Song Parodies -> Two Rovers - An Ode To NASA
| Original Song Title: | "Two Princes" |
| Original Performer: | Spin Doctors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Two Rovers - An Ode To NASA" |
| Parody Written by: | Aaron Dodson |
This song is a couple days old - Spirit's working now. Just remember when it wasn't.
One, two, rovers on Mars they bore you
(That's what I said, now)
Rovers, rovers we deplore you
(Just start to work, now)
They were launched on Saturn 5 rockets
(Well, that's not quite true, now)
Spirit the late night shows mock it
(On the Daily Show, now)
Maybe the computer Martians hacked it
(That's what I said, now)
NASA said oh BLEEP BLEEP we crashed it
(Into a rock, now)
Success, George Bush will condone you
(how bout that, now)
Failure, George Bush will disown you
(he'll live in Iraq, now)
Aww, Spirit or Opportunity,
Both built by a ten year old for free
No wonder it takes four hours to get signals back to me
The computer's processor is a Pentium III,
The computer's processor is a Pentium III....
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
One, two, rovers on Mars they bore you
(That's what I said, now)
Rovers, rovers we deplore you
(Just start to work, now)
They were launched on Saturn 5 rockets
(Well, that's not quite true, now)
Spirit the late night shows mock it
(On the Daily Show, now)
Aww, Spirit or Opportunity,
Both built by a ten year old for free
No wonder it takes four hours to get signals back to me
The computer's processor is a Pentium III,
The computer's processor is a Pentium III....
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
(Black and white pictures are boring, now)
Space agency
(Just spend your dough now)
Ooh the, the budget's low now
(squeaky voice) We're sorry George Bushy,
(Just go ahead now)
Come on, terminate NASA's tech geeks
(Just go ahead now)
Come on, come on, come on,
(Just go ahead now)
Go ahead now
Yeah, just go ahead now
The last nuclear superpower
(can't make a rover)
Held a press conference lately?
(That's what I said, now)
Rovers, rovers we deplore you
(Just start to work, now)
They were launched on Saturn 5 rockets
(Well, that's not quite true, now)
Spirit the late night shows mock it
(On the Daily Show, now)
Maybe the computer Martians hacked it
(That's what I said, now)
NASA said oh BLEEP BLEEP we crashed it
(Into a rock, now)
Success, George Bush will condone you
(how bout that, now)
Failure, George Bush will disown you
(he'll live in Iraq, now)
Aww, Spirit or Opportunity,
Both built by a ten year old for free
No wonder it takes four hours to get signals back to me
The computer's processor is a Pentium III,
The computer's processor is a Pentium III....
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
One, two, rovers on Mars they bore you
(That's what I said, now)
Rovers, rovers we deplore you
(Just start to work, now)
They were launched on Saturn 5 rockets
(Well, that's not quite true, now)
Spirit the late night shows mock it
(On the Daily Show, now)
Aww, Spirit or Opportunity,
Both built by a ten year old for free
No wonder it takes four hours to get signals back to me
The computer's processor is a Pentium III,
The computer's processor is a Pentium III....
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
NASA hasn't had a press conference lately
(Tell the news what's wrong, now)
They answer all the questions "Maybe"
(Just go ahead, now)
The last nuclear superpower
(Can't make a rover)
Mars would look better with some flowers
(But they'd all be dead, now)
(Black and white pictures are boring, now)
Space agency
(Just spend your dough now)
Ooh the, the budget's low now
(squeaky voice) We're sorry George Bushy,
(Just go ahead now)
Come on, terminate NASA's tech geeks
(Just go ahead now)
Come on, come on, come on,
(Just go ahead now)
Go ahead now
Yeah, just go ahead now
The last nuclear superpower
(can't make a rover)
Held a press conference lately?
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