S (S-S-S)
U (U-U-U)
P (P-P-P)
E (E-E-E)
R (R-R-R)
Man (Man man man)
Super (Super)
Man(Man man man)

Clark Kent was a nerd dude
Had a funny looking jaw
But he combs his hair, glasses are not there
He be - comes something more

There was, a foxy cat called Lois
Who was there just for a tease
And he thought he had a chance with her, some romance
He'll be "Turning Japanese"

Superman
Kripton!

Oh, he can fly if he wants to
And he can shoot laser eye beams
But when there's kryptonite, he loses all his might
And whines like a small, wee baby

Clark Kent, he was a reporter
No-one expects it from him
But he's really Superman, and takes Lois's hand
And he flies her over to Berlin

She says:
Superman! Superman! Checkin' me out with X-Ray
Superman! Superman! Save the planet ev-er-y day
Superman! Superman! You're much better than that Dark Knight
Superman! Superman! Kiss me and I'll forget tonight

You got lotsa might
And you've got lotsa height
And you're sexy in tights

S (S-S-S)
U (U-U-U)
P (P-P-P)
E (E-E-E)
R (R-R-R)
Man (Man man man)
Super (Super)
Man (Man man man)

Ev'ry Supe has his villian
Superman's is Lex Luthor
He has a shiny bald head
And his sidekick's braindead
Always trying to get more

If he, just knew that guy called Clark Kent
He might be the one to see
That everyone is blind, that Supe is behind
Those glass - es that he's wearing

He'll say:
Superman! Superman! I see that you are a geek
Superman! Superman! You got a funny physique
Superman! Superman! You cannot spoil my evil plans
Superman! Superman! What's with those tights Superman?

And you are Superman
Geeky but Superman
Clark Kent is Superman
Nerdy but Superman
(etc.)