Song Parodies -> 21 Things Girls Love 'Bout The Charnstar
| Original Song Title: | "21 Things I Want In A Lover" |
| Original Performer: | Alanis Morissette |
| Parody Song Title: | "21 Things Girls Love 'Bout The Charnstar" |
| Parody Written by: | The Charnstar |
Well, there's 21 things to me... I counted all the good things. And I dunno if to count some things as good or bad... But there are 21 of the many good things about the Charnstar.... and yes... they are true... especially the midget zombies... ENJOY! PS. For those who DO KTOS, some may seem off paced, but check the lyrics... It took me an hour to sing it write, and this is one song I definately want to record.. when I get a microphone already
Well he acts quite good, when guys gaze in envy.
And when all the ladies start to gaze for other reasons.
He has got a big intellectual capacity and knows
All 11 secret herbs and seasons.
And he sees everything as if their smaller
And enjoys hot choc-o-lates with funny labels
He is both masculine and feminine, all shoved in a crazed blender.
And fits his name in 'bout seven syllables
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
When he decides to go diving from a twelve story
Building,then go crazy on some midget zombies, ain't it funny?
And he's self-upg-rading, with a chainsaw and has his own form-ed narration
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
I figure I should describe them so you can maybe resist Charnstar
These are 21 things I choose to tell about Charnstar
He can sing high-pitch, but only severely
He can shoot lazer's, and score like Han Solo
He is so obsene and he's so cavalierly, that's an adverb
Makes less sense than Marko Polo
He's got extremely sensitive legs. And a tongue that's five feet
Gives him a lisp and awesome powers. A good ass.. thlete guy
And he's got an awesome job in a Toys R Us... and he's just addictive.
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but qualities that they prefer
And when all the ladies start to gaze for other reasons.
He has got a big intellectual capacity and knows
All 11 secret herbs and seasons.
And he sees everything as if their smaller
And enjoys hot choc-o-lates with funny labels
He is both masculine and feminine, all shoved in a crazed blender.
And fits his name in 'bout seven syllables
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
When he decides to go diving from a twelve story
Building,then go crazy on some midget zombies, ain't it funny?
And he's self-upg-rading, with a chainsaw and has his own form-ed narration
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
I figure I should describe them so you can maybe resist Charnstar
These are 21 things I choose to tell about Charnstar
He can sing high-pitch, but only severely
He can shoot lazer's, and score like Han Solo
He is so obsene and he's so cavalierly, that's an adverb
Makes less sense than Marko Polo
He's got extremely sensitive legs. And a tongue that's five feet
Gives him a lisp and awesome powers. A good ass.. thlete guy
And he's got an awesome job in a Toys R Us... and he's just addictive.
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but qualities that they prefer
Now, you may not understand some of it if you DKTOS.. Like the seven syllables thing... well... I may have over-exagerated, but Alanis Morissette expands "a lover" into like... a BILLION syllables. So... I had to put that in there. I haven't written a song in a while... I have got an idea for my Two Towers... Tangled - Maroon 5... Moh well, enough about me... Nah, I know you all love me, talk about me down THERE! V V V V V... they are arrows... pointing down.. AKA. Comment, you know you wanna
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I believe she expands it into "luh-uh-uh-ver-er". Very good parody you got here, of a lyrically complicated song. 5-5-5.
wonderfully weird
"Things Girls Love..."? Maybe you should've made it "17 Things." You should be on WOMEN by now. (I could say the same thing about myself, but that's a matter of luck, not age!)
Awesome job! 555!
At least, your good things add up to a legal age..Interesting work
Thankyou all. As for Michael, yeah, I'm like.. 12 or something... I can't remember, but I'm too young to call girls women yet... It just.. feels weird... And yeah, AFW, you're right... hehehe
I wanna be a Charn Star! 5s
(SOTM) Excellent work. DKTOS but I liked the content.
There's only 1 Thing That Matthias Wants In A Lover, and that's Alanis Morissette, damn is she hot! 5's
(SOTM) Not familiar with the OS, but an interesting set of lyrics, charnstar.
SOTM-Good
oh to be young again and what is a teenager listening to Alanis Morissette for she will warp you fragile little mind! great parody 555
(SOTM) "Gives him a lisp and awesome powers. A good ass.. thlete guy". . .that doesn't sound like no 12 year old to me. . .good parody, albeit big head type parody, they are sometimes fun and confidence is something a lot of people lack. . .
Thankyou Yoidy to Dave. Yoidy: Don't we all? Jason: The DKTOS is very confusing, you're lucky. Matthias: Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh... I like the way you think! Micheal: Thankyou, tis odd, but that's just me. Max: Thanks. Tomario: She kicks ass, plus most of the music I listen to is cause of my mum... plus most new music sucks... and Alanis would go down with you in a theatre... YAY! Dave: Well 15 and 12 are practically the same thing, and thankyou. I've though of quite a few songs like this, and if I ever do record any of my parodies, I'll release an album called "Oh The Ego" with all my Me songs. And yeah, I've had a lisp, awesome powers, a big tongue and a good ass since I was a wee boy. Nothings changed
SOTM = Selfappreciation of the Month! :-)
A 5' tongue? Forget the other twenty, Charnstar, all you gotta do now is learn to breathe through your ears ;-)
(SOTM) ha! 555 just for the dry self-deprecating self-lauding rambling wit of the thing - and I loved the line where you used "cavalierly" and had enough pacing space left in the line to be able to inform us that it was an adverb - lol
(SOTM) But what does The Charnstar REALLY love 'bout The Charnstar? Heh heh heh ... ;-)
(SOTM) Is the charnstar a form of anteater? That's about all I can picture.. Still, great job here.
(SOTM) Bastard of a song to pace, but you did a bang-up job with it, Charnstar. Fun read. Phil, how would you breathe through your ears with thighs wrapped around your head?
You obviously haven't heard the Kevin Bloody Wilson classic...
SOTM - Is that so? At least you seem to get feedback about what girls like. I don't have that luxury.
(ABC3) I thought I commented previously. in any event, a good job on this, wacky in a Weird Al way.
(ABC) See above!
(ABC3#) well, I can't outdo my above comment, but I'm totally with you on the "Everybody Loves Charnstar" gag wavelength, Charny - why haven't you parodied Whitney's "The Greatest Love Of All" yet?
Interesting idea, but you didn't mention the mo$t important thing U.$. girl$ look for in a per$on of the oppo$ite $ex, when they aren't cuddling and ki$$ing each other.
ABC...hehehe...this made me smile, Charnster...there's nothing I love more than a little self-promotion...=)
# After 20 - To reply to Phil first: No, but I shall seek it out. Charnstar, I loved this even more upon rereading it. I have the perfect song for your continued self-promotion: "All Star" by Smash Mouth. =)
(ABC3#) Reason number 22 to love The Charnstar...he's totally OFF HIS HEAD! (But in a lovely way). I enjoyed this alot, Charny...then I got blind drunk, re-read it, and actually understood it. ;-) Fabulous 5s
(ABC) DKTOS, but everybody deserves a little narcissism once in a while! But a 5 foot tongue?!? Yikes!!
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