Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for June 27, 2016

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
Neil Diamond's, "I'm a Believer" Misheard Lyrics: Then I saw her fake Original Lyrics: Then I saw her face	The Beach Boys', "All Summer Long" Misheard Lyrics: Got the runs now. Original Lyrics: But not for us now.
The Beatles', "Eleanor Rigby" Misheard Lyrics: I will get over lonely people or How to get over lonely people Original Lyrics: Ah, look at all the lonely people	The Beatles', "With a Little Help from My Friends" Misheard Lyrics: Bil-ly Shears! Original Lyrics: A-B-C!
Tom Jones', "Green Green Grass of Home" Misheard Lyrics: For there's a God and there's a sad old pear tree On and on we'll walk in debris Original Lyrics: For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre Arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak

1970s
Boston's, "More Than A Feeling" Misheard Lyrics: I woke up this morning. A mid summer's dawn. Original Lyrics: I woke up this morning and the sun was gone.	Michael Martin Murphey's, "Wildfire" Misheard Lyrics: Gonna leave South Boston behind. Original Lyrics: Gonna leave sodbustin' behind.
Neil Diamond's, "Cracklin' Rosie" Misheard Lyrics: Cracklin' Rose, You're a stow-aboard woman Original Lyrics: Cracklin' Rose, You're a store-bought woman	Neil Diamond's, "Cracklin' Rosie" Misheard Lyrics: Find us a train that don't ask no questions Original Lyrics: Find us a dream that don't ask no questions
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You" Misheard Lyrics: Clowns in the bedroom here, Joe goes to the right Original Lyrics: Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right	Steely Dan's, "Bodhisattva" Misheard Lyrics: And I'll be there shining your Japan and sparkling your china. Original Lyrics: And I'll be there to shine in your Japan To sparkle in your China
Steely Dan's, "Daddy Don't Live In That New York City No More" Misheard Lyrics: Daddy don't need no lock and key for the booze he stoled out on avenue D. Original Lyrics: Daddy don't need no lock and key For the piece he stowed out on Avenue D.	Steely Dan's, "Do It Again" Misheard Lyrics: Dope and cards can make you money. Original Lyrics: Your black cards can make you money
Steely Dan's, "Josie" Misheard Lyrics: She plays like a Roman with her eyes on fire. Original Lyrics: She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire	Steely Dan's, "Peg" Misheard Lyrics: I like your picture. Your name, and lots of bourbon. ... And when you smile for the camera, I know I love you better, Peg. Fame, it will come back to you ... Then, you shun us all, you see it already; it's your favorite foreign movie. Original Lyrics: I've seen your picture Your name in lights above it ... And when you smile for the camera I know I'll love you better Peg it will come back to you ... Then the shutter falls You see it all in 3-D It's your favorite foreign movie
The Police's, "Message in a Bottle" Misheard Lyrics: Synnin aaton S.O.S Original Lyrics: Sending out an S.O.S.

1980s
Billy Joel's, "Why Should I Worry?" Misheard Lyrics: Why should I wear it? Original Lyrics: Why should I worry?	Commercial's, "Toys R Us" Misheard Lyrics: I don't want a Carla Original Lyrics: I don't want to grow up
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Put your shoulder on me Original Lyrics: Pour some sugar on me.	Genesis', "That's All" Misheard Lyrics: Is like putting me phooey all the time. Original Lyrics: Living with you's just putting me through it all of the time
Judas Priesy's, "Living After Midnight" Misheard Lyrics: Set my sights on little old men Original Lyrics: Set my sights and then home in...	Megadeth's, "Rattlehead" Misheard Lyrics: It's time for Snuffy Smith, thrashing, slashing to Megadeth... Original Lyrics: It's time for snapping some neck Slashing, thrashing to Megadeth
Starship's, "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" Misheard Lyrics: Nancy we're crazy Original Lyrics: Let em say we're crazy.	The Who's, "Athena" Misheard Lyrics: She's just a girl, she's a boy! Original Lyrics: She's just a girl, she's a bomb.
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do with It" Misheard Lyrics: You must understand that the touch of your hand makes my balls react... Original Lyrics: You must understand though the touch of your hand Makes my pulse react	Toto's, "Africa" Misheard Lyrics: I miss the rains down in Africa Original Lyrics: I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa" Misheard Lyrics: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like the LEOPARDS above the Sarah Gunny Original Lyrics: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti	U2's, "All I Want Is You" Misheard Lyrics: Yuck! No I won't eat it, yuck! Original Lyrics: You! All I want is, you!

