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1960s
Johnny Tillotson's, "(Wait 'til You See) My Gidget"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're headed for the Biggie fries
Original Lyrics:
You're headed for a big surprise
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Voulez-Vous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is chancy, voulez vous.
Original Lyrics:
La question c'est voulez-vous
Bad Company's, "Ready for Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Medical love. Radical love
Original Lyrics:
Ready for love
Genesis', "The Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the evil pack lift up their picture
Original Lyrics:
And the eager pack lift up their pitchers.
Hot Chocolate's, "You Sexy Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in milk and cows
Wear your ‘fro
Original Lyrics:
I believe in miracles
Where you from?
Neil Diamond's, "Soolaimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su- Su-leiman Sule- Sule- Suleiman
Original Lyrics:
Soolaimon
Sister Sledge's, "We Are Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me staple the vicor, we're giving love in a femidom
Original Lyrics:
Just let me state for the record, we're giving love in a family close
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am,
How can I level with you?
Original Lyrics:
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
The Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I got a funky feeling when she was
Original Lyrics:
Oh I got a funny feeling when she walked
The O'Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start approaching
Original Lyrics:
Start a love train
The Partridge Family's, "Come On Get Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll make you Hot Wheels
Original Lyrics:
We'll make you happy
The Partridge Family's, "I Think I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my pillow to my bed
Original Lyrics:
I hold my pillow to my head
The Partridge Family's, "When We're Singin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danny got Ruby to sell our Zonk
Original Lyrics:
Danny got Reuben to sell our song
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' easy; livin' free.
See him anchored on a one way ride.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' easy, lovin' free
Season ticket on a one way ride.
Belinda Carlisle's, "Circle in the Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circus of the Stars
Original Lyrics:
Circle in the sand
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and my baby in '69.
Original Lyrics:
Me and my baby in a '69.
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like the Wolf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt in the ground, I break from the crowd
Original Lyrics:
Burning the ground, I break from the crowd
Duran Duran's, "Save a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save ya breath for the morning after
Original Lyrics:
Say a prayer for the morning after
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Let's Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send in the shoes
Original Lyrics:
Set in your shoes
General Public's, "Tenderness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ring sparkled on that finger
Original Lyrics:
Rings, but none on that finger
Hall & Oates', "Private Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my eyes
For watching you
Because you're every woman
I've got my eyes
For watching you
Friday Nights
Original Lyrics:
Private Eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move
Private Eyes
They're watching you
Private Eyes
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "I Wonder if I Take You Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder if I think you're wrong
Original Lyrics:
I wonder if I take you home
Metallica's, "Seek and Destroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are many Bothans who died
Original Lyrics:
There's an evil feeling in our brains
Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig if you will the picture, of me, Marvin Gaye and the kids
Original Lyrics:
Dig if you will at a picture, of you and I engaged in a kiss
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mano es paces. True.
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true.
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Matches true
Original Lyrics:
Much is true
Squeeze's, "Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulling muscles from the shell
Original Lyrics:
Pulling mussels from the shell
Squeeze's, "Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this plane"
Original Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this place"
Squeeze's, "Tempted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this plate"
Original Lyrics:
I said to my reflection, "Let's get out of this place"
Steve Winwood's, "Back in the High Life Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, close to mine, we'll hope for the same thing
Original Lyrics:
All the doors that closed one time will open up again
Talking Heads', "And She Was"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was taking of a black dress
Original Lyrics:
She was checking off an address
Terence Trent D'Arby's, "Wishing Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wishing well, a bunch of odd shapes
Original Lyrics:
A wishing well of butterfly tears
 
1990s
Massive Attack's, "Teardrop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feathers on my breath.
Original Lyrics:
Fearless on my breath
Michael Jackson's, "Stranger in Moscow"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're sucking dick, baby
Original Lyrics:
We're talking danger, baby
Pearl Jam's, "Even Flow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though,
Moths are all like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
Original Lyrics:
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies,
He don't know, so he chases them away
R. Kelly's, "I Can't Sleep Baby (If I)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to be a food
Original Lyrics:
I had to be a fool
R. Kelly's, "Sex Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, take off your cloves and come on
Original Lyrics:
Baby, take off your clothes and come on
R. Kelly's, "When a Woman's Fed Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was raised in Vietnam right outside of Chicago
Original Lyrics:
She was raised in Illinois right outside of Chicago
R. Kelly's, "Your Body's Callin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
My potty's callin' for you
Original Lyrics:
My body's callin' for you
REM's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conin shall wake her up
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Scar Tissue"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a bloody s*** it's a lonely view
Original Lyrics:
With the birds I'll share this lonely view
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna kiss ya
Original Lyrics:
My Monequita
Seal's, "Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm freezing
Original Lyrics:
And I'm crazy
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven kids and a pony up there
Original Lyrics:
Seven kids and a phony affair
Tina Turner's, "GoldenEye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goal denied
Original Lyrics:
GoldenEye
 
2000s
Barenaked Ladies', "The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Rebuilt the periods)
Original Lyrics:
(We built the pyramids)
Bowling For Soup's, "Phineas and Ferb Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting a cotton nerd
Original Lyrics:
Painting a continent
Evanescence's, "Call Me When You're Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I a bird of paradise
How could I, you were never mine.
Original Lyrics:
How could I have burned paradise?
How could I, you were never mine.
R. Kelly's, "U Saved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juice stories
Original Lyrics:
True stories
Underoath's, "Anyone Can Dig a Hole..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm left alone climbing through the dark
Original Lyrics:
I'm left alone climbing to the top

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