Song Parodies -> Can't Canoe
| Original Song Title: | "Bobbie Sue" |
| Original Performer: | The Oak Ridge Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Canoe" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Dodson |
I went off campin' with a friend of mine
Went to the lake with a fishin' line
And I soon found that I could not decline
Goin' paddlin' in a swamp of slime
I got a boat from the rental booth
It was an aged water logged canoe
And if I were to go tell you the truth
It gave new meaning to a ship of fools
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
I hit a gator and a rock or two
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
It's like I'm ridin' the Titanic II
My wild flailin' was an awesome sight
Like quadriplegic midgets in a fight
And soon I heard a noise off to my right
Of waterfalls that filled me with fright
I hollered out "Where would I find the brakes?"
But I was in the middle of the lake
And since my life jacket would not inflate
I became resigned to my sorry fate
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
I'm gonna drown without a pontoon
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
To sum it up, I'm completely screwed
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
Though I'm paddlin' to Kalamazoo
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
The current's gonna pull me to my doom
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
Gonnnnnnna sue
Went to the lake with a fishin' line
And I soon found that I could not decline
Goin' paddlin' in a swamp of slime
I got a boat from the rental booth
It was an aged water logged canoe
And if I were to go tell you the truth
It gave new meaning to a ship of fools
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
I hit a gator and a rock or two
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
It's like I'm ridin' the Titanic II
My wild flailin' was an awesome sight
Like quadriplegic midgets in a fight
And soon I heard a noise off to my right
Of waterfalls that filled me with fright
I hollered out "Where would I find the brakes?"
But I was in the middle of the lake
And since my life jacket would not inflate
I became resigned to my sorry fate
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
I'm gonna drown without a pontoon
'Cause I ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
To sum it up, I'm completely screwed
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
Though I'm paddlin' to Kalamazoo
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
The current's gonna pull me to my doom
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca can't canoe
Gonnnnnnna sue
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