

The money we throw keeps goin' in
To that huge gigantic fountain
I might as well set money on fire when I'm bored
When you see what I'll spend on a designer cutting board

Hey now, it's a salesman, ready to check out and pay
Hey now, look at that chain saw where was it made?
All I wanted was a new TV
But I wound up with a 50-inch plasma screen
Hey now, it's a salesman, ready to check out and pay
Hey now, look at that chain saw where was it made?
All I wanted was a new TV
But I wound up with a 50-inch plasma screen

Somebody once asked where's the changing room at Gap
I need to see if this shirt goes with my face
I said yep what a concept
I could use a new shirt myself
And we should check to make sure it doesn't make us look strange
Well the stores start coming and they don't stop coming
Here's the directory so I head for it runnin'
Didn't make sense not to shop for fun
Because my financial skills show I'm dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with spending interminably
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never know if you don't go

Hey now, it's a salesman, ready to check out and pay
Hey now, look at that chain saw where was it made?
All I wanted was a new TV
But I wound up with a 50-inch plasma screen

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