-> "Journey of a Trick or Treater"
Original Song Title:
"Bat Out Of Hell"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Journey of a Trick or Treater"
The Lyrics
The killer from "Scream"-a, and a werewolf from "Howling"
All lurkin' on my street tonight
I think I saw "The Shadow", or maybe that Fawkes guy,
Dunno, maybe 'twas the Dark Knight
But now I'm dressed all up, to go on a sugar high
And bug ev-e-ryone on my street
I know it's dangerous but I can't help but go out
Ev-er-y single Halloween
I gotta go out
Must beat ev'ry one to the candy
Oh, babe, I won't trick a single person to hard,
if they don't provide sweets
And wherever I go, I'll get lollies you know
From my persuasive techniques
So we gotta go out
we gotta freak em out now
I can't wait til the crack of dawn
So when we get home, we put all our candy together
When it's over you know
Candy will make us groan
I've come trick or treatin'
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Oh, this night ain't over
Til I've trick or treated ev'ry home home home
I'll be trick or treatin' like a heatseaking Predato'
When the night is gone,
I'll have to go home
And I'll feast upon free fooooooood
Oh, but until then, before the night runs away
I've come trickin' or treatin' you
So now I hit the first house like a batterin' ram
Black, dull, jelly beans, I don't like
So I go to the next, and I'm gettin' real hungry
And they give me some Turkish Delite
Nothing's bin better than practic'ly stealin'
I start gettin' so hyped, I'm lost
And no-one looks better
Than me, Im best and
Ev'rything is free of their cost
And you know that I'm damned if I ever get out
Of dumb halloween traditions
So don't you go tellin' me that I'm not young enough
You know my life hasn't barely begun
Now I'm gonna be honest, I've got eggs in my bag
Thanks muchly, goodnight to you
So I'm gonna ask trick? and then I'm gonna ask treat
Gimme a treat, or then you're gonna be tricked
You gimme no treats, so now you're gonna be tricked
Eggin' through the night
Toilet Pap'rin night
Prankin' all damn night at you!
So, now I'm gettin' called over by the coppers
They say that I'm not right
Just because I'm 40, they think it's all so wrong
Like I have Michael Jacksons sight
But maybe it's because
My ridiculous costume:
MJ's costume from the Thrill-or
So after some bick'ring I kinda got a bit looney
So threw into
a Mental Hospital!
I'as just Trick or Treatin'
I'd be gone when the morning comes
I may have been a bit
Over dressed but in an hour, I's gone
I didn't trick or treat half the houses here, it's so dumb
So now my mind is gone
Halloween was fun
And I can't wait til next year-ear-ear-eaaar!
Oh, but hopefully I'll be out of this prison
Before then so I can strike fear
Oh but hopefully, I'll be out of this prison
Next time I won't dress so damn queer
I can see it now
I'll be gettin all
candied! And ev'ry little kid will envy me
And I'll be dressed with all the upperclass
online store bought velour bed sheets
I'm gonna look so great
I just can't get out of this place
And I don't understand why not I've been here loads before
I don't understand why not I'm here ev'ry year b'fore
I'll be lying in an endless of a pit of joy, extasy
Tarts and Candies all create joygasms for me
And it's cause somebody thought to ring someones front door bell
And the first thing they say is do you
have candy?
Then it started tradition
of stealing lollies
We'll likely go to hell!
But it'll be worth the few useless hours of dressing up fun
The few hours later when we knock at some random hou'es
Maybe we're lucky and we get to a house with a bell
And the first thing we ask is do you
have candy?
some candy?
And so from this day forward, we go out the street
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
Trick or treat 'em to hell
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