-> "Fellowship Of The Ring"
Original Song Title:
"This Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fellowship Of The Ring"
The Lyrics
Bilbo's Eleventeenth birthday had come
Gandalf said that he was quite dumb
Dangerous ring he used for fun
Wizard Gandalf bestowed it upon me
With Sam, Pippin and Merry
We travel through Middle-earth
But
This ring is taking control of me
Why did I sign up for this little chore?
And now little bald freaks are stalking me
and I have no choice, I can't let it create a huge war
Oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oah
I try my best to keep my passions right
I hear it calling every night
Black KKK is on my hind
Saruman had betrayed Gandalf the Grey
Then we were left in dismay
When the Balrog whipped his tushions
Now
This ring has taken control of me
It must go burn! To fires of Mordor
Elves, dwarves and humans have chosen me
'n' I have no choice, can't let it control me anymore
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oah-oh
I'm just a hobbit kid
Nothing I ever did
Has ever made things alright
And why'd he send Pippin?
'n' Merry; he di'n think
I don't know what to do
But I know this ring will get us so screwed
This ring has taken control of me
It must go burn! To fires of Mordor!
Elves, dwarves and wizards have chosen me
'n' I have no choice, can't let it control me anymore
This ring is making a fool of me
Saved by an elf. I'm only her boobs tall
'n' her lumps are sitting in front of me
No complaints there, but I ain't gonna score
This bling's just not complimenting me
Make's me all gone, what would I need it for?
Bling's meant for all the ladies to see
'n' Why'd I want that? I want them to see me so much more
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