-> "Dumped"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dumped"
The Lyrics
We had been going out for a year
She was so perfect I loved her more than beer
I was so in love that I proposed
but the wedding got canceled when I saw her legs exposed
You're dumped, you're dumped
Get out my bed
You're dumped, you're dumped, you're dumped
I was brain dead
Weeks later I found a new girl
We had done it 'fore I learnt her name, she changed my world
Provided the sex she demands
But it all ended when I saw she had man hands
You're dumped, you're dumped
Get out my bed
You're dumped, you're dumped, you're dumped
I was brain dead
Most people will say that I am quite the jerk
Just cause I would dump girls that like Thirsty Merk
I may be selective when I date
What can I say? I'm overly straight
They're dumped, they're dumped
I'm not brain dead
They're dumped, they're dumped, they're dumped
Shallow's been said
If I dump you will they call me shallow?
Will this time be for the real? Don't think so
Check them lumps, they're really big, I think so
This thing love, it's not that great
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