Take one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The removal of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result.
For example: Steve Winwood's "Split Decision" would become "Spit Decision"
Thanks to Philip Eno for the inspiration on this one!
Entries Beginning with D, Page 5
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"Don't Lose My Umber," Phil Collins originally
"Don't Lose My Number" ...of my wood tables.
MOR
"Don't Make Me Come To Vega," Tori Amos originally
"Don't Make Me Come To Vegas" Because Vega is a star some 25 light years away!
Karen Smith
"Don't Make Me Lie Without You," No Mercy originally
"Don't Make Me Live Without You" Please don't capitalize the 2nd letter by mistake.
Duncan Moore
"Don't Mess Up A God Thing," Fontella Bass originally
"Don't Mess Up A Good Thing" Candy Welty
"Don't Mess Up A Good Thin," Fontella Bass originally
"Don't Mess Up A Good Thing" ...by gaining weight?
Candy Welty
"Don't Mix Our Drinks," Elbow originally
"Don't Mix Your Drinks" Lucy Crosland
"Don't Mix Your Rinks," Elbow originally
"Don't Mix Your Drinks" Lucy Crosland
"Don't Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Bother," KaSandra originally
"Don't Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Brother" Karen Smith
"Don't Pit Me," Dion originally
"Don't Pity Me" Candy Welty
"Don't Rock The Bat," Eddie Floyd originally
"Don't Rock The Boat" Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Bay)," The Cookies originally
"Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)" Candy Welty
"Don't Hoot," Devo originally
"Don't Shoot" Don't make like an owl!
Diana Jasper
"Don't Shoo," Devo originally
"Don't Shoot" Diana Jasper
"Don't Seep In The Subway," Petula Clark originally
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" You might cause a huge mess.
Peter
"Don't Peak," No Doubt originally
"Don't Speak" Holly Stefan
"Don't Sand So Close To Me," The Police originally
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" You'll get sawdust al over me
Popeye the Drimaster Man
"Don't Top Me Baby (I'm On Fire)," The Boys Band originally
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)" Yvette Bristle
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fir)," The Boys Band originally
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)" Yvette Bristle
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Ire)," The Boys Band originally
"Don't Stop Me Baby (I'm On Fire)" Yvette Bristle
"Don't Top The Music," Rihanna originally
"Don't Stop The Music" Jen
"Don't Top Trying," Rodway originally
"Don't Stop Trying" Candy Welty
"Don't Stop Tying," Rodway originally
"Don't Stop Trying" Candy Welty
"Don't Take The Tars," The Mystics originally
"Don't Take The Stars" Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Our Love," Take That originally
"Don't Take Your Love" Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Our Love Away," Avant originally
"Don't Take Your Love Away" Serafina
"Don't Talk About His Love," Cheryl Cole originally
"Don't Talk About This Love" Regina Olsen
"Don't Tell Our Mama (Where You've Been)," Eddie Floyd originally
"Don't Tell Your Mama (Where You've Been)" Yvette Bristle
"Don't That Eat All," Adam Faith originally
"Don't That Beat All" Peter
"Don't That Beat Al," Adam Faith originally
"Don't That Beat All" Al was bested in some competition.
Kristin Carpenter
"Don't Hat Beat All," Adam Faith originally
"Don't That Beat All" Nicole Parsons
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Tie," Panic At The Disco originally
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Goo Time," Panic At The Disco originally
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A God Time," Panic At The Disco originally
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" Laurie Cassid
"Don't Touch Me Here," The Tubes originally
"Don't Touch Me There" baa
"Don't Ouch Me There," The Tubes originally
"Don't Touch Me There" That's a particularly sore spot.
Peter
"Don't Read On Me," Metallica originally
"Don't Tread On Me" Condoleezza Rice Pilaf
"Don't Rust Me," 3Oh!3 originally
"Don't Trust Me" Marcia Todd
"Don't Try To Sop It," Roman Holliday originally
"Don't Try To Stop It" Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Try To Top It," Roman Holliday originally
"Don't Try To Stop It" Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Anna Fall In Love," Jane Child originally
"Don't Wanna Fall In Love" Samantha Wayland
"Don't Want To Lie Without It," Pablo Cruise originally
"Don't Want To Live Without It" Alyssa Jayne
"Don't You (Forge About Me)," Simple Minds originally
"Don't You (Forget About Me)" Naomi Swanson
"Don't You (Forget About M)," Simple Minds originally
"Don't You (Forget About Me)" Remember every letter of the alphabet.
