Song Parodies -> Spider-Man 3 - The Song
| Original Song Title: | "Still Rock And Roll To Me" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Spider-Man 3 - The Song" |
| Parody Written by: | The Charnstar |
I wrote this the night Spider-Man 3 came out... it was a Thursday so I had to do it half at work and half at home. Hope you enjoy :) WARNING: This is practically the movie condensed down to 3 minutes. If you have any intention of watching the movie, I advise you not to read this, it has many a spoiler
What's the matter with my best friend Harry?
Don't you know that he's turned to crime
What about my girl, Mary-Jane Watson?
Maybe it's comin' near "That Time"
Everybodies turnin' real moody lately
A new Ben killer
and I made out with Gwen Stacey
Symbiotes coming, and a new guy
Eddie, and here we start Spider-Man 3
What's the matter with this suit I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that it stole your mind
What if I use it to kill Flint Marko?
Do you really think you got the spine?
So Spidey runs off and goes totally kick ass
He whoops the Sandman in a subway, but alas
Har's junk, Sands dunked, though he's turned to "Nu Punk"
He's still Spider-Man to me
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
Don't you know Eddie's framing Spidey
A symbiote in town
And it gets hurt by sound
And guess who get's back their memory
The whacked murderous Harry
So Harry goes on with his fathers plans
And decides to strike Peter's heart
Well, he succeeds and makes Mary-Jane dump him
And so Pete goes crazy and dark
He blows up Harry's face in an emo display
And goes Night Fever until he slaps up MJ
Church bound loud sounds, Ed found the compound
It's still Spider-Man to me
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
Whooooooooa-ho
What happened to the black suit Spidey?
Don't you know it prefers "Venom"
He and Sandman join to kill the Spider
Pete tries to befriend New Goblin
The song's ending, so I'm making it snappy
The epic fights good, the endings kinda crappy
Well Sandman flies, Ed fries, Gob dies so Pete cries
It's still Spider-Man to me
I bet you wanted more from the Spidey
movie, that's the end of Spider-Man 3
Don't you know that he's turned to crime
What about my girl, Mary-Jane Watson?
Maybe it's comin' near "That Time"
Everybodies turnin' real moody lately
A new Ben killer
and I made out with Gwen Stacey
Symbiotes coming, and a new guy
Eddie, and here we start Spider-Man 3
What's the matter with this suit I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that it stole your mind
What if I use it to kill Flint Marko?
Do you really think you got the spine?
So Spidey runs off and goes totally kick ass
He whoops the Sandman in a subway, but alas
Har's junk, Sands dunked, though he's turned to "Nu Punk"
He's still Spider-Man to me
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
Don't you know Eddie's framing Spidey
A symbiote in town
And it gets hurt by sound
And guess who get's back their memory
The whacked murderous Harry
So Harry goes on with his fathers plans
And decides to strike Peter's heart
Well, he succeeds and makes Mary-Jane dump him
And so Pete goes crazy and dark
He blows up Harry's face in an emo display
And goes Night Fever until he slaps up MJ
Church bound loud sounds, Ed found the compound
It's still Spider-Man to me
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
Whooooooooa-ho
What happened to the black suit Spidey?
Don't you know it prefers "Venom"
He and Sandman join to kill the Spider
Pete tries to befriend New Goblin
The song's ending, so I'm making it snappy
The epic fights good, the endings kinda crappy
Well Sandman flies, Ed fries, Gob dies so Pete cries
It's still Spider-Man to me
I bet you wanted more from the Spidey
movie, that's the end of Spider-Man 3
There you go.
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Nice take on SM3; it's no surprise that the font used in the Playstation 3 logo is the same as in Spiderman, since SM's producers and Sony Computer Entertainment were sister companies... 555!
It's about as good as the movie. A 4, not a 5.
LOL much different than mine a couple days ago, same subjexct, same song parodied /www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel242.shtml
love the playful rhyming that echoed the OS
I especially liked the line about That Time.
SOTM - Spidey Of The Month? :-)
(SOTM) I liked Jack's spoiler-free Bily Joel parody, but this was very well-constructed and rhymed so well with the IS. It would have been a toss of the coin to decide which of these I would have awarded 1-5 points...lucky for you!
Since I already seen the movie, I didn't care that you gave away spoilers. The movie was awesome and so was this parody
Not much of a Spidey fan, but enjoyed this nonetheless.
(SOTM) I haven't seen Spidey 3, but then I don't want to, so I couldn't care if you spoil the plot. Pacing could be a bit tighter, but great job anyways, Charnstar!
Spiderman 555
(SOTM) A super read which suits this 'web' site! (Sorry about the bad pun!
(SOTM) your parody wrap-up only confirmed my desire to avoid SM3. I'll take SpiderPig instead! 555
(SOTM) Ah, a sequel to your first ever SOTM entry! Nice job, and I've always loved the OS.
Nice job on one of my favorite OSes!
(SOTM) excellent, Charnie, and what about these new emo crime-fighters, eh? Batman's a bit that way too. Favourite line: Well Sandman flies, Ed fries, Gob dies so Pete cries
It's still Spider-Man to me - very punchy - 555
SOTM - Not perfect but it has its moments. Saved me from having to watch the movie : )
(SOTM) I was SURE I'd commented on this before! As wbmj said, not perfect....but worth its weight in red and blue lycra. 555
(SOTM) Wow, Haven't heard this OS in awhile. . .as a Spidey fan, I have to say I was impressed with your ability to fit many of the names and elements of the movie(s) in. . .but I also have to say, why is it your best seems to always go up against everyone else's best works)
This is like mine with spoilers,5 s as above
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