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1950s
Bill Haley & His Comets', "Rock Around The Clock"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the chimes ring five, six and seven
We'll be going straight to heaven
Original Lyrics:
When the chimes ring five, six and seven
We'll be right in seventh heaven
 
1960s
Allan Sherman's, "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cafe’s very entertaining
Original Lyrics:
Camp is very entertaining
Allan Sherman's, "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"
Misheard Lyrics:
This should spare ya
Original Lyrics:
This should scare ya
Chad & Jeremy's, "Yesterday's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday's Cup
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday's gone
Simon and Garfunkel's, "Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
My teeth are brown
Original Lyrics:
Leaves are brown
 
1970s
Andy Gibb's, "(Love Is) Thicker Than Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubbish
Original Lyrics:
Love is
Billy Swan's, "I Can Help"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me help
I got two-four feet
Original Lyrics:
Let me help
Take a tip from me
Boney M's, "Daddy Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crazy like a fool, What about Daddy's stools?
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy like a fool, What about Daddy Cool?
Charlie Rich's, "Behind Closed Doors"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one knows what goes on behind clothed whores.
Original Lyrics:
No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Dr. Hook's, "When You’re in Love with a Beautiful Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it’s just an eager problem
Probably that I’ve been fooled before
My fair weathered friends, if they fall in love with her
And every time it happens,
It just convinces me more
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it’s just an ego problem
Problem is that I’ve been fooled before
My fair-weather friends and faint hearted lovers
And every time it happens,
It just convinces me more
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when the night was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, I'd better let you in
Original Lyrics:
Get a little action in
Fleetwood Mac's, "Say You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, call me, call me
Original Lyrics:
Falling, falling, falling
John Lennon's, "Jealous Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was showering inside
Original Lyrics:
I was shivering inside
Michael Jackson's, "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revolt in the post office
Don't stop till you get enough
Original Lyrics:
Keep up with the force don't stop
Don't stop till you get enough
Player's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was round
Original Lyrics:
I was wrong
Player's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can lay it all on me
Original Lyrics:
You can blame it all on me
Suzi Quatro and Chris Norman's, "Stumbling In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foolishly lay in a house on the table
Original Lyrics:
Foolishly layin' our hearts on the table
War's, "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get wheezy, babe
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you were white
Original Lyrics:
I know you were right
Air Supply's, "Lost in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause I filled it all up
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause I figured it out
Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible bust, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
Huey Lewis and the News', "Heart and Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a heart of gold,
She's Domino!
Original Lyrics:
She's hot and cold,
She’s got it all
Marty Balin's, "Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gods will be that way
Original Lyrics:
Hearts will be that way
Matthew Wilder's, "Break My Stride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain’t nothing but a breather last night
Original Lyrics:
Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste my tears and that's not nearly normal
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Squeeze's, "Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They do it while I pee-pee
Original Lyrics:
They do it at Waikiki
The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
Misheard Lyrics:
A goo goo goo, a doll doll doll
Original Lyrics:
De do do do, de da da da
The Police's, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dudes talking, the classroom
Original Lyrics:
Loose talk in the classroom
Tina Turner's, "The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stepped on your heart
I hate every little word you say
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
 
1990s
Expose's, "I Wish the Phone Would Ring"
Misheard Lyrics:
Washing the jeans to pass the time
Original Lyrics:
Watching TV to pass the time
Expose's, "I'll Never Get Over You (Getting Over Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lauren just found me
Original Lyrics:
Loneliness found me
Faith No More's, "Epic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s Delilah
Original Lyrics:
It’s alive
Judas Priest's, "Painkiller"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching for the hangar
Original Lyrics:
Enraged and full of anger
Oleander's, "Why I'm Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be full of hay
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be full of hate
R.E.M.'s, "Shiny Happy People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how the people holding hands
Original Lyrics:
Shiny happy people holding hands
Toad the Wet Sprocket's, "All I Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happens, Ruby
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happens will be
Various artists', "Pokemon theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Jell-o across the land...
Original Lyrics:
I'll travel across the land
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Inconsolable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I don't want to face another day
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I don't want to waste another day
Backstreet Boys', "Inconsolable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I closed it all
Like so many times, so many times with fall
Filmed like a scene on the cutting room the wall
When I let you walk away tonight without a word
Original Lyrics:
I close the door
Like so many times, so many times before
Filmed like a scene on the cutting room floor
I wanna let you walk away tonight without a word
Bowling for Soup's, "1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please make this stuck, stuck, stuck!
Original Lyrics:
Please make this stop, stop, stop!
Bowling for Soup's, "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a gal's movie
Original Lyrics:
It's like a bad movie
Britney Spears', "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said can I take you home where we can be a gnome
Original Lyrics:
Said can I take you home where we can be alone.
Nelly Furtado's, "I'm Like a Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know if I'm stolen
I don't know if I'm homeless
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where my soul is
I don't know where my home is
Primal Scream (feat Kate Moss)'s, "Some Velvet Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some velvet morning when I'm strict,
I'm going to open up your Getz.
Original Lyrics:
Some velvet morning when I'm straight,
I'm going to open up your gate.
 
country
Sam Hunt's, "Body Like a Back Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryna move my ass more
or
Drivin' with my ass closed
Original Lyrics:
Driving with my eyes closed
 
misc
Harry Styles', "As It Was"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this world
It's just loss
Original Lyrics:
In this world
It's just us
Olivia Rodrigo's, "Drivers License"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you said forever, now I drive a log past your street
OR
'Cause you said forever, now I drive along past your street
OR
'Cause you said forever, now I drive a lot past your street
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street
Taylor Swift's, "Anti-Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you hear my covid narcissism I disguise as altruism
Original Lyrics:
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police have snow, and mistletow
Original Lyrics:
Please have snow and mistletoe

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