-> "Spider-Man 3 - The Song"
Original Song Title:
"Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Spider-Man 3 - The Song"
The Lyrics
What's the matter with my best friend Harry?
Don't you know that he's turned to crime
What about my girl, Mary-Jane Watson?
Maybe it's comin' near "That Time"
Everybodies turnin' real moody lately
A new Ben killer
and I made out with Gwen Stacey
Symbiotes coming, and a new guy
Eddie, and here we start Spider-Man 3
What's the matter with this suit I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that it stole your mind
What if I use it to kill Flint Marko?
Do you really think you got the spine?
So Spidey runs off and goes totally kick ass
He whoops the Sandman in a subway, but alas
Har's junk, Sands dunked, though he's turned to "Nu Punk"
He's still Spider-Man to me
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
Don't you know Eddie's framing Spidey
A symbiote in town
And it gets hurt by sound
And guess who get's back their memory
The whacked murderous Harry
So Harry goes on with his fathers plans
And decides to strike Peter's heart
Well, he succeeds and makes Mary-Jane dump him
And so Pete goes crazy and dark
He blows up Harry's face in an emo display
And goes Night Fever until he slaps up MJ
Church bound loud sounds, Ed found the compound
It's still Spider-Man to me
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
Whooooooooa-ho
What happened to the black suit Spidey?
Don't you know it prefers "Venom"
He and Sandman join to kill the Spider
Pete tries to befriend New Goblin
The song's ending, so I'm making it snappy
The epic fights good, the endings kinda crappy
Well Sandman flies, Ed fries, Gob dies so Pete cries
It's still Spider-Man to me
I bet you wanted more from the Spidey
movie, that's the end of Spider-Man 3
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