-> "Fresh Boogers"
Original Song Title:
"Brown Sugar"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fresh Boogers"
The Lyrics
Diggin' up around in your nose yields
Little chunks of mucus that are yellow green
Gettin' out a big one leads to much delight
Who can possibly resist takin' a bite?
Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good?
Fresh boogers, gulp 'em down in the woods
Just be careful that you don't get caught
On Google Street View or by a cop
Your parents told you that it isn't polite
But feel free to chow down in bed around midnight
Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, now?
Fresh boogers, like nasal mucus should, now
Ah, get along, fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me hungry now, fresh boogers, hide 'em in baked goods
Over escargot I'll take some boogies
As far as I'm concerned, they're both fine cuisine
Dry 'em in bars, take 'em on a hike
Completely organic, so you know that they'll taste right
Fresh boogers, how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, fresh boogers, like nasal mucus should, yeah
I said ah, ah, ah, choo!
How come you...how come you taste so good?
Ah, ah, ah, choo!
Just like a...just like fresh snot wads should
Ah, ah, ah, choo!
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