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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> D, Page 5
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with D, Page 5
Entries starting with D are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
"Don't Rock The Bat," Eddie Floyd originally "Don't Rock The Boat"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Bay)," The Cookies originally "Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)"
Candy Welty
"Don't Shoo," Devo originally "Don't Shoot"
Diana Jasper
"Don't Seep In The Subway," Petula Clark originally "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
You might cause a huge mess.
Peter
"Don't Peak," No Doubt originally "Don't Speak"
Holly Stefan
"Don't Sand So Close To Me," The Police originally "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
You'll get sawdust al over me
Popeye the Drimaster Man
"Don't Top It Now," Hot Chocolate originally "Don't Stop It Now"
Candy Welty
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fir)," The Boys Band originally "Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Top Me Baby (I'm On Fire)," The Boys Band originally "Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Ire)," The Boys Band originally "Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Top The Music," Rihanna originally "Don't Stop The Music"
Jen
"Don't Top Trying," Rodway originally "Don't Stop Trying"
Candy Welty
"Don't Stop Tying," Rodway originally "Don't Stop Trying"
Candy Welty
"Don't Take The Tars," The Mystics originally "Don't Take The Stars"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Our Love," Take That originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Our Love Away," Avant originally "Don't Take Your Love Away"
Serafina
"Don't Talk About His Love," Cheryl Cole originally "Don't Talk About This Love"
Regina Olsen
"Don't Tell Our Mama (Where You've Been)," Eddie Floyd originally "Don't Tell Your Mama (Where You've Been)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't That Eat All," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Peter
"Don't That Beat Al," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Al was bested in some competition.
Kristin Carpenter
"Don't Hat Beat All," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Nicole Parsons
"Don't Threaten Me With A God Time," Panic At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Tie," Panic At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Goo Time," Panic At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Touch Me Here," The Tubes originally "Don't Touch Me There"
baa
"Don't Ouch Me There," The Tubes originally "Don't Touch Me There"
That's a particularly sore spot.
Peter
"Don't Read On Me," Metallica originally "Don't Tread On Me"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Don't Rust Me," 3Oh!3 originally "Don't Trust Me"
Marcia Todd
"Don't Try To Sop It," Roman Holliday originally "Don't Try To Stop It"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Try To Top It," Roman Holliday originally "Don't Try To Stop It"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Anna Fall In Love," Jane Child originally "Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
Samantha Wayland
"Don't Want To Lie Without It," Pablo Cruise originally "Don't Want To Live Without It"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't You (Forget About E)," Simple Minds originally "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Remember every letter of the alphabet.
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You (Forge About Me)," Simple Minds originally "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You (Forget About M)," Simple Minds originally "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Remember every letter of the alphabet.
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You Eva," Spoon originally "Don't You Evah"
Rock Maninoff
"Don't You Miss Me A Little Bi Baby," Jimmy Ruffin originally "Don't You Miss Me A Little Bit Baby"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Don't Yo Wanna Be Mine," Denise Lopez originally "Don't You Wanna Be Mine"
Amanda Svenson
"Doncha' Think It's Tim," Elvis Presley originally "Doncha' Think It's Time"
Candy Welty
"Doe Island," T-Bone Burnett originally "Dope Island"
Yvette Bristle
"The Doe Show," Marilyn Manson originally "The Dope Show"
Tracy Frummond
"Dot Our Eyes," Five Finger Death Punch originally "Dot Your Eyes"
Garrison
"Dot Your Yes," Five Finger Death Punch originally "Dot Your Eyes"
But 'yes' doesn't have a J or an I in it.
Garrison
"Down At Circe's Pace," Touch originally "Down At Circe's Place"
Karen Smith
"Down At Circe's Lace," Touch originally "Down At Circe's Place"
Karen Smith
"Don At Circe's Place," Touch originally "Down At Circe's Place"
Karen Smith
"Don At Lulu's," The Ohio Express originally "Down At Lulu's"
Candy Welty
"Don At The Station," Billy Yates originally "Down At The Station"
Yvette Bristle
"Don At The Twist And Shout," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Down At The Twist And Shout"
Jessica Childress
"Down At The Twist And Shot," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Down At The Twist And Shout"
Sounds like a violent place.
