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The Charnstar

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Kinda like Close But No Cigar, but not inspired by it. I actually had the idea of just randomly dumping a girl for dumb reasons for this song back when I first heard Gump, I just never wrote it til now
We had been going out for a year
She was so perfect I loved her more than beer
I was so in love that I proposed
but the wedding got canceled when I saw her legs exposed

You're dumped, you're dumped
Get out my bed
You're dumped, you're dumped, you're dumped
I was brain dead

Weeks later I found a new girl
We had done it 'fore I learnt her name, she changed my world
Provided the sex she demands
But it all ended when I saw she had man hands

You're dumped, you're dumped
Get out my bed
You're dumped, you're dumped, you're dumped
I was brain dead

Most people will say that I am quite the jerk
Just cause I would dump girls that like Thirsty Merk
I may be selective when I date
What can I say? I'm overly straight

They're dumped, they're dumped
I'm not brain dead
They're dumped, they're dumped, they're dumped
Shallow's been said

If I dump you will they call me shallow?
Will this time be for the real? Don't think so
Check them lumps, they're really big, I think so
This thing love, it's not that great
I'm not really like this, although I have been with HayleY for almost a year :O:O But I've already seen her in shorts, so I've seen most of her legs, so I won't be dumping her anytime soon

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Jack Wilson - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the OS,and this is a great sub! Awesome job! 555! Ever heard Weird Al's Gump?
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written....i sang along...i love the OS as well
Matthias - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
It does have a really close resembelance to Weird Al's "Close but No Cigar" expecially the line "I loved her more than beer" it reminded me of that line by Al, "More than Marlen Brando loves souflees"
The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yeah Jack, got the Ultimate Video Collection on DVD, Gump is one of my faviest videos. Thanks Alvin, and I never actually thought about the resembelance between those lines til now.
Jack Wilson - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome! I havet hat too and thats one of my fave videos too! Awesome!

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