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Song Parodies -> "Journey of a Trick or Treater"

Original Song Title:

"Bat Out Of Hell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meatloaf

Parody Song Title:

"Journey of a Trick or Treater"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

Bin writin' this for the past few days, hope you enjoy :-)
The killer from "Scream"-a, and a werewolf from "Howling"
All lurkin' on my street tonight
I think I saw "The Shadow", or maybe that Fawkes guy,
Dunno, maybe 'twas the Dark Knight
But now I'm dressed all up, to go on a sugar high
And bug ev-e-ryone on my street
I know it's dangerous but I can't help but go out
Ev-er-y single Halloween
I gotta go out
Must beat ev'ry one to the candy
Oh, babe, I won't trick a single person to hard,
if they don't provide sweets
And wherever I go, I'll get lollies you know
From my persuasive techniques
So we gotta go out
we gotta freak em out now
I can't wait til the crack of dawn
So when we get home, we put all our candy together
When it's over you know
Candy will make us groan

I've come trick or treatin'
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Oh, this night ain't over
Til I've trick or treated ev'ry home home home
I'll be trick or treatin' like a heatseaking Predato'
When the night is gone,
I'll have to go home
And I'll feast upon free fooooooood
Oh, but until then, before the night runs away
I've come trickin' or treatin' you

So now I hit the first house like a batterin' ram
Black, dull, jelly beans, I don't like
So I go to the next, and I'm gettin' real hungry
And they give me some Turkish Delite
Nothing's bin better than practic'ly stealin'
I start gettin' so hyped, I'm lost
And no-one looks better
Than me, Im best and
Ev'rything is free of their cost
And you know that I'm damned if I ever get out
Of dumb halloween traditions
So don't you go tellin' me that I'm not young enough
You know my life hasn't barely begun
Now I'm gonna be honest, I've got eggs in my bag
Thanks muchly, goodnight to you
So I'm gonna ask trick? and then I'm gonna ask treat
Gimme a treat, or then you're gonna be tricked
You gimme no treats, so now you're gonna be tricked
Eggin' through the night
Toilet Pap'rin night
Prankin' all damn night at you!

So, now I'm gettin' called over by the coppers
They say that I'm not right
Just because I'm 40, they think it's all so wrong
Like I have Michael Jacksons sight
But maybe it's because
My ridiculous costume:
MJ's costume from the Thrill-or
So after some bick'ring I kinda got a bit looney
So threw into
a Mental Hospital!

I'as just Trick or Treatin'
I'd be gone when the morning comes
I may have been a bit
Over dressed but in an hour, I's gone
I didn't trick or treat half the houses here, it's so dumb
So now my mind is gone
Halloween was fun
And I can't wait til next year-ear-ear-eaaar!
Oh, but hopefully I'll be out of this prison
Before then so I can strike fear
Oh but hopefully, I'll be out of this prison
Next time I won't dress so damn queer

I can see it now
I'll be gettin all
candied! And ev'ry little kid will envy me
And I'll be dressed with all the upperclass
online store bought velour bed sheets
I'm gonna look so great
I just can't get out of this place
And I don't understand why not I've been here loads before
I don't understand why not I'm here ev'ry year b'fore

I'll be lying in an endless of a pit of joy, extasy
Tarts and Candies all create joygasms for me
And it's cause somebody thought to ring someones front door bell
And the first thing they say is do you
have candy?
Then it started tradition
of stealing lollies
We'll likely go to hell!

But it'll be worth the few useless hours of dressing up fun
The few hours later when we knock at some random hou'es
Maybe we're lucky and we get to a house with a bell
And the first thing we ask is do you
have candy?
some candy?
And so from this day forward, we go out the street
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell

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TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Kool Kitschy Kostume Kaper (your `Magnum Cloakus') ... esp. liked the (disturbing) image of a 40 year old pranking in his MJ suit!
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...chock full of goodies
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome! 555!
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
You better have plenty of Godivas.
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
whoa, huge effort Charnstar! - now let me see, you're Australian, you're over 40 (or was that just for the story?) and you like Turkish delight? - it's like I'm looking into a mirror - can't say I've ever tricked or treated though - massive job - very funny - 555
The Charnstar - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! HAHAHA! Nah, the 40 part was only part of the story. But.. for you Stu... I can change (tries to be seductive). But yeah, thanks everyone :-) TJC, I really wanted a disturbing sorta thing goin' on, and I just saw Thriller (love that song) and yeah, it came to me. Thanks Alvin LOL! And Jack Wilson, straight to the point, I love it. Godivas?
Jack Wilson - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
HYNY The Charnstar: Sure. you want some fries with that? Anyone notice the the grap thin when you vote looks liike candy corn? REally fitsr this parody! LOL
Agrimorfee - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) You knocked out Bat Out of Hell before I could walk up to the challenge someone else gave me on it a few months back! Very good!
Matthias - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Charnster: "I got a five", Charnster: "I got a five, Chanster: "I got a five", Matthias, "I got a rock"
tomario - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
a pumpkin bashin 555 nice effort
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween '06) see above
The Charnstar - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Jack:HYNY? Agrimorfee: Thanks :-) Matthias: HAHAHA! Charlie Brown. Tomario: Thanks :-) Agrimorfee: See above
Jack Wilson - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Ever heard that song All Star by Smash Mouth where he goes "Hey now youre an allstar" well my nickename for you is "Hey Now Youre The Charnstar",that was an abbrevaton of the first part.
Red Ant - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J + Halloween) Monsterous effort, Charnstar! Very funny, especially in the second half of the parody with the MJ and jail verses. This song was no doubt tricky to write, but was a treat to read! 555.
Jack Wilson - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) See above!
Johnny D - November 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Incredibly appropriate parody-motif for Meatloaf -- especially lines like "Must beat ev'ry one to the candy" -- cantcha just imagine Meatloaf himself singing that and MEANING it? LOL!
Rick C - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-J) I think I'd rather have your candy than meatloaf. Great job with this one, Charnstar! 555
Michael McVey - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Lolli, lolli, lolli, get your Munsters here...---MM
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3J) What a stupendous effort this was, Charny! Not a big fan of Halloween, but this parody won me over. Big 5s
Jeff Reuben - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent Halloween song, quite a treat!
Michael McVey - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween contest) See previous comment.---MM
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) See above!
Johnny D - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) What Jack said.

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