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Song Parodies -> "Hit Me With Your Worst Shot"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Worst Shot"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

You're a real tough bully with a long history
Of breaking little bones like the ones in me
That's okay, let's see how you do it
Put up you dukes, let's get down to it

Hit me with your worst shot
Why don't you hit me with your worst shot
Hit me with your worst shot
Detention today

You come on with it, come on
You don't fight fair
That's okay, see if I care
Knock me down, I'll be in pain
But my suffering won't be in vain

Hit me with your worst shot
Why don't you hit me with your worst shot
Hit me with your worst shot
I'll tell em' you're gay

You're a real tough bully with a long history
Of breaking little bones like the ones in me
Before I put another notch in my slide-rule case
You better make sure you ain't too fat to run in a race

Hit me with your worst shot
C'mon!
Hit me with your worst shot
Hit me with your worst shot
I'll make sure you pay

Hit me with your worst shot
Why don't you hit me with your worst shot
Hit me with your worst shot
10-figure lawsuit today!

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Steve - July 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Too many lyrics simply borrowed or adjusted from the original. 522

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