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1960s
Bobby "Boris" Pickett's, "Monster Mash"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a great hard smash
Original Lyrics:
It was a graveyard smash
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grape-Nuts and politics
Original Lyrics:
Beatniks and politicks
The Rolling Stones', "Paint it Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't cover anymore
Original Lyrics:
No colors anymore
Vic Mizzy's, "The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
A breadstick you can chew on
Original Lyrics:
A broomstick you can crawl on
 
1970s
Cyndi Grecco's, "Making Our Dreams Come True"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time there's no stopping by
Original Lyrics:
This time there's no stopping us
Little River Band's, "Reminiscing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the boring tunes
Original Lyrics:
And the porter tunes
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Chuck and Taz are in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Pink Floyd's, "Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
SodaStream
Original Lyrics:
So they say
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer clean
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer queen
Robert Palmer's, "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a bad taste of loving you
Original Lyrics:
I got a bad case of loving you
The Ramones', "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
The generation's seen me
Original Lyrics:
They're generating steam heat.
The Staple Singers', "Let's Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we pass by the owls
Original Lyrics:
As we pass away the hours
 
1980s
Asia's, "Heat of the Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
The heat of the moment
Show me your ass...
Original Lyrics:
The heat of the moment
Shone in your eyes…
Berlin's, "Take My Breath Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am gonna play
Original Lyrics:
I am unafraid
Huey Lewis and the News', "Stuck with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes it's Drew
Original Lyrics:
Yes it's true
Jeff Pescetto's, "DuckTales Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duct tapes... woooo!
Life is like a Burger King
Original Lyrics:
Duck Tales... wooo!
Life is like a hurricane
John Fogerty's, "Centerfield"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a beat up glove, a homemade bat, and a brand new parachute
Original Lyrics:
I got a beat up glove, a homemade bat, and a brand new pair of shoes
Kenny Rogers', "Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
400 children and a crop in the field
Original Lyrics:
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
Movie Scripts', "Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
If our lord wasn’t pestering us
Original Lyrics:
If our Lord wasn’t testing us
Movie Scripts', "Halloween III: Season of the Witch"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s almost home kids
Original Lyrics:
It’s almost time kids
Movie Scripts', "The Fox and the Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s stinky and boner
Original Lyrics:
It’s Dinky and Boomer
Robert Palmer's, "Hyperactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's the news to me
Original Lyrics:
And it's a mystery
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no telling with Reddi-wip
Original Lyrics:
There's no telling where the money went
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
AM, FM, the BM, too
Original Lyrics:
AM, FM, the PM, too
Misheard Lyrics:
All the vampires, crazy 'bout Elvis
Original Lyrics:
...she's crazy 'bout Elvis...
All the vampires, walkin' through the valley...
U2's, "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It puts my bathtub
Puts my bathtub against the wall
Original Lyrics:
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall
 
1990s
Captain Hollywood Project's, "More and More"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we hurt till somebody's in the spell
Original Lyrics:
And we hurt till somebody's in despair
Chris Isaak's, "Wicked Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a liquor thing to do
Original Lyrics:
What a wicked thing to do
Coolio's, "Gangsta's Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep spending most our nights
Original Lyrics:
Keep spending most our lives
Elton John's, "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's enough to make Philips Magnavox
Original Lyrics:
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Elton John's, "Candle in the Wind 1997"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you bring us to tears
Original Lyrics:
The truth brings us to tears
Elton John's, "Something About the Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just shine like a beagle from the bay
Original Lyrics:
You just shine like a beacon on the bay
Gala's, "Freed From Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's got no money
He's got his dumb beliefs
Original Lyrics:
My lover's got no money
He's got his strong beliefs
Robert Palmer's, "You're Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a raisin
Original Lyrics:
You're amazing
Rockapella's, "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal her soul in South Korea
Original Lyrics:
Steal their Seoul in South Korea
Shawn Colvin's, "Sunny Came Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
While walking on a line
Original Lyrics:
While walking on a wire
Sir Mix-a-Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep in the Bee Gees swearing
Original Lyrics:
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
Sir Mix-a-Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Big Bopper; he cannot lie
Original Lyrics:
I like big butts and I cannot lie
The Immortals', "Mortal Kombat (Techno Syndrome)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Caldwell
Original Lyrics:
Mortal Kombat
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
AHHHHHHH SAVENYAAA ALLI VEENTZ I-ADA
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
The Wallflowers', "One Headlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, drive it up
Like we used to again
Original Lyrics:
Come on, try a little
Nothing is forever
 
2000s
Flo Rida's, "Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple bottom jeans, boots with the spurs..
The whole club was looking at her..
Original Lyrics:
Apple bottom jeans, boots with the FUR..
The whole club was lookin at her.
Job For A Cowboy's, "Entities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fled from here a tuna love, this demon took over my grandma.
Original Lyrics:
Far from its eternal home, this demon stands over my crippled anatomy.
 
2010s
JP Cooper's, "September Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I, I remember the curries, they were singing it for us
Original Lyrics:
I remember the chorus, they were singing it for us
Nicki Minaj's, "Anaconda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy him a condom, don't...
Original Lyrics:
My Anaconda, don't...
Nicki Minaj's, "Anaconda"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not some gumshoe
Original Lyrics:
I'm on some dumb s***
Taylor Swift's, "King of my Heart "
Misheard Lyrics:
With their three inch Rovers and their Jaguars
Original Lyrics:
With their Range Rovers and their Jaguars
 
country
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the media men beg to differ
Original Lyrics:
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
 
misc
School's, "Advance Australia Fair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For breakfast lunch and tea
My mama said they're good for me
But I like KFC
Original Lyrics:
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature’s gifts
Traditional's, "Pop Goes the Weasel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The monkey chased the measles
Original Lyrics:
The monkey chased the weasel

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