I drive down the road and see a Dairy Queen
It's a hot summer's day and I'm real thirsty
The Kiddie Cream comes with some little plastic elves
All I want is some ice cream for myself
Ice cream for this, soda for that
Strawberries are good and this stuff is low fat

Banana Split
Banana Split
All this mixin' and blendin' and buyin' a Split
Banana Split, Banana Split

I see the ice cream costs more than what I have in cash
But if I don't get something cold soon I'm gonna' get a heat rash
The more I think about it, some ice cream seems right
Let's buy the whole store up buy it tonight
The best thing about it is that the store has AC
Too bad the cash register doesn't owe me a thing

Banana Split
Banana Split
I don't have anything to do so I'll enjoy my Split
Banana Split, Banana Split

It's like walkin' into heaven when I find a DQ in my moment of need
I'm makin' the most of my winnin' streak
I'll use this coupon good till' next week

I slurp it down and it freezes my brain
I try to warm up my head to stop the pain
A chunk of something makes me gag, I think it was brown
Puke it up in the gutter, the drain it goes down
I'm embarrassed for the present 'cause that stuff gives you gas
I'd like to see the manager so that I can sass

Banana Split
Banana Split
All this mixin' and blendin' and buyin' a Split
Banana Split, Banana Split

Banana Split
Banana Split
I don't have anything to do so I'll enjoy my Split
Banana Split, Banana Split