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1960s
Marty Wilde's, "Abergavenny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' a trip up to Africa Benny's
Original Lyrics:
Taking a trip up to Abergavenny
The Animals', "House of the Rising Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a house in your areas
They pull the rising sun
And it's been, the roy
Of Annie, a-wah-wah.
In God, I know, I won.
Original Lyrics:
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the rising sun
And it's been the ruin
Of many, a poor boy,
And God, I know, I'm one.
The Beatles', "Savoy Truffle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green Tangerine...Don't tell me more.
Original Lyrics:
Green tangerine Montelimar
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty D and a done doe G
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dire Straits', "Sultans of Swing"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say an old guitar is all he can afford
Original Lyrics:
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talking about Valencia
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talking about moving in
Guess Who's, "Clap for the Wolfman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clap for the Wolfman
He's gonna bake your wreck a pie
Original Lyrics:
Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
Johnny Nash's, "I Can See Clearly Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can lick all Popsicles in my mouth
Original Lyrics:
I can see all obstacles in my way
Meatloaf's, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sweet pony
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby
Let me sleep on it
Pink Floyd's, "Young Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will some woman ever step in and
Make me feel like a real man
Original Lyrics:
Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
Starbuck's, "Moonlight Feels Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight feels right
Original Lyrics:
Moonlight feels right
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happening tonight
Original Lyrics:
Afternoon Delight
The O'Jays', "Love Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, don't you worry. Join hands.
Start a love train, love train.
Original Lyrics:
People all around the world, join hands
Start a love train, love train
The Ramones', "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a little landmine
Original Lyrics:
The kids are losing their minds.
Traditional's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages for breakfast, lunch and tea
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
Yes', "I've Seen All Good People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send an instant comet to me
Original Lyrics:
Send an instant karma to me
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Hell's Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're kin to evil, you're a friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
Benny Mardones', "Into the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a goodbye
Original Lyrics:
If I could fly
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my first real sex dream.
Original Lyrics:
Got my first real six-string.
Diana Ross', "Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cherish the morning with you
Original Lyrics:
I cherish the moment with you
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is in Singapore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
Journey's, "Any Way You Want It"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves some thangy things
Original Lyrics:
She loves the lovin' things.
Kenny Loggins', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get on the corned beef back
Original Lyrics:
Get out before we crack
Kenny Loggins', "Heart to Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we never end
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we're near the end
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I'd 'a just assumed
She'd come into the room
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room.
The Bangles', "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bum waitresses take their trays
Original Lyrics:
The blonde waitresses take their trays
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "Walk on Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, but I want to hop on the motor with jam.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, but I want to walk on the water with you.
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom Selleck and that little boys smile
Original Lyrics:
Black velvet and that little boy smile.
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my tea leaves dry today
Original Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today.
Bush's, "A Tendency to Start Fires"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chasing whiter cab. Best of my stability.
Original Lyrics:
Chasing what I can. Best of my civility.
Eiffel 65's, "I'm Blue (Da Bee Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can die, I would beat up a guy,
I believe I can fly if I turn green I will die
Original Lyrics:
Da ba dee, da ba die, da ba dee ba da die
Garbage's, "Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the taco town
Original Lyrics:
We were the talk of the town
Half Man Half Biscuit's, "Paintball's Coming Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
They’ve got the whole world in their house
To see the new concert I dreamed
Original Lyrics:
They’ve got the whole world in their house
To see the new conservatory
MC Hammer's, "Pray"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play
Original Lyrics:
Pray
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're liesing again,
Your lies are full of spoon
Original Lyrics:
Their lives again,
Their li-pull us through
Oasis', "Shakermaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to build myself a house out across the sea.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to build myself a house out of plasticine.
Radiohead's, "Karma Police"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why you're dead
Original Lyrics:
This is what you get
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a couple kids to the park
Original Lyrics:
Over Santa Monica Blvd
Snap!'s, "Rhythm Is a Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
It's a saucepan handle
Original Lyrics:
Rhythm is a dancer
It's a soul's companion.
Theme Songs', "Mortal Kombat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaolin Change
Original Lyrics:
Johnny Kage
 
2000s
Bon Jovi's, "One Wild Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poke my eye
Original Lyrics:
one wild night
Bon Jovi's, "Who Says You Can't Go Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to find a new place
Original Lyrics:
I try to find a new face
Britney Spears', "If U Seek Amy"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seeking me
Original Lyrics:
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.
Chemical Brothers', "Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s time to shave your legs, Rick
Original Lyrics:
Let’s turn this thing electric
Linkin Park's, "Don't Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me my stuff back and don't stay
Original Lyrics:
Just give me myself back and don't stay
Michael Buble's, "Haven't Met You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that we can be so amazing, and peeing in your LIFE is gonna change me.
Original Lyrics:
And I know that we can be so amazing, and being in your life is gonna change me.
 
2010s
Half Man Half Biscuit's, "Rock and Roll Is Full of Bad Wools"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll is full of bad wolves
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roll is full of bad wools
Pink's, "Raise Your Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rape your class!
Original Lyrics:
Raise your glass!
 
christian
hymns', "Up from the Grave He Arose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up from the grave he arose, with a mighty trumpet for his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Up from the grave he arose, with a mighty triumph o're his foes.
 
country
Kenny Rogers', "The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you've got no wind to hold her
No wind to fold her
No wind to walk away
And no wind to run
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run

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