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Song Parodies -> "I Am Lazy"

Original Song Title:

"You May Be Right"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Lazy"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

What can I say? It speaks for itself
Friday 'twas to throw a party
Saturday: run a Safari
Sunday was gonna get a girlfriend
And all that sounded real fun
But couldn't get off my buns
So I just sat here reading all the X-Men

I've beem wastin' my life doing stuff
So many things, now I've had enough
So I finally gave up on all that crap
Now I laze around my home
Watching crap like "Biodome"
So I guess you could say that I've fin'lly snapped

You may be right
I have grown lazy
I would rather sit on my ass than do anything
You may be right
I could go crazy
But for now I'll take my chances
So get outta sight

Nowadays into space I stare
I still haven't left this here chair
My mind isn't even goin' one mile
This here truly is the dream
That's the American theme
Just one thought could destroy this, and fade my smile

Just think of all the years you tried to
Destroy bore by going to do
Stuff that requires some energy
So just sit down here with me
And watch the good old TV
Do nothing but lose your mind in the screen

You see I'm right
Be fun, be lazy
Don't go out and waste your life being energenic
It's too late to fight
Let's wait for Halo 3
Don't move muscles, it's all a waste
Just laze, it's alright

Do it tonight
Like me, be lazy
And grow fat, heavy and lunatically unbored
It's a delight
To be so lazy
No thought's involved, And you all know
That I'm always right

Im so lazy, it's in Bill of Rights
I'm so lazy, and it's such delight
FAQ OF THIS SONG: A=You don't run Safaris on Saturdays? A=Thinking requires energy. A=No, I've always been lazy. A= No... Lunatically isn't a word. A= Yes... Charnstar being lazy is in the Bill of Rights, being an Australian and all. A= Halo 3 comes out in a while.. a long while... so we must wait for it.... wait wait wait... don't do anything but wait... I SEE YOU NOT WAITING! THE END!

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Spaff.com - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Fave bit: "Now I laze around my home/Watching crap like Biodome." Heh heh.
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
me too...5s
Jack Wilson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Musta missed this, and Bio Dome is a guilty pleasure of mine, but it deosnt dese ve a sequel, this was awesome! 555!

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