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Song Parodies -> "Pokémon"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Pokémon"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Alright, so I know this has been done to death (a quick Youtube search made me feel so unoriginal) but decided to take it the same way Spaff attacked "You've Got Hogwarts"... WITH PUNS! So be warned, there's some pretty horrible stuff down there! Really, this is for people who know the Pokémon and have a horrible sense of humour... Okay, just some quick disclaimers, when somethings in brackets and with a ! it's the Pokémon saying it, and in the chorus, Lady Gaga does that weird putting extra syllables in words in the chorus, so if it doesnt sound right at the end, sometimes I did factor in the extra syllable, sometimes I didn't.
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

Sometimes I just can't Bayleef it's not Butterfree
And so I order myself a shaken Dratini (it's not stirred)
It helps me deal with such a Farfetch'd and Oddish thought
Somehow that reminds me of the Pokémon I've not caught

That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Is Misty hot? I think, yeah, Wynaut?
That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Is Gardevoir from Venusaur Mars?

Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gotta catch all them Pokemon
(Gotta catch Mew-two and Mew too)]
Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gonna catch all them Pokemon
(I'll Raticate ev'rybody)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

I Ekans if I work out I'll be Igglybuff
I'll turn on my Charmander pants will come right off (I love it)
I want a Lapras dance from Jenny when I drink,
But don't you judge me when you know that you would Cubone Jynx

(Jynx!)

That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Get what I want, because Omastar
That Ho-oh's me dough, Ho-o-o-ohs me dough
Spread Magnemite, on wholemeal or white?

Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gotta catch all them Pokémon
(Say Kakuna Matada)
Gotta catch,
Gonna catch,
Gonna catch all them Pokémon
(Golem's got a rockin' body)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

Always wear a rubber or you'll
Catch Pikachu
You seem Krabby, are you Drowzee?
Please stop leering me Eevee-ly, I'm just passing Gastly
If you Togepi in my shower,
You know I'd Machop you in the Meowth
'til I hear the Victreebell!
These puns are Onix-eptable

Love the tone
of Apom
In the morning with Pokémon
(Why not take a Chansey on me?)
How to get
a Diglett
On a bus? You just Pokémon!
(Tell me right now, can you Diglett?)

I would bet
Evil Dead
Would not last against Pokémon
(Ash's Boomstick will do for now)
Please don't rant
if you can't
De-Scyther half these Poképuns
(It only means you've gotten laid)

Can't believe
You'd give heed
To insidious Poképuns
(Shouldn't say that as I Rotom)
Can't take more,
Must ignore,
All these horrible Poképuns!
(Pun-ishment by Exeggcution)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(These puns killed more than Kangaskan)

P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
P-p-p-Pokémon, p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)

And if you don't like my p-p-Poképuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
I'll have to kick you in the p-Pokébuns
(Mu-mu-mu-Muk!)
I am sorry for anyone who suffered while reading this parody...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   1
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Jonathan S. - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"Venusaur Mars" "Togepi in my shower" "Shouldn't say that as I Rotom" XD This was hilarious, and it certainly feels like Spaffwork. 555

BTW, that reminds of a joke my Mom made: "It's called Togepi 'cause it peed in its toga, and that's why it walks around in the eggshell!"
The Charnstar - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
And now I find that Nuclear Bubble Wrap has done the same idea! Damn it!
Jim Bob - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Sucked
JS @ Jim Bob - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Sucked how? At least be specific.
The CrazyCam - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
You know.....you know......why is it that when I find a really great parody, its voting results are NOT in that 555 range? Oh, if you're thinking, "Well, of course he does, he's a little kid that still plays around with Pokemon", Pokemon is the bomb, but hell, this song is definitely clever with its use of Pokepuns. I will admit that it is chaotic, like when Ash from Evil Dead comes in, but for the awesome puns, I give the humor a big ol 5. There are some typos though, so I hope you fix them up. As for pacing, I honestly don't see anything messed up in here. Pokepower might have put me in a trance to give this parody a 555, but the pacing seems great to me. Yeah, seriously, what is wrong with you people that actually put this parody down? I don't even know anymore. I guess I'm just a freak on this site.
Kollin - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
That was horrible. Not funny at all.
The CrazyCam - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
....No reason? Fine, I see how it is. I got your back, Charnstar, no worries.
John Jenkins - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I know next to nothing about Pokemon, but I iked the parts of this that I could understand - Pikachu, Pokebuns, etc., and the rest seems to be clever.
Abbott Skelding - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Pacing was a little off...and not in just the places you pointed out. But the, dare I say, AMAZING job you did on the puns more than covered it. "You know I'd Machop you in the Meowth 'til I hear the Victreebell! These puns are Onix-eptable" Is great!
DJ Blaze - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I liked this a lot, seeing as I am totally addicted to Pokemon right now. Reminds me a lot of the names of the show episodes, since they're puns. This parody definitely carried the AmIRight Olympic Torchic. 555
Mark Scotti - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM -Funny take on the song..
Matthias - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Some great Poke-puns worked into this one. The thing is you really need to understand the names of Pokemon in order to understand this one and I know the basics on Pokemon (enough to actually get 2nd in a SOTM with a song about them). My favorite lines in here were: "I'll turn on my Charmander pants will come right off", and "Ash's Boomstick will do for now" (Love the Evil Dead trilogy! Especially the 2nd one!) and I agree with you about Misty.
Peter Andersson - June 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40735.0
Below Average Dave - June 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I have to be honest, I didn't really get it. The pacing was hard to follow, and I don't get the references, largely because I don't know pokemon all that well. Love TOS, but I'm afraid I just didn't understand this one. . .
bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing seemed to stumble in places, but that's more GaGa's falut than yours (I swear that she gives 'read' two sylables). I agree with Matthias that you kinda need to know a fair bit about Pokemon to really get this, but it's a good thing that I do know more than I should. 555 Gym Badges for you!
bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
"falut" = fault, damnit. I can't spell when I'm in a rush, and I forgot to correct it via Firefox telling me I'm an idiot.

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