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You (Forget About E)," Simple Minds originally
"Don't You (Forget About Me)" Remember every letter of the alphabet.
Naomi Swanson
"Don't You Dare Forge the Sun," Get Scared originally
"Don't You Dare Forget the Sun" Karen Smith
"Don't You Eva," Spoon originally
"Don't You Evah" Rock Maninoff
"Don't You Miss Me A Little Bi Baby," Jimmy Ruffin originally
"Don't You Miss Me A Little Bit Baby" Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Don't Yo Wanna Be Mine," Denise Lopez originally
"Don't You Wanna Be Mine" Amanda Svenson
"Doncha' Think It's Tim," Elvis Presley originally
"Doncha' Think It's Time" Candy Welty
"The Door Is Ope," Tommy Hunt originally
"The Door Is Open" Ope = archaic / literary synonym of open
April Fleming
"The Door Is Pen," Tommy Hunt originally
"The Door Is Open" April Fleming
"The Door I Open," Tommy Hunt originally
"The Door Is Open" April Fleming
"The Doo Is Open," Tommy Hunt originally
"The Door Is Open" April Fleming
But 'yes' doesn't have a J or an I in it.
Garrison
"Own At Circe's Place," Touch originally
"Down At Circe's Place" Don't just rent there.
Karen Smith
"Down At Circe's Lace," Touch originally
"Down At Circe's Place" Karen Smith
"Don At Circe's Place," Touch originally
"Down At Circe's Place" Karen Smith
"Down At Circe's Pace," Touch originally
"Down At Circe's Place" Karen Smith
"Don At The Station," Billy Yates originally
"Down At The Station" Yvette Bristle
Sounds like a violent place.
George Straitjacket
"Don By The Lazy River," The Osmonds originally
"Down By The Lazy River" Serafina
"Down By The Lay River," The Osmonds originally
"Down By The Lazy River" Peter
Own shoreline property?
Veronica Persica
"Don By The Water," Decemberists originally
"Down By The Water" Pam
"Don Here On The Ground," Lou Rawls originally
"Down Here On The Ground" Candy Welty
"Don In Mississippi," Sugarland originally
"Down In Mississippi" U. Carrie Oats
"Down In The Tub Station At Midnight," The Jam originally
"Down In The Tube Station At Midnight" Monica Harpootlian
"Own In The Valley," Solomon Burke originally
"Down In The Valley" Own a house there?
Candy Welty
"Don In The Valley," Solomon Burke originally
"Down In The Valley" Candy Welty
"Down In The Alley," Solomon Burke originally
"Down In The Valley" Candy Welty
"Own In Virginia," Jimmy Reed originally
"Down In Virginia" As in own one's own land there, perhaps
Naomi Swanson
"Don In Virginia," Jimmy Reed originally
"Down In Virginia" Candy Welty
"Don In Yon Forest," Joan Baez originally
"Down In Yon Forest" Mary Ann Brite
"Dow On Main Street," Bob Seger originally
"Down On Main Street" I thought the Dow was on Madison Avenue.
rocky
Not to be confused with 'dawn on me'...
Marjorie
"Don On The Farm," Tim McGraw originally
"Down On The Farm" Peter
"Down On The Arm," Tim McGraw originally
"Down On The Farm" That would hurt.
Peter
"Don On The Street," The Stooges originally
"Down On The Street" Naomi Swanson
"Don The Dustpipe," Status Quo originally
"Down The Dustpipe" Don, as in wear it. Even worse than owning it!
Gretchen Wieners
"Own The Dustpipe," Status Quo originally
"Down The Dustpipe" I don't think I'd want to!
Susie Creamcheese
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