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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8846 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.
Latest Entries
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| My Name is Luka | Martika | Child Abuse Hotline | Liz | |||
| The French Mistake | Cast of "Blazing Saddles" | Tourisme Quebec | Liz | |||
| We Are All On Drugs | Weezer | Convent or Monastery | Liz | |||
| We Are All On Drugs | Weezer | School | Liz | |||
| Electric Avenue | Eddy Grant | General Motors | Jay | |||
| Rolling in the Deep | Adele | OceanGate | Jay | |||
| So Far Under | Alice in Chains | OceanGate | Jay | |||
| The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here | Alice in Chains | Natural history museum | Jay | |||
| Benzin | Rammstein | Tesla | Jay | |||
| Breeding Bacteria | Thy Art is Murder | The CDC | Jay | |||
| Patio Lanterns | Kim Mitchell | A restaurant that doesn't have outdoor eating | G_RandomPerson | |||
| End of the Line | Traveling Wilburys | Funeral Home | G_RandomPerson | |||
| Look Mama | Howard Jones | Timothy Lumsden's answering machine (from Sorry!) | pickle | |||
| The French Mistake | Cast of Blazing Saddles | Rishi Sunak's answering machine | pickle | |||
| I Paralyze | Cher | Spinal cord injuries clinic | Edward | |||
| I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas | Gayla Peevey | Zoo | Liz | |||
| You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Liz | |||
| You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | Trump '24 | Sheila | |||
| Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | Trump supporters | Sheila Oh | |||
| You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | Democrat Political Party | Edward |
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