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Song Parodies -> "Red Eyed Love"

Original Song Title:

"Radar Love"

Original Performer:

Golden Earring

Parody Song Title:

"Red Eyed Love"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

You know my baby's all right, and she's got some appeal
Her eyes are always red, it's kinda surreal
And I know I'm fallin' for her crimson spheres
'Cause there's somethin' wrong with her telomeres

She's so pale, that I think I've got a hunch
She ain't makin' any melanin
She don't have no pigment at all
She's an albino and she's my red eyed love
I really dig her stare, red eyed love

When she's had a hit or two on her bong
Her eyes are redder than the Viet Cong
She needs some SPF 45
Before she can gaze at the sunrise

Her genes are screwed up, but she's got some hot stuff
Her face is paler than a whitewashed, Cloroxed dove
Ain't got no pigment at all
She's an albino and she's my red eyed love
Without pink eye she's my...red eyed love

She spends a fortune on her skin care
And her red eyed pictures ain't lens flare
I never can find her in the snow
But her Dracula eyes tell me where to go

Since her countenance is kinda wrong
She stays inside from dusk 'till dawn
And I had to paint the house 'fore long
To find where my red eyed lover's gone

I'm never lonely, and I just can't get enough
I got a thing for her two tone love
She ain't got no pigment at all
I got a thing for my red eyed love
She always looks kinda high
I got a thing for my red eyed love
I got a thing for my red eyed love

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MrMacphisto - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
The Viet Cong line was especially good...
littleCougarEyes - June 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I wish you all the best with your red-eyed love, Sir! It sounds so romantic: . . . Never can find her in the snow; her Dracula eyes tell me where to go!! Simply charming words of love !

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