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Song Parodies -> "Big 'Ol Soft Recliner"

Original Song Title:

"Jet Airliner"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Big 'Ol Soft Recliner"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

Wastin' time...in my abode
On the couch once more
But my hind end is howlin' in pain
"Cause my couch is harder than stone
And the furniture store is far away
But there is nothin' else to be done
But go and buy me a recliner today
So that I can keep slackin' on...

Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Costs me just five dollars a day
Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Now it's here that my tail will stay

Had them come and install it in my home
Had it ergonomically adjusted
I'm gonna sit here and play WOW all day
And eat pizza until my gut gets busted
I'm gonna be the world's number one slacker
It says so in Guinness 2007
Eatin' fries and enlarging my thighs
You do know it does tend to smell,
But otherwise it's like heaven

Big ol' soft recliner
Sittin' there all night and all day
Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Now it's always national slacker day

Slap on some wheels and drive it "round town
Beats Invacare hands down
Now I'm mowin' the lawn while I'm slackin' on
You know my big chair keeps me movin' around
It's so soft it feels just like levitation
But it was a pain when I needed to pee
So I got a built-in urinal installed, so that
I could take a whiz without leavin' my seat

Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Costs me just five dollars a day
Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Now it's here that my tail will stay

Big ol' soft recliner
Sittin' there all night and all day
Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Now it's always national slacker day

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Costs me just five dollars a day
Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
Now it's here that my tail will stay

Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
It's my permanent home
Oh, Oh big ol' soft recliner
It's from there that I wrote this song

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Johnny D - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhhhhh ... that's a big, soft, comfortable parody!
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
very relaxing read...5s
Yoidy - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! Now if they make waterbeds, can they make aquacliners? 555
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I was gonna give you a five, but it was too much trouble to get out of the chair and walk over to the computer. Sorry.

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