Diggin' up around in your nose yields
Little chunks of mucus that are yellow green
Gettin' out a big one leads to much delight
Who can possibly resist takin' a bite?

Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good?
Fresh boogers, gulp 'em down in the woods

Just be careful that you don't get caught
On Google Street View or by a cop
Your parents told you that it isn't polite
But feel free to chow down in bed around midnight

Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, now?
Fresh boogers, like nasal mucus should, now

Ah, get along, fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me hungry now, fresh boogers, hide 'em in baked goods

Over escargot I'll take some boogies
As far as I'm concerned, they're both fine cuisine
Dry 'em in bars, take 'em on a hike
Completely organic, so you know that they'll taste right

Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, fresh boogers, like nasal mucus should, yeah

I said ah, ah, ah, choo!
How come you...how come you taste so good?
Ah, ah, ah, choo!
Just like a...just like fresh snot wads should
Ah, ah, ah, choo!