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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Needs"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"

Original Performer:

AC/DC

Parody Song Title:

"Nerdy Needs"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

I've always wanted to write a song about being proud to be a nerd.. But I'm really more of a geek cause I'm not accademically smart... But oh well, enjoy! :)
I don't have no trouble with the high school heads
Know Pi exactly too:
3.1415 'n' all o' the rest
Use skin safety shampoo
I know I own, play Nintendo
A plus plus, it's mine
Square root o': Three-six-four-four-two-eight-one
Nineteen hundred and Nine

Nerdy needs: Pimple cream
Nerdy needs: Lots of sleep
Nerdy needs: Play Minesweep
Nerdy needs that you're bound to keep
Nerdy needs but we are not geeks

I got problems with the school bully
Just because I'm real smart
I'm acein Maths C, English Extension
Ment'ly fast as a dart, fella
HTML, or PHP
Javascript is the best
Don't need no calculator
For my algebra test, eh

Nerdy needs: PSP
Nerdy needs: D 'n' D
Nerdy needs: GBC
Nerdy needs: I want Halo 3, oohh
Nerdy needs, I got a nose bleed
Oh yeah

May not got a lady but I'm number one
When it comes to Triv'ya
I'm at the Renaissance fair all day
I constantly say blah
Got no homies, then beg me please
"My homework, save my ass"
I'm in zone, I am on my throne
I'll help you pass, hey

Nerdy needs: Own Wiki
Nerdy needs: PS3
Nerdy needs: 360
Nerdy needs like Nintendo Wii, yeah
Nerdy needs and they're all for me
Nerdy needs: Weird Al's new CD
Nerdy needs: Fast internet speed

Shiny shoes
Nerdy Pride!
D 'n' D
All for me
Ooh! Startrek
First Contact
GENESIS!
We're not geeks, aeh

Nerdy needs
PIMPLE CREAM

Nerdy needs
PLAY MINESWEEP

Nerdy needs, Ev-er-ything I want is so damn nerdy
Nerdy needs, nerdy needs, nerdy needs, we're not geeks

Yaaah!

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Jeff Reuben - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess I put off "Nerdy Deeds, Done By Geeks" just a bit too long! Great idea, obviously, and excellent execution, I really enjoyed this!
The Charnstar - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Alvin and Jeff. LOL! And I love that idea Jeff... Nerdy Deeds, Done By Geeks... HAHAHA! Oh, and at the end, I realise I said First Contact, where the original just said Contracts, so you'll have to squeeze in that first... It was the only nerdy thing I could think of that rhymed with Contracts, it's a Startrek movie
PMS - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL funny. Great job.
TJC - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine job here... I liked all the numerical `'math-literations'!
Red Ant - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I was almost tempted to grab my calculator to check your math, then I realized that doing so would make me a dork, not a nerd. Excellent stuff, perhaps better than "Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)". 555.
The Charnstar - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS, TJC and Red Ant. And WHOA Red Ant, your parody is WAY better than any parody of this song could ever be.
Red Ant - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I've never parodied this OS, Charnstar, but I'm flattered all the same. =)
The Charnstar - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Sorry, I thought you meant YOU wrote Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) LOL! Me dumb dumb
Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, this is pretty cool.... ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Really good parody here Charnstar, Mesa like! An AC/DC fan myself this song is on my to do someday list, I got off to a good start once with the working title "dirty cops stole my speed" but it took a turn for a pro drugs view I didn't really liked so I scratched it, I guess if finished it would have ended up kinda like an antithesis to your parody here.
tomario - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-well done the charnstar you'll have to "console" yourself with 555
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is the best I've read of yours...worthy of Al or Lukeski! 555
Phil Alexander - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Super - best parody of this song (with the possible exception of Bob Rivers' "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep" ;-) )
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is great! - and thanks for defining the difference between a nerd and a geek for me - brilliant and hilarious detail throughout Charnstar, but I particularly liked the square root couplet - 555
Rick C - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well written and funny. You did the math here. 555
Matthias - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
So these are your "Nerdy Little Secrets?"
Jack Wilson - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)I coulda sworn I commenetd on this already,well its AWESOME! 555!
Michael McVey - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Very nerdy indeed. You get dy/dx where y=555x+c.----MM
Tim Mayfield - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Something tells me Bill Gates does not fear the school bully and his lunch money schemes... Do you Yahoo!? Then you can't work at MSN. It's the law.
Jeff Reuben - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
sotm (see above) Excellent idea for the song =) Still love it!
Red Ant - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above! I'm pretty sure this will make my top 5. The spot on pacing/rhyming, varied choruses, and humor put this over DD(DWS) for me.
wannabemustangjockey - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I read this with the OS handy and I still got lost. But it's not your fault that AC/DC doesn't enunciate clearly and the fans are screaming so loud.
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like what wannabemustangjockey said, but I didn't get lost, and I can say that this was BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Kristof Robertson - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well done Charny, ya nerd! ;-). One of your best yet.
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) see above...still holds true
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) see above and all still applies - great stuff - I guess it was obvious Nerds would figure disproportionately in the N-comp!
Matthias - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Wii!!! This parody was fun!!!
Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Please direct your attention to my previously made statements regarding my analysis of this parody! (i.e., See above!)
Johnny D - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nerds rhymes with Birds/Byrds/Words/Curds/Kurds/T****/Herds/ and more ... it's a GREAT word for parodies, as the present parody proves!
tomario - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
still can't see the difference between a nerd and a geek lol
The Charnstar - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
The difference between a nerd and a geek is that nerds are accademically smart, where as geeks are fictionally smart. A geek would know every single race of the Starwars Galaxy, a nerd would know every part of the Deathstar, what it does,and how to make it at home. Geeks are like gamers, just obsessive
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) See above. N really IS for NERD in this comp! Good stuff
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) Loved it then love it now 5's
Cat - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What is it with the stupid stereotype about nerds not getting girls?! Ugh. Anyway, what a great, detailed thesis on nerdiness. =)

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