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Song Parodies -> "21 Things Girls Love 'Bout The Charnstar"

Original Song Title:

"21 Things I Want In A Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"21 Things Girls Love 'Bout The Charnstar"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Well, there's 21 things to me... I counted all the good things. And I dunno if to count some things as good or bad... But there are 21 of the many good things about the Charnstar.... and yes... they are true... especially the midget zombies... ENJOY! PS. For those who DO KTOS, some may seem off paced, but check the lyrics... It took me an hour to sing it write, and this is one song I definately want to record.. when I get a microphone already
Well he acts quite good, when guys gaze in envy.
And when all the ladies start to gaze for other reasons.
He has got a big intellectual capacity and knows
All 11 secret herbs and seasons.

And he sees everything as if their smaller
And enjoys hot choc-o-lates with funny labels
He is both masculine and feminine, all shoved in a crazed blender.
And fits his name in 'bout seven syllables

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters

When he decides to go diving from a twelve story
Building,then go crazy on some midget zombies, ain't it funny?
And he's self-upg-rading, with a chainsaw and has his own form-ed narration

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters
I figure I should describe them so you can maybe resist Charnstar
These are 21 things I choose to tell about Charnstar

He can sing high-pitch, but only severely
He can shoot lazer's, and score like Han Solo
He is so obsene and he's so cavalierly, that's an adverb
Makes less sense than Marko Polo

He's got extremely sensitive legs. And a tongue that's five feet
Gives him a lisp and awesome powers. A good ass.. thlete guy
And he's got an awesome job in a Toys R Us... and he's just addictive.

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but they love me, that's what matters

These are 21 things that girls love 'bout the Charnstar
Not necessarily real, but qualities that they prefer
Now, you may not understand some of it if you DKTOS.. Like the seven syllables thing... well... I may have over-exagerated, but Alanis Morissette expands "a lover" into like... a BILLION syllables. So... I had to put that in there. I haven't written a song in a while... I have got an idea for my Two Towers... Tangled - Maroon 5... Moh well, enough about me... Nah, I know you all love me, talk about me down THERE! V V V V V... they are arrows... pointing down.. AKA. Comment, you know you wanna

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 22

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Blethar - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I believe she expands it into "luh-uh-uh-ver-er". Very good parody you got here, of a lyrically complicated song. 5-5-5.
alvin rhodes - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
"Things Girls Love..."? Maybe you should've made it "17 Things." You should be on WOMEN by now. (I could say the same thing about myself, but that's a matter of luck, not age!)
Jack Wilson - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 555!
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
At least, your good things add up to a legal age..Interesting work
The Charnstar - January 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thankyou all. As for Michael, yeah, I'm like.. 12 or something... I can't remember, but I'm too young to call girls women yet... It just.. feels weird... And yeah, AFW, you're right... hehehe
Yoidy - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I wanna be a Charn Star! 5s
Jason - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent work. DKTOS but I liked the content.
Matthias - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
There's only 1 Thing That Matthias Wants In A Lover, and that's Alanis Morissette, damn is she hot! 5's
Michael E Cormier - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not familiar with the OS, but an interesting set of lyrics, charnstar.
Max Power - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
tomario - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
oh to be young again and what is a teenager listening to Alanis Morissette for she will warp you fragile little mind! great parody 555
Below Average Dave - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "Gives him a lisp and awesome powers. A good ass.. thlete guy". . .that doesn't sound like no 12 year old to me. . .good parody, albeit big head type parody, they are sometimes fun and confidence is something a lot of people lack. . .
The Charnstar - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thankyou Yoidy to Dave. Yoidy: Don't we all? Jason: The DKTOS is very confusing, you're lucky. Matthias: Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh... I like the way you think! Micheal: Thankyou, tis odd, but that's just me. Max: Thanks. Tomario: She kicks ass, plus most of the music I listen to is cause of my mum... plus most new music sucks... and Alanis would go down with you in a theatre... YAY! Dave: Well 15 and 12 are practically the same thing, and thankyou. I've though of quite a few songs like this, and if I ever do record any of my parodies, I'll release an album called "Oh The Ego" with all my Me songs. And yeah, I've had a lisp, awesome powers, a big tongue and a good ass since I was a wee boy. Nothings changed
Peter Andersson - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM = Selfappreciation of the Month! :-)
Phil Alexander - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
A 5' tongue? Forget the other twenty, Charnstar, all you gotta do now is learn to breathe through your ears ;-)
Stuart McArthur - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ha! 555 just for the dry self-deprecating self-lauding rambling wit of the thing - and I loved the line where you used "cavalierly" and had enough pacing space left in the line to be able to inform us that it was an adverb - lol
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) But what does The Charnstar REALLY love 'bout The Charnstar? Heh heh heh ... ;-)
Tim Mayfield - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Is the charnstar a form of anteater? That's about all I can picture.. Still, great job here.
Red Ant - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bastard of a song to pace, but you did a bang-up job with it, Charnstar. Fun read. Phil, how would you breathe through your ears with thighs wrapped around your head?
Phil Alexander - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You obviously haven't heard the Kevin Bloody Wilson classic...
wannabemustangjockey - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Is that so? At least you seem to get feedback about what girls like. I don't have that luxury.
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) I thought I commented previously. in any event, a good job on this, wacky in a Weird Al way.
Johnny D - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
stuart mcarthur - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3#) well, I can't outdo my above comment, but I'm totally with you on the "Everybody Loves Charnstar" gag wavelength, Charny - why haven't you parodied Whitney's "The Greatest Love Of All" yet?
Michael McVey - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting idea, but you didn't mention the mo$t important thing U.$. girl$ look for in a per$on of the oppo$ite $ex, when they aren't cuddling and ki$$ing each other.
Arwen - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...hehehe...this made me smile, Charnster...there's nothing I love more than a little self-promotion...=)
Red Ant - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
# After 20 - To reply to Phil first: No, but I shall seek it out. Charnstar, I loved this even more upon rereading it. I have the perfect song for your continued self-promotion: "All Star" by Smash Mouth. =)
kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3#) Reason number 22 to love The Charnstar...he's totally OFF HIS HEAD! (But in a lovely way). I enjoyed this alot, Charny...then I got blind drunk, re-read it, and actually understood it. ;-) Fabulous 5s
Cat - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but everybody deserves a little narcissism once in a while! But a 5 foot tongue?!? Yikes!!

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