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Song Parodies -> "The Perfect Haircut"

Original Song Title:

"Save Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"The Perfect Haircut"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

I came looking like hell
They said they had the perfect hair
I could not believe my eyes, I was blind
I was confused
Made me cry...
The years of care and loyalty
When I saw it, I jumped with glee
My hair was way down below my thigh
I could just lay down and die
Shave me, Shave me, Shave me
'Tis what I'm searching for
Shave me, Shave me, Shave me...
I wanna live life nice and bald

My head will soon be clean
I'll erase the memories
Of the crazy hairs that was once cool
It was all wasted,
Until now...
I'll hang my head and I'll advertise
The greatest hair do of all
It need's no hard, useless treatments
I know I'm chicks galore
Shave me, Shave me, Shave me
'Tis what I'm searching for
Shave me, Shave me ooooohhhhh...
I'm by far prettier than 'fore

The deed is done and cannot be undone
I love it... 'twas the one

You shaved me, shaved me, shaved me
What I was searching for
Shaved me, shaved me ooh...
I'm naked, my hair is no more
This song, like Batman and Robin, has been sung last night, and will be sung at the same church on the same night :O:O

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Matthias - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy. I'm hairy moon and night. Hair that's a fright!
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but the spirit of Freddy M. oozes through the follicles on this parody's hanging high head. In other words, pretty good.
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) I thought this one was pretty good, I wrote a song about shaving once. . .interesting choice of topics:)
Red Ant - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-P) I could hear Freddie singing this. Not bad.
bobpiecheese - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) I also DKTOS, but I kinda made up my own tune, and it sorta worked, so I can almost safely say that I loved this! Well done, Charnstar!
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) hmm, I prefer others of yours too, Charn - not bad though
tomario - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
slap heads are cool so is this parody 555
Michael McVey - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, it worked for Steve, the ex-bouncer of the Jerry Springer show!----MM
Johnny D - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well-trimmed hair parody -- I've written some myself -- good job here!
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) To baldly go where no man has...nah; it wasn't ever going to be that funny. Unlike this parody, which IS pretty funny. 555
Arwen - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...I was kind of hoping for something more while I was reading this...maybe a big huge mess up when you'd anticipated the perfect haircut? I mean, that would have at least been something I could relate to! ; ) Nice though...
Cat - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, I can see how far you've come since this, but this was shear delight!

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