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Song Names -> Remove a Letter From a Song Title -> D, Page 5
Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with D, Page 5
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"Don't Go Hoe," The Playmates originally "Don't Go Home"
That is, don't use the hoe (tool).
Candy Welty
"Don Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt)," Herman's Hermits originally "Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt)"
Peter
"Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Mel)," Herman's Hermits originally "Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt)"
Peter
"Don't Have To Hop Around," The Mad Lads originally "Don't Have To Shop Around"
Candy Welty
"Don't Have To Shop Round," The Mad Lads originally "Don't Have To Shop Around"
You can be some other shape when you shop.
Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
"Don't Hide Our Love," Johnny Winter originally "Don't Hide Your Love"
Lydia Helton
"Don't Just Stand Here," Patty Duke originally "Don't Just Stand There"
Ed
"Don't Just Sand There," Patty Duke originally "Don't Just Stand There"
Ed
"Don't Leave Me His Way," Thelma Houston originally "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Kenny
"Don't Let Her Be Our Baby," The Contours originally "Don't Let Her Be Your Baby"
Karen Smith
"Don't Let Her Be Your Bay," The Contours originally "Don't Let Her Be Your Baby"
Karen Smith
"Don't Let Him Hop Around," Debbie Dean originally "Don't Let Him Shop Around"
Candy Welty
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heat Away," Phil Collins originally "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"
You might need it in the winter.
Peter
"Don't Let Him Seal Your Heart Away," Phil Collins originally "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"
Thessaly Danes
"Don't Let The Fame Burn Out," Jackie DeShannon originally "Don't Let The Flame Burn Out"
Candy Welty
"Don't Let The Joneses Get You Don," The Temptations originally "Don't Let The Joneses Get You Down"
Candy Welty
"Don't Let The Rain All Down On Me," The Critters originally "Don't Let The Rain Fall Down On Me"
Let only part of it down on me.
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Don't Let The Stars Get In Our Eyes," Perry Como originally "Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes"
Peter
"Don't Let The Tars Get In Your Eyes," Perry Como originally "Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes"
That would be even more painful.
Peter
"Don't Look Don," Kanye West originally "Don't Look Down"
Candy Welty
"Don't Lose Any Seep," John Waite originally "Don't Lose Any Sleep"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Lose Our Mind," Information Society originally "Don't Lose Your Mind"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Don't Make Me Come To Vega," Tori Amos originally "Don't Make Me Come To Vegas"
Because Vega is a star some 25 light years away!
Karen Smith
"Don't Make Me Lie Without You," No Mercy originally "Don't Make Me Live Without You"
Please don't capitalize the 2nd letter by mistake.
Duncan Moore
"Don't Mess Up A God Thing," Fontella Bass originally "Don't Mess Up A Good Thing"
Candy Welty
"Don't Mess Up A Good Thin," Fontella Bass originally "Don't Mess Up A Good Thing"
...by gaining weight?
Candy Welty
"Don't Mix Our Drinks," Elbow originally "Don't Mix Your Drinks"
Lucy Crosland
"Don't Mix Your Rinks," Elbow originally "Don't Mix Your Drinks"
Lucy Crosland
"Don't Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Bother," KaSandra originally "Don't Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Brother"
Karen Smith
"Don't Pit Me," Dion originally "Don't Pity Me"
Candy Welty
"Don't Lay Nice," Natalia Kills originally "Don't Play Nice"
Tiffany Furlong
"Don't Rock The Bat," Eddie Floyd originally "Don't Rock The Boat"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Bay)," The Cookies originally "Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)"
Candy Welty
"Don't Shoo," Devo originally "Don't Shoot"
Diana Jasper
"Don't Seep In The Subway," Petula Clark originally "Don't Sleep In The Subway"
You might cause a huge mess.
Peter
"Don't Peak," No Doubt originally "Don't Speak"
Holly Stefan
"Don't Sand So Close To Me," The Police originally "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
You'll get sawdust al over me
Popeye the Drimaster Man
"Don't Top It Now," Hot Chocolate originally "Don't Stop It Now"
Candy Welty
"Don't Top Me Baby (I'm On Fire)," The Boys Band originally "Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Ire)," The Boys Band originally "Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fir)," The Boys Band originally "Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't Top The Music," Rihanna originally "Don't Stop The Music"
Jen
"Don't Top Trying," Rodway originally "Don't Stop Trying"
Candy Welty
"Don't Stop Tying," Rodway originally "Don't Stop Trying"
Candy Welty
"Don't Take The Tars," The Mystics originally "Don't Take The Stars"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Our Love," Take That originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Our Love Away," Avant originally "Don't Take Your Love Away"
Serafina
"Don't Talk About His Love," Cheryl Cole originally "Don't Talk About This Love"
Regina Olsen
"Don't Tell Our Mama (Where You've Been)," Eddie Floyd originally "Don't Tell Your Mama (Where You've Been)"
Yvette Bristle
"Don't That Eat All," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Peter
"Don't That Beat Al," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Al was bested in some competition.