1990s
Cher's, "Believe" Misheard Lyrics: Do you believe in love Dr. Love Original Lyrics: Do you believe in life after love?	Moloko's, "The Time Is Now" Misheard Lyrics: Give up your cymbal to the moon man Original Lyrics: Give up yourself unto the moonlight
Primus', "Lacquer Head" Misheard Lyrics: Pimple-faced and rabbit-holey Original Lyrics: Pimple-faced and rather homely	The Lion King's, "Circle of Life" Misheard Lyrics: ingogyama ingo abatana Original Lyrics: Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

2000s
Beyonce's, "Upgrade U" Misheard Lyrics: Papa let me upgrade you, I'm about to hate you Original Lyrics: Partner let me upgrade you, Audemars Piquet you	Black Eyed Peas', "Boom Boom Pow" Misheard Lyrics: Got a Kit Kat boom boom boom Original Lyrics: I like that Boom Boom Pow
Bob the Builder's, "Can We Fix It?" Misheard Lyrics: Working with Dave 'til the sun goes down Original Lyrics: Working all day 'til the sun goes down	Bob the Builder's, "Mambo No. 5" Misheard Lyrics: Fix it up to the south Original Lyrics: Fix it up to the sound
Britney Spears', "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" Misheard Lyrics: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman All I need is time, more than I can find Original Lyrics: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman All I need is time, A moment that is mine	Outkast's, "Hey, Ya" Misheard Lyrics: Shake it like a boyhood preacher. Original Lyrics: Shake like a Polaroid picture.
R Kelly's, "Ignition (remix)" Misheard Lyrics: I'm like salt water drum Original Lyrics: I'm like, so what, I'm drunk.	Taylor Swift's, "Teardrops on My Guitar" Misheard Lyrics: Drew love Original Lyrics: True love

2010s
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean" Misheard Lyrics: Keep on humping Cake, body motion Original Lyrics: Keep on hoping Cake by the ocean	Milky Chance's, "Down by the River" Misheard Lyrics: Started doing snow and blow That we've made unkind Original Lyrics: Dark doings now I know That we've paid unlike
Naughty Boy feat. Sam Smith's, "La La La" Misheard Lyrics: I'm covering my ass like a kid Original Lyrics: I'm covering my ears like a kid	Nicki Minaj's, "No Flex Zone (remix)" Misheard Lyrics: I like Babbage's 'cause they like Babbage's too Original Lyrics: I like bad bitches 'cause they like bad bitches too
SEEU's, "I = Fantasy" Misheard Lyrics: Your swimming my room, yo muckin' up my room! I'm a pharmacy Original Lyrics: Nal jeul gi ran ma rya Neol mat gi ran ma rya Nan I=Fantasy	Twenty One Pilots', "Lane Boy" Misheard Lyrics: They say Sayin's a lame boi Original Lyrics: They say stay in your lane boy

misc
Cast of 'The Wizard Of Oz''s, "If I Only Had..." Misheard Lyrics: If I only had the name Original Lyrics: If I only had the nerve	Cast of 'The Wizard of Oz''s, "Lollipop Guild" Misheard Lyrics: We represent the Lolly Pumpkin. Original Lyrics: We represent the Lollipop Guild.
Cast of 'The Wizard of Oz''s, "Lullaby League and The Lollipop Guild" Misheard Lyrics: We represent the Lullabunnies. Original Lyrics: We represent the Lullabye League.	Cast of 'The Wizard of Oz''s, "We're Off to See the Wizard" Misheard Lyrics: We're off to see the whizzer Original Lyrics: We're off to see the wizard
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