Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for July 31, 2020

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Cream's, "Badge" Misheard Lyrics: Don't you know just how the wheel goes 'round? AND She didn't have the time to wank you. She cried away her lie s*** she bet up the cradle. Original Lyrics: Don't you notice how the wheel goes 'round? AND She didn't have the time to wait in the queue She cried away her life since she fell off the cradle	Cream's, "Badge" Misheard Lyrics: Don't you know just how the wheel goes 'round? She didn't have the time to wank you. She cried away her lie s*** she bet up the cradle. Original Lyrics: Don't you notice how the wheel goes 'round? She didn't have the time to wait in the queue. She cried away her life since she fell off the cradle.
Cream's, "White Room" Misheard Lyrics: Black proof country, no go pavements, tired starlings. Silver horsehead, ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes. That one dickhead, rested easels, go buy windows. Isolation, for the old poo, now forgotten. Original Lyrics: Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings. Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes. Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows. Consolation for the old wound now forgotten.	David Bowie's, "Space Oddity" Misheard Lyrics: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very scared Original Lyrics: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still
David Bowie's, "Space Oddity" Misheard Lyrics: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very skilled Original Lyrics: Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still	James Brown's, "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" Misheard Lyrics: Papa's got a brand new dance Original Lyrics: Papa's got a brand new bag
The Beatles', "Getting Better" Misheard Lyrics: I got to admit it's getting wetter A little wetter all the time Original Lyrics: I got to admit it's getting better A little better all the time

1970s
Diana Ross', "Touch Me in the Morning" Misheard Lyrics: Didn't we run nowhere? Original Lyrics: Didn't we run away?	Elton John's, "Rocket Man" Misheard Lyrics: Rocket Man burnin' out the trees out there out yon (meaning out yonder) Original Lyrics: Rocket Man burning out the fuse up here alone
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" Misheard Lyrics: Don't give us none of your aggravation We've had it with your jigsaw plan Original Lyrics: Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline.	Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" Misheard Lyrics: I kinda like the sounds that I really like Like the sound of a sixty-nine-ah motorbike Original Lyrics: A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
Foreigner's, "Hot Blooded" Misheard Lyrics: C'mon baby, do you do modern dance? Original Lyrics: C'mon baby, do you do more than dance?	Neil Diamond's, "I've Been This Way Before" Misheard Lyrics: And I'm very game Original Lyrics: And I've been regained
Pilot's, "Magic" Misheard Lyrics: Never seen a game day Original Lyrics: Never seen a daybreak	The Beatles', "Come Together" Misheard Lyrics: Shake it! Original Lyrics: Shoot me!

1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" Misheard Lyrics: Dirty sheets and thunder cheeks Original Lyrics: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap	Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator" Misheard Lyrics: Lovin' it up when I'm blowin' down Original Lyrics: Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down
Billy Joel's, "Keeping the Faith" Misheard Lyrics: Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and I'm incarcensin' Original Lyrics: Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.	Bryan Ferry's, "Slave to Love" Misheard Lyrics: Say "True love" Original Lyrics: Slave to love
Champaign's, "How 'Bout Us" Misheard Lyrics: Some people are naked in trouble Original Lyrics: Some people are made for each other	Don Henley's, "New York Minute" Misheard Lyrics: Somebody's going to jerk Original Lyrics: Somebody's going to jail
Duran Duran's, "New Moon On Monday" Misheard Lyrics: until Fridays through the night. Original Lyrics: And a firedance through the night	Eartha Kitt's, "Where Is My Man?" Misheard Lyrics: Murdering my man Original Lyrics: Where is my man?
Joe Jackson's, "Breaking Us in Two" Misheard Lyrics: Always something waking up into Original Lyrics: Always something breaking us in two	Joe Jackson's, "You Can't Get What You Want" Misheard Lyrics: Then you're fine Original Lyrics: Then you'll find
Luther Vandross', "A House is Not a Home" Misheard Lyrics: And a house is not a hole Original Lyrics: And a house is not a home	Luther Vandross', "Here and Now" Misheard Lyrics: Hearing owl Original Lyrics: Here and now
Madonna's, "Live to Tell" Misheard Lyrics: I've learned my whistle well Original Lyrics: I've learned my lesson well	R.E.M.'s, "The One I Love" Misheard Lyrics: Tired Original Lyrics: Fire
Shriekback's, "My Spine (is the Bassline)" Misheard Lyrics: Janet tied up to the barrier Original Lyrics: Jam it tight up to the barrier	Tears for Fears', "Woman in Chains" Misheard Lyrics: So brave Original Lyrics: So free her
The Psychedelic Furs', "Pretty in Pink" Misheard Lyrics: It's in sheep Original Lyrics: Isn't she...	Tina Turner's, "Typical Male" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a Chippendale Original Lyrics: I'm a typical male

1990s
Barenaked Ladies', "If I Had A Million Dollars" Misheard Lyrics: Well I'd buy you John Merrick's maize (corn) Original Lyrics: Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains	Joe Public's, "Live and Learn" Misheard Lyrics: You got to let 'em learn Original Lyrics: You got to live and learn
John Mellencamp's, "Human Wheels" Misheard Lyrics: Honey, equal to Original Lyrics: Unequal to	Mariah Carey's, "Make It Happen" Misheard Lyrics: Make a half moon Original Lyrics: Make it happen
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack" Misheard Lyrics: You're a rotten egg Original Lyrics: You lied to me	Natalie Imbruglia's, "Torn" Misheard Lyrics: You are Lady A I am Annie Hall Original Lyrics: You're a little late I'm already torn
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" Misheard Lyrics: Where are my jammies? Original Lyrics: Where is my John Wayne?	Seal's, "Prayer for the Dying" Misheard Lyrics: Crossing that bitch Original Lyrics: Crossing that bridge
Stone Temple Pilots', "Plush" Misheard Lyrics: Where ya goin' for tomorrow? Where ya goin' with the mascarpone? (silent 'e') Original Lyrics: Where ya goin' for tomorrow? Where ya goin' with the mask I found?	The Bucketheads', "The Bomb" Misheard Lyrics: Peas pies pudding chips and riiiiiiiice Original Lyrics: Streets' sounds swirling through my mind.

2000s
Amy Studt's, "Misfit" Misheard Lyrics: Baby dancer gay Original Lyrics: Baby that's okay	Daniel Powter's, "Bad Day" Misheard Lyrics: You had a bad day, you take everyone down. Original Lyrics: You had a bad day, you're taking one down.
Mariah Carey's, "Shake It Off" Misheard Lyrics: Just like the Samsung commercial Original Lyrics: Just like the Calgon commercial

2010s
Alicia Keys', "Girl On Fire" Misheard Lyrics: This girl is a buyer Original Lyrics: This girl is on fire	The Weeknd's, "Blinding Lights" Misheard Lyrics: When I'm like this, you're the one night kissed I'm just running back to let you know Original Lyrics: When I'm like this, you're the one I trust I'm just walking by to let you know

misc
Chainsmokers', "Something Just Like This" Misheard Lyrics: Spiderman's control and Batman with his feelings Original Lyrics: Spiderman's control and Batman with his fists	Senzawa's, "Oki Doki Boomer" Misheard Lyrics: Ok (ok), Booglia Whatever you say, Booglia Original Lyrics: Ok (ok), Boomer Whatever you say, Boomer
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