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Song Parodies -> "Charnstarman"

Original Song Title:

"Candyman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Charnstarman"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

This is a parody based on a superhero I created last year, aptly named, Charnstarman. After drinking some random chemicals in his school lab, Charnstar became uncontrollably stupid, but also incredibly strong. He decided that with these new found powers, he would become a superhero, but with his uncontrollable stupidity, he named himself, Charnstarman. He has killed a woman to stop her from being mugged, burnt down the Whitehouse to stop an assassination, blew up a bank to stop a robbery, killed Santa Claus so a mass-murdering imitator couldn't imitate him anymore and blew up half the world so a comet would miss it. He also ran into a dilema with a girl, who absolutely hated Charnstarman, and he kept trying to keep his identity safe, which I wanted to state more in the song, but I only got it in, as a short reference at the end.
(Tell you a story like Jekyll and Hyde)
Charnstarman, Charnstarman

(Only slightly stupider and 'bout stopping crime)
Thick, stupid, Charnstarman

Hey, uh
I met him at an open bar on Friday night
He was saying how one day he'll save our lives
Wears some panties outside his costume
Just think of what he's saying and we're surely doomed
He's thinks he's top notch, super hero flop
He's the dim witted, stupid looking Charnstarman
The dim witted, stupid looking Charnstarman

Ooh, yeah, yeah
He told me of the time he saved the Presidential hide
Burnt the Whitehouse to stop the bad guys
Exploding all the banks to stop that thieving crime (a thieving crime)
Our latest "superhero" bombarges headlines
"Thinking crimes he's stopped, worsens things a lot
He's the dim witted, dangerously charnstar man"
That dim witted, stupid looking Charnstarman

Shoo-Doo-bee-do-wee-dop-bop-shoo-be-wow-ba-wow (repeat)
ba-wow

Hey, yeah
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah ohhhhhhh

He thinks he's top notch, superhero flop
He's a dim witted, stupid looking Charnstarman (Oh!)
A dim witted, stupid looking Charnstarman

Whoa, yeah
Well, by now you've figured things can't much worse
As half the world he "saved" is riding a hearse
He got brains like Larry Fine
We all hope that he resigns

(Tell you a story like Jekyll and Hyde)
Charnstarman, Charnstarman

(Only slightly dumber and about stopping crime)
Charnstarman, Charnstarman

(Thick, stupid, Charnstarman)
He thinks he is blazing hot, he's a superhero flop
(Slow, senseless, Charnstarman)
"Thinking crimes he's gonna stop, making things "uh" up
(Dumb, brainless, Charnstarman)
He's "stopping" crime, get it while it's hot, when will he stop?
(Dumb, stupid)

He got those brains made out of brine
We all wish that he'd resign
He's the dumbest guy, who tries to save lives
He's that dimwitted, god forbidden Charnstarman
(Say what) That dumb, freaking, stupid speaking Charnstarman
(Say) That dimwitted, dangerously charnstar man, wooo
That world killing, saviour called the Charnstarman

Oooh, whoa
Charnstarman, Charnstarman
Charnstarman, Charnstarman
Charnstarman, Charnstarman...

Charnstarman, Charnstarman
Charnstarman, Charnstarman...

Tell you a story like Jekyll and Hyde
(Tell you a story like Jekyll a Hyde)
Only slightly stupider and 'bout stopping crime
(Only slightly stupider and 'bout stopping crime)
Charnstar was his real identity
(Charnstar was his real identity)
Retard was the state of his mentality
(Retard was the state of his mentality)
For those who don't know, Jekyll and Hyde is obviously reffering to Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Larry Fine is one of the 3 stooges and when I say "Presidential hide" I mean the presidents ass.... I saved the presidents ass...

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2Eagle - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
It sounds like he was created by a certain scientist who put dead body parts together. I hate to think of what would happen if he was sent to Iraq.
Matthias - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice to see you back in the swing of things at Amiright. Awesome story, and to and Epic 40 song to boot, good job Charnster!!!
littleCuCakes - February 04, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this 'charmed' but dimwitted Gladiator!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Welcome back, and you may want to make sure you promote this in Matthias and My combined Epic 40 as this one is considered to be among them. . .congrats on your return. . tough OS to target (deceivingly so)
Sparx-1 - February 14, 2008 - Report this comment
ROFL this is hilarious! It may be a hero you made up, but I thought it was hilarious! 555

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