All the songs that I've spoofed
Have had both their detractors and their fans
When I submit them on the page
They're always rhymed, and typed, and paced the best I can
No matter how I try,
I always get dinged by the 1's man

Good rhymes, bad rhymes
I've spoofed 'em here and there
But as long as you give me all 5's
You'll answer all my prayers

Though it may seem suggestive of
Both kickbacks and bribery
It is rather likely to pay
If you 5 this parody
I'll always think of you as divine
And make you my best friend
But if you dare to break my cheer
Spam to you, I will send, oh...

Good rhymes, bad rhymes
I've spoofed 'em here and there
But as long as you give me all 5's
You'll answer all my prayers

Good rhymes, bad rhymes
I've spoofed 'em here and there
But as long as you give me all 5's
You'll answer all my prayers

I'm a connoisseur of homophones
I've got a list of puns to make you groan
I really care what the comments say
If you leave a nice one, it brightens up my day
Writin' parodies is a fine art
And here on AmIRight, they're always such a lark