George Straitjacket
"Down At The Twist And Shut," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Down At The Twist And Shout"
Jessica Childress
"Don By The Lazy River," The Osmonds originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Serafina
"Down By The Lay River," The Osmonds originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
"Own By The Water," The Decemberists originally "Down By The Water"
Own shoreline property?
Veronica Persica
"Don By The Water," The Decemberists originally "Down By The Water"
Veronica Persica
"Don By The Water," Decemberists originally "Down By The Water"
Pam
"Don Here On The Ground," Lou Rawls originally "Down Here On The Ground"
Candy Welty
"Don In Mississippi," Sugarland originally "Down In Mississippi"
U. Carrie Oats
"Don In The Boondocks," Billy Joe Royal originally "Down In The Boondocks"
Brianna Holden
"Down In The Tub Station At Midnight," The Jam originally "Down In The Tube Station At Midnight"
Monica Harpootlian
"Down In The Alley," Solomon Burke originally "Down In The Valley"
Candy Welty
"Don In The Valley," Solomon Burke originally "Down In The Valley"
Candy Welty
"Don In The Willow Garden," The Everly Brothers originally "Down In The Willow Garden"
but where's Phil?
Edward
"Don In Virginia," Jimmy Reed originally "Down In Virginia"
Candy Welty
"Own In Virginia," Jimmy Reed originally "Down In Virginia"
As in own one's own land there, perhaps
Naomi Swanson
"Don In Yon Forest," Joan Baez originally "Down In Yon Forest"
Mary Ann Brite
"Don On Easy Street," Dierks Bentley originally "Down On Easy Street"
Anita Grade
"Dow On Main Street," Bob Seger originally "Down On Main Street"
I thought the Dow was on Madison Avenue.
rocky
"Don On The Corner," Creedence Clearwater Revival originally "Down On The Corner"
Serafina
"Don On The Farm," Tim McGraw originally "Down On The Farm"
Peter
"Don On The Rio Grande," Johnny Rodriguez originally "Down On The Rio Grande"
Bob
"Don On The Street," The Stooges originally "Down On The Street"
Naomi Swanson
"Don The Dustpipe," Status Quo originally "Down The Dustpipe"
Don, as in wear it. Even worse than owning it!
Gretchen Wieners
"Own The Dustpipe," Status Quo originally "Down The Dustpipe"
I don't think I'd want to!
Susie Creamcheese
"Own The Hall," The 4 Seasons originally "Down The Hall"
Candy Welty
"Own The Road," Marcia Ball originally "Down The Road"
Reese Witherfork
"Down The Rod," Marcia Ball originally "Down The Road"
Doug Wells
"Down Here By The Train," Tom Waits originally "Down There By The Train"
Sheila Koffel
"Down There By The Rain," Tom Waits originally "Down There By The Train"
Rachel
"Don To Love Town," The Originals originally "Down To Love Town"
Yvette Bristle
"Don To The Station," B.W. Stevenson originally "Down To The Station"
Yvette Bristle
"Own Under," Men At Work originally "Down Under"
Samantha Wayland
"Don Under," Men At Work originally "Down Under"
Samantha Wayland
"Downtown Lie," Hall & Oates originally "Downtown Life"
Alyssa Jayne
"Downtown Rain," Rod Stewart originally "Downtown Train"
Ed
"Dr. Jon," Mika originally "Dr. John"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Dr. Jon (The Medicine Ma)," Jon & Robin originally "Dr. Jon (The Medicine Man)"
Unusual first name for a ma!
Sharon Britt
"Raft Dodger Rag," Pete Seeger originally "Draft Dodger Rag"
Ava Rice
"Daft Dodger Rag," Pete Seeger originally "Draft Dodger Rag"
Ava Rice
"Raft Morning," The Byrds originally "Draft Morning"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Daft Morning," The Byrds originally "Draft Morning"
Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Rag City," Jan And Dean originally "Drag City"
Yvette Bristle
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