Anyway, I am The Charnstar... Well... not really, right now I'm still just Charnstar, but in like... 4 years or so I'll legally get the The attached. The Charnstar was born in Darwin, Australia, in a block of flats... And if you think that's cool, his older brother was born in a caravan, and his older sister was born in a tent. When Charnstar was born, his parents were gonna give him the name "Chance" but after hearing the song "A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash," they came to the conclusion that with that name, I would be bullied and go CRAZY!... So they added a Star and Charnstar was created. Charnstar is currently the only Charnstar on google.com, CHECK IT OUT! Every single Charnstar there... Me... Oh yeah... I feel special.
In early/late *I can't remember* 1999, Charnstar saw the film, Nightmare on Elm Street 2, which, being 10 or something, naturally SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM AND SCARRED HIM FOR LIFE! This started his parody writing career... It just happened to be that when he accidently saw NOES2 he actually heard Stevie Nicks - Sometimes It's A Bitch playing on tape... This fused the two in his mind creating his first ever parody/parody chorus. 7 years later, in year 10, Charnstar met with an old friend from primary school, who, like Charnstar, was a GREAT fan of Nintendo, especially The Legend of Zelda. So he and Jacob wrote Ocarina of Time, a parody to Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel. This restarted his parody writing, and he wrote a full version of Nightmare On Elm Street, and many other songs.
Charnstar is currently NOT living in Darwin, Australia, *he was only born there* and enjoys music such as The Beatles, Billy Joel, CCR, most 80's music, and even a bit of Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson. He one day dreams of becoming an actor, seeming acting is the only thing he's good at, and make the movies he wrote," From Fatman to Phatman", "The List" and "The Untitled Harry, Frullet and Charnstar project." THE END!