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Song Parodies -> "Salmonella"

Original Song Title:

"Peanut Butter"

Original Performer:

Billy Vera and the Beaters

Parody Song Title:

"Salmonella"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

Well, there's a sickness goin' round that's a makin' me spew
Salma, salmonella
Well, I feel so bad, worse than when I got the flu
Salma, salmonella
Well, I'm gonna have to ingest some penicillin mold
Salma, salmonella
'Cause I gotta do somethin', or I might be toast
Salma, salmonella

'Cause I ate peanut butter
Recalled peanut butter
Now I got salmonella too

Well, I turned on the TV and what did I see?
Salma, salmonella
Peanut butter stories on cable and DirecTV
Salma, salmonella
Well, now I still feel like I'm down in the dumps
Salma, salmonella
Made an appointment to get my stomach pumped
Salma, salmonella

'Cause I ate peanut butter
Recalled peanut butter
And you bet I'm gonna sue

Weaalll...

Well, now I'm afraid of peanut butter and jelly
Salma, salmonella
'Cause contaminated foodstuffs have sickened me
Salma, salmonella
Well, I'm sittin' on the toilet, blowin' some chunks
Salma, salmonella
I guess it serves me right for eatin' 2111
Peanut, peanut butter

I ate peanut butter
Recalled peanut butter
And you bet I'm gonna sue

I ate peanut butter
Recalled peanut butter
And I got salmonella too!

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alvin - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
fun read...dare i say nutty

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