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Song Parodies -> "Girls Are Evil"

Original Song Title:

"Every Morning"

Original Performer:

Sugar Ray

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Are Evil"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

I know I've already submitted it, but I'm re-submitting it due to slight lyric changes and title change. Plus it's already been deleted, so why not?
Every morning there's a twelve gauge haning from the corner of my girlfriend's 4-post desk
I know I should be worried but I sometimes use it on the weekends for a hostage plan
It was so much fun... Until she found out
As I thought, she shot my ass, girls are evil, twisted things, and she kicked me out

[DJ free-scratching]

I just got the feelin', it made me start beleavin'
Girls are evil insane
When they start-a comin', you know you gotta call that Bruce Wayne

Ahhhh, girls are evil...ahh, girls aren't all good and that
Shot gunned me babe, can't say a word
Ahhhh, They're always right, we're wrong, ahhhh, it's just not right, kill you tonight
[(DJ) Shot gunned me babe (2 x)]

The next morning, I went out and found a new girl to ease the pain of my 4-hole butt
She seemed really great but when we got to her house, then I saw that she was a complete nut
Something's so deceivin', when I start believin', I found a good girlfriend
Walls covered ponies, I know what's gonna happen again

[DJ free-scratching]
Ahhhh, girls are evil...ahhh, girls are evil insane
Ponied up walls, god save the world
Ahhh, girls are crazy, ahhh... girls aren't all good...
Ponied up walls, god save us all

They always start so great, to us, we're dust
Until the second date, we're dust

Girls are evil, I now know this and I'll never trust a single female girl again
I know it's too far but I never want my heart or ass or pride or testosterone broken

Shot gun crazed girl, the pony freak
Girls are crazy...Girls are evil, twisted beings...
Shot gun crazed girl, Pony drenched world
Girls are evil...Girls are evil, spend my money again
Shot gun crazed girl, the pony geek
Girls are evil
Ponies again...Girls are crazy about makeup... Girls are evil
Shotgun crazed girl, God save the world
Girls are evil, with their makeup
Since I wrote this a while ago, I won't submit it into Song Of the Month. Only ones I write this month will I submit... If any... I really hope I finish Pay Less or Two Towers already.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 7

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Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! The parody title's actually right, BUT the decade isnt
The Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes I know this is a 90s song but I think my mousepointer is to blame for the fault. I'm sorry I got it wrong.
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
The Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Youre not the Charnstar either. This I thought I did put it as a 90s song. Guess youre right though, my mouse must be to blame, but I swear I put it as a 90s song. And youre not a very good imposter, I live in Australia, so the time is different, you gotta put THAT into consideration
The Fake Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry mate, but I just had to point into account that Sugar Ray is not an eighties band. Where's the decade police when you need 'em?
The Charnstar - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Tis alright, I knew it was an 90s band, this time you were right. With my Superman song, I thought Safety Dance was 70s, with this I thought it was 90s, I just slipped. I didn't notice though
Mokonah - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks "the charnstar" for quoting me the real genius behind this parody lol it was my idea and my well half my chorus ciao
The Charnstar - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry Harry, I thought I did. I did with the original posting, I guess I forgot the second time.

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