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Song Parodies -> "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask"

Original Song Title:

"Dragula"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Now, go to this by the song, not the lyrics, cause the lyrics I got didn't have "and" after "ditches" where as in the recording of the song, it is clearly there. This is a sequel to my first song ever written, "Ocarina of Time." Yes, I do realise that Rob Zombie isn't exactly "My Style" especially compared to "Ocarina of Time, " but I decided to do something different for a change. Where the ! is, that's when it kinda "yells" in the original song during the chorus.
They said I's the one, when I kicked Ganons bum
Riding through the trees, Skullkid with fairies
Now I find myself, not much like an elf
I'm a Deku Shrub, can't get in Night clubs

STUCK! with a fairy that
SURE'S! hell don' like me
Now I! am in the land of
TERMINA!

MASK! guy tells me he will
SAVE! me within three
Days IF! I get the mask of
MAJORA!

Third night comes along, Skull kids really strong
Brings on down the moon, destroys us real soon
Saved by Goddess Time, ev'rything rewinds
Mask guy turns me back, but then he goes whack

I! didn't get him his
MASK! that looks real grim
and SO! I am still stuck in
TERMINA!

SWAMP!, then a Mountain then
O!-cean, then canyon;
all THIS! to get the mask of
MAJORA!

Come on Linky, Come on Linky
Save the Land yeah, Save the Land yeah
Save us from Majora

Play Oath to Order, Four Giants come in
Lifting up the moon, I am bound to win
Go up in the mouth, of the falling moon
The Majoras Mask, I am gonna "poon"

PLAY! hide and seek with some
SMALL! little freaks who
are ALL! wearing the mask of
MAJORA!

BEAT! all the freaky kids,
TURN! to Fierce Deity
and SLAM! incarnations of
MAJORA!

Beat him Link yeah, Beat him Link yeah.
Majoras Mask, Majoras Mask.
Save us from Majora

DAWN! of a new day comes
FOUR! Guardians wave
to SKULL! kid who was wearing
MAJORA!

WHILE! this was going Ga-
NON! started growing
and BROKE! from the seal of the
SACRED REALM!

THOUS!ands years later, Link
IS! born way greater,
but THAT! game is called Zelda:
WINDWAKER!
For those who are unfamiliar with The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, it is the sequel to the Nintendo 64 game, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Most necessary information can be found on Wikipedia DKTOS? The film clip can be found on You Tube. If you are not familiar with the song, I do advise you to get the song from somewhere, and play it slower than normal, where as if you are familiar... Play it as fast as you want

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The Charnstar - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
When it says "Poon," that's just one of the billions of ways I've heard people pronounce "Pwn," and it rhymed with Moon so.. Yeah
TJC - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Appears nicely crafted/paced. Very specialized knowledge seems to be required to understand this one... perhaps the seventh level Thetans of Scientology (aka Tom Cruise) might be more conversant than I with Zelda's lore! (Write one about Unreal Tournament 4 and I might grok you better!)
Red Ant - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I do know TOS. and this was well crafted. Varying the choruses at the expense of the rhyme scheme was more than a fair trade off. TOS does have "and" before "slam in the back of my Dragula", so props for sticking to TOS over some half-assed set of lyrics on the 'net. I only played the original Zelda (probably 15+ years ago), but remembered enough to appreciate and get this parody. 555.
The Charnstar - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I just realised, it's meant to say "PLAY! hide and seek with some SMALL little freaks who are ALL! wearing the masks of MAJORA!"... I said Mask not Masks

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