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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of The Charnstar"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of The Charnstar"

Parody Written by:

The Charnstar

The Lyrics

I had this idea for a while... And by that I mean about 3 days, when I wrote my other parody... Well, here it is! More narcisism
Waiting for the bus in the City,
Trying to make my way to my place
A young couple walks by, I catch the girls eye,
Her boyfriend came and punched me right in the face.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be
When all of the ladies,
They wanna do it with me.

Finally the bus came to the bus stop,
Go in, trying to be discrete.
Five girls try encumber, they want my phone number,
A catfight breaks out right there, next to my seat

Christ you know it aint' easy,
You know how hard it can be.
When all of the ladies,
They wanna do it with me

Scared, I got off the bus fifteen stops early,
Gonna walk the rest of the way.
A car stops by me, filled to the top with ladies,
They say, "We'll drive you there, do not worry, we're gay"

Christ, I thought it weren't easy,
I think, "How bad could this be?
They way things are looking,
They only wanna drive me

Riding down the highway, thinking they were gay,
Until they pulled over