Song Parodies -> The Fat Life

Original Song Title:	"I Love The Nightlife"
Original Performer:	Alicia Bridges

Parody Song Title:	"The Fat Life"
Parody Written by:	The Charnstar

No, I'm not fat, but a man can dream... a man can dream

Please don't talk 'bout my freakish weight
Please don't talk 'bout ' pimples
Please don't talk 'bout ' way I chew
' know what your saying just ain't true
Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had to fit me in those really tight pants
When I see food I go in a trance
I want some Sizzler... All you can eat!

Ice cream... You know it's just so sweet
I'm gonna give in. I'm gonna get some too

Oh, I... Ohhh I... I love the fat life
I love to jiggle, when I'm walking 'round, oh yea
Oh, I love the fat life
I love the pigout, and break merry-go-rounds, yea

Please don't bug me 'bout fad diets
When I'm walking it's like a riot
You're trying to bring me down
When all I want is to be renown
For being the fattest man in the world
Maybe then I will, um... get really hot girls
I want to go get some lots of dough
I want some pizza... all you can eat

Doughnuts... You know it's just so sweet
I'm gonna give in, I'm gonna get some too

Oh, I... Ohhh I... I love the fat life
I want McDonalds... and I want fries with thaaaat, please
Oh, I love the fat life
I want Burger King... and a large Coke with thaaaat, please

Oh, I love the fat life
I love my lifestyle, You may call me a slo-o-o-o-ob, yeah
But, I love the fat life
It makes me feel good, 'cause I'm bigger than youuuuuu, yeah
I love the fat life
I love to jiggle, my belly all 'round, oh yeah

I hope you enjoyed :-)

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Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Chub-tastic, lardboy! ;-) 555

Spoof-Man - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

too-good, too-good 5555

alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

great stuff....especially the merry-go-round breaking imagery

malcolm higgins - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I can see this asa big hit

2Eagle - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Look out - Mr. Clinton is comin' after ya with his South Beach diet.

The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

HAHAHA! Thanks Kristof, Spoof-Man, Alvin, Malcolm and 2Eagle :-D And as for 2Eagles comment, HAHAHA! GOOD STUFF! GIMME FIVE! LOL! It's funny cause it's true

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment

I started to write a comment about how submitting a food parody for SOTM is an extra challenge because none of those have ever won, then I remembered Johnny D's from last month, Phil's turkey song from earlier this year and Spaff's eat the french and ice cream variations from last year and realised I had to stuff this comment with something else. :-)

Agrimorfee - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) More than a mere jiggle show!

Chris Bodily TM - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) How do you rate this with sixes and sevens? This was hilarious, the lyrics and how they matched up to the recording. DKTOS, but this was quite the treat. Size 555 for you!

Jack Wilson - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Perfectly paced, hilarious great job 555! Fat tastic!

Matthias - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Fat-Tastic!!!!

Cat - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Excellent job, Charnstar! I also liked the merry-go-round breaking thing, and "Maybe then I will, um... get really hot girls" made me crack up. It's definitely different to hear about a fat guy who's proud of it! This is a really good parody, and you've got a lot of potential in future times...I can see you living off the fat of the land soon enough. =)

wannabemustangjockey - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This song doesn't need any shortening....it's already ingested all the lard it could ever need!

Michael McVey - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment

This parody has about 555 calories -- thankfully I have a high metabolism!--MM

FiFi - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Bravo! But you may want to watch out, Whoopi might go Goldberg on your butt for saying that (if you remember, she made the book, "Skinny People Are Evil" {or was that Oprah?}, lol)

Tim Mayfield - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Delightful and fun.

Rick C - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Phat and Phunny and Phives.

Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Another one of those parodies where I'll just say, I resemble those remarks! ;-)

bobpiecheese - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Well done Charnstar on your second SOTM. It's nice to see a new person stick to being in the contests, even though they may not get a whole load of points. Cat is a fine example. I'm not (it's a little thing called a 'SOTM medal').

Stuart McArthur - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) so YOU'RE the dude who's been breaking all those merry-go-rounds - I go off to have my daily ride and the damn things are always bloody busted - funny stuff, Charnstar - 555

Kristof Robertson - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Charnstar...I Napstered the OS and sang along...and realised what a bloody good job you've made of this. Top stuff, dude! 555

The Charnstars - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks so much everyone, glad to see you liked my song :-) I've been wanting to record it by I can't find a good karaoke version. :-) Once again thanks to everyone, and special thanks to everyone who voted! Whoa... I put an S at the end of my name... THERE'S MORE THAN ONE CHARNSTAR! DUN DUN DUUUN!

Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment

This song is Phat! Well done, I got several good laughs out of it.

The Charnstar (Back to one) - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff :=) whoa.. It's got two noses... but still, thanks, I'm glad I gave you several laughs, several is one of my favourite numbers (along with Free)

Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment

See above!

tomario - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment

whoa! a gut busting 555 .now i know who ate all the pies !

Michael McVey - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Gluttony, such a lonely word, and mostly what I hear from you (lol).---MM

bobpiecheese - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment

(Wild Card) See above.

Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTMWC) Absolutely fantastic. . .my chip craze wasn't the only fat theme song to make the WildCard race I see. . .honestly Charnstar--isn't it great taking a classic and fatting it up a bit. . .Great parody.

Matthias - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment

See above

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Song Parodies -> The Fat Life

"I Love The Nightlife"

Alicia Bridges

"The Fat Life"

The Charnstar

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