Song Parodies -> Glassbreaker

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

  
Parody Song Title:

"Glassbreaker"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

THIS SONG IS NOT ABOUT PAT BENATAR! Pat Benatar is an amazing singer, one of my favies, this song... is about... your least favourite singer... yeah.... Or me... I can't sing... or Frullet... He sings worst than me HAHAHA! AND THAT IS BAD! Or really... anyone you know who can't sing, I dedicate this song to them LOL! Enjoy :D
Your voice is like some sonic waves
You have a deathly tongue
Drown us all with your bad lyrics
Better left unsung

Not the right type for singer, you release our inner organs, see?
But always you will linger, you know you'll die to be a banshee
You're a glassbreaker, earbleeder,
ground-shaker, you just mess up all music
You're a glassbreaker, earbleeder,
ground-shaker, you just mess it up, oh oh oh

I hear your voice, I get out the salt
Wanna gnaw my own leg
Why can't your voice stop to a halt?
Kneeling down, I would beg

Not the right type for singer, you could kill us with your voice, you see?
But always you will linger, you know you'll die to be a banshee
You're a glassbreaker, ear-raider,
Wall-shaker, you just mess up all music
You're a glassbreaker, earbleeder,
ground-shaker, you just mess it up, oh oh oh

Not the right type for singer, you make all of our ears start to bleed
But still your voice will linger, you know you'll die to be a banshee
You're a glassbreaker, ear-raider,
ground-shaker, you just mess up all music
You're a glassbreaker, fearbreeder,
Wall-shaker, you just mess it up, oh oh oh


You're a glassbreaker, ear-taker,
Wall-shaker, and you're worst than a banshee
You're a glass breaker, earbleeder,
Wall-shaker, GLASSBREAKER!
And thar you have it... As for that line "I hear your voice, I get out the salt. Wanna gnaw my own leg"? It's taken from Strongbad Email: Interview, when he talks about talking to Homsar, and he says "I start thinking that gnawing my own leg off is.. a more better way to spend my time... more better" or something like that, and then at the end he starts salting his leg up
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The Charnstar - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
When it says Breeder or Bleeder, say it like... Bl-Ey-Der or Br-Ey-Der, so it rhymes more
Rick C - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, I think this could be about Britney Spears. I used to work with a guy who grew up with Pat Benatar. (yeah, so what, Rick?) OK, sorry...555
The Charnstar - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick LOL! Yeah, Britney Spears is one of the possible people intended, although, I didn't enter any name so anyone can like this song, and no-one is offended if they like the singer intended hehehe
Meriadoc - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... we did a hauling job for Pat Benatar's brother - who lived in a trailer park in Canoga Park...really! :-P
Jeff Reuben - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Pat Benatar is my uncle.
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
shatteringly funny
Red Ant - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
It's good to see some Mariah Carey parodies on the site! Of course, breaking glass is her lower range; her middle range makes dolphins beach themselves, and her upper range, well, it's our best chance at annoying ET lifeforms. 5s.
Jack Wilson - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I think we've found the perfect song about James Blunt, 5s

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