Song Parodies -> A Card
| Original Song Title: | "It's Hard" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Card" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Dodson |
Just can't say it right - can't convey
The fact that it is a holiday
I have finally deduced...women ain't pleased
Unless you spend 5 bucks...on a dead tree
A card
(repeat)
To avoid disdain, I must find
A pre-written witty sayin'...that ain't mine
To buy a piece of paper...need a raise
Maybe I should check out...Word's templates
A card
A card...
Hallmark...
So I walk inside...cash in hand
If they don't go broke sellin' cards...it's a scam
Buyin' cards is like...online porn
Though it isn't free...junk's the norm
A card
(repeat)
Why are cards so deep...why can't I
Find one that says "It sucks...your dog died"
Before I go insane...let me state
I'm sorry when you're sad...and happy when you ain't
A card
(repeat)
Every single day, gotta buy another card
I'm bein' Hallmark's cash cow
Now they're sending me cards
If this goes on I can't afford to buy another card
If this goes on I can't afford to buy another card
The fact that it is a holiday
I have finally deduced...women ain't pleased
Unless you spend 5 bucks...on a dead tree
A card
(repeat)
To avoid disdain, I must find
A pre-written witty sayin'...that ain't mine
To buy a piece of paper...need a raise
Maybe I should check out...Word's templates
A card
A card...
Hallmark...
So I walk inside...cash in hand
If they don't go broke sellin' cards...it's a scam
Buyin' cards is like...online porn
Though it isn't free...junk's the norm
A card
(repeat)
Why are cards so deep...why can't I
Find one that says "It sucks...your dog died"
Before I go insane...let me state
I'm sorry when you're sad...and happy when you ain't
A card
(repeat)
Every single day, gotta buy another card
I'm bein' Hallmark's cash cow
Now they're sending me cards
If this goes on I can't afford to buy another card
If this goes on I can't afford to buy another card
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lol... 5-5-5
Sir, you've got the Hallmark blues!!! i have them all the time, but you Sir area a fine writer and could make your own!!! You'd be good competition for dear Hallmark!!
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