Kristin Carpenter
"Don't Hat Beat All," Adam Faith originally "Don't That Beat All"
Nicole Parsons
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Tie," Panic At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Goo Time," Panic At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A God Time," Panic At The Disco originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Touch Me Here," The Tubes originally "Don't Touch Me There"
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"Don't Ouch Me There," The Tubes originally "Don't Touch Me There"
That's a particularly sore spot.
Peter
"Don't Read On Me," Metallica originally "Don't Tread On Me"
Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Don't Rust Me," 3Oh!3 originally "Don't Trust Me"
Marcia Todd
"Don't Try To Sop It," Roman Holliday originally "Don't Try To Stop It"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Try To Top It," Roman Holliday originally "Don't Try To Stop It"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Anna Fall In Love," Jane Child originally "Don't Wanna Fall In Love"
Samantha Wayland
"Don't Want To Lie Without It," Pablo Cruise originally "Don't Want To Live Without It"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't You (Forge About Me)," Simple Minds originally "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You (Forget About M)," Simple Minds originally "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Remember every letter of the alphabet.
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You (Forget About E)," Simple Minds originally "Don't You (Forget About Me)"
Remember every letter of the alphabet.
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You Dare Forge the Sun," Get Scared originally "Don't You Dare Forget the Sun"
Karen Smith
"Don't You Eva," Spoon originally "Don't You Evah"
Rock Maninoff
"Don't You Miss Me A Little Bi Baby," Jimmy Ruffin originally "Don't You Miss Me A Little Bit Baby"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Don't Yo Wanna Be Mine," Denise Lopez originally "Don't You Wanna Be Mine"
Amanda Svenson
"Doncha' Think It's Tim," Elvis Presley originally "Doncha' Think It's Time"
Candy Welty
"Donkey Cal," Soophie Nun Squad originally "Donkey Call"
The Mole
"The Door Is Ope," Tommy Hunt originally "The Door Is Open"
Ope = archaic / literary synonym of open
April Fleming
"The Door Is Pen," Tommy Hunt originally "The Door Is Open"
April Fleming
"The Door I Open," Tommy Hunt originally "The Door Is Open"
April Fleming
"The Doo Is Open," Tommy Hunt originally "The Door Is Open"
April Fleming
"Doe Island," T-Bone Burnett originally "Dope Island"
Yvette Bristle
"The Doe Show," Marilyn Manson originally "The Dope Show"
Tracy Frummond
"Dot Our Eyes," Five Finger Death Punch originally "Dot Your Eyes"
Garrison
"Dot Your Yes," Five Finger Death Punch originally "Dot Your Eyes"
But 'yes' doesn't have a J or an I in it.
Garrison
"Double Shot (Of My Bay's Love)," The Swingin' Medallions originally "Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)"
Regina Olsen
"Down At Circe's Pace," Touch originally "Down At Circe's Place"
Karen Smith
"Down At Circe's Lace," Touch originally "Down At Circe's Place"
Karen Smith
"Don At Circe's Place," Touch originally "Down At Circe's Place"
Karen Smith
"Don At Lulu's," The Ohio Express originally "Down At Lulu's"
Candy Welty
"Don At The Station," Billy Yates originally "Down At The Station"
Yvette Bristle
"Don At The Twist And Shout," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Down At The Twist And Shout"
Jessica Childress
"Down At The Twist And Shot," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Down At The Twist And Shout"
Sounds like a violent place.
George Straitjacket
"Down At The Twist And Shut," Mary Chapin Carpenter originally "Down At The Twist And Shout"
Jessica Childress
"Don Boy," Holly Valance originally "Down Boy"
Joe Cool
"Don By The Lazy River," The Osmonds originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Serafina
"Down By The Lay River," The Osmonds originally "Down By The Lazy River"
Peter
"Own By The Water," The Decemberists originally "Down By The Water"
Own shoreline property?
Veronica Persica
"Don By The Water," The Decemberists originally "Down By The Water"
Veronica Persica
"Don By The Water," Decemberists originally "Down By The Water"
Pam
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