Song Parodies -> Obese Jack
| Original Song Title: | "Happy Jack" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "Obese Jack" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Dodson |
Obese Jack was a fat and unhealthy man
He used to eat bacon grease right out of the pan
His doctor administered cardio therapy
But cholesterol has a reputation for being deadly
Every day he'd have a Big Mac
And X-Tra Large fries
Then he had a heart attack
And died and died and died and died and died
The doctors couldn't save Jack because of heart disease
And they couldn't keep him alive, so the machine went "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
The doctors couldn't save Jack because of heart disease
And they couldn't keep him alive, so the machine went "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Every day he'd have a Big Mac
And X-Tra Large fries
Then he had a heart attack
And died and died and died and died and died
The doctors couldn't save Jack because of heart disease
And they couldn't keep him alive, so the machine went "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
He used to eat bacon grease right out of the pan
His doctor administered cardio therapy
But cholesterol has a reputation for being deadly
Every day he'd have a Big Mac
And X-Tra Large fries
Then he had a heart attack
And died and died and died and died and died
The doctors couldn't save Jack because of heart disease
And they couldn't keep him alive, so the machine went "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
The doctors couldn't save Jack because of heart disease
And they couldn't keep him alive, so the machine went "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Every day he'd have a Big Mac
And X-Tra Large fries
Then he had a heart attack
And died and died and died and died and died
The doctors couldn't save Jack because of heart disease
And they couldn't keep him alive, so the machine went "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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