Song Parodies -> Nightmare On Elm Street
| Original Song Title: | "Sometime's It's a Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Stevie Nicks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nightmare On Elm Street" |
| Parody Written by: | The Charnstar |
This is the 3rd time I've submitted this, if it doesn't work... Grrr... Nightmare On Elm Street ladies and gentlemen.
Well I run through rainbows and castles of candy
But cry when suddenly im struck down with pain
I look up to find that he's standing above me
His partner's an old hat, his fingers cause pain
There were days when he'd come out and kill for no reason
In dark lonely nights, when nobody sees
Then some neighbourhood people got all together
And burnt him down good, but made him more free
Chorus:
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
He rips us to pieces and makes us all scream
But when you think that you are all nice and clean
He comes back again like on... Nighty 3
He's now into darkness that nothing can measure
Except these machines, but the adults still lie
'Til Nancy brought a hat from dreams of displeasure
It could only be explained by who's left inside
Chorus:
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
He rips us to pieces and makes us all scream
And when you think that you're all nice and clean
He comes back again like on... Freddy 3
Let's say you're messed up when he comes
Try fight, but that's not easy
Nancy beat him on the first of the series
The second, well that kinda made little sense
The third had some mental kids beat him with Nancy
The rest I can't fit cause they're way too immense
Chorus:
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
He rips us to pieces and makes us all scream
He's always thinking of his new plots and schemes
And when you think that you are clean
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
We look for good nights, he just makes us bleed
He gets what he wants but we're left with his dreams
Get over yourself, you ass, called Freddy
Yeah he's Freddy...
He's got eight movies...
Watch him verse Voorhees...
But cry when suddenly im struck down with pain
I look up to find that he's standing above me
His partner's an old hat, his fingers cause pain
There were days when he'd come out and kill for no reason
In dark lonely nights, when nobody sees
Then some neighbourhood people got all together
And burnt him down good, but made him more free
Chorus:
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
He rips us to pieces and makes us all scream
But when you think that you are all nice and clean
He comes back again like on... Nighty 3
He's now into darkness that nothing can measure
Except these machines, but the adults still lie
'Til Nancy brought a hat from dreams of displeasure
It could only be explained by who's left inside
Chorus:
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
He rips us to pieces and makes us all scream
And when you think that you're all nice and clean
He comes back again like on... Freddy 3
Let's say you're messed up when he comes
Try fight, but that's not easy
Nancy beat him on the first of the series
The second, well that kinda made little sense
The third had some mental kids beat him with Nancy
The rest I can't fit cause they're way too immense
Chorus:
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
He rips us to pieces and makes us all scream
He's always thinking of his new plots and schemes
And when you think that you are clean
That Freddy's a bitch, he comes in your dreams
We look for good nights, he just makes us bleed
He gets what he wants but we're left with his dreams
Get over yourself, you ass, called Freddy
Yeah he's Freddy...
He's got eight movies...
Watch him verse Voorhees...
If this works, thankyou Spaff.com, much appreciated, love your work
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DKTOS, but I know Stevie Nicks and Freddy Krueger! I give you 5s anyways! :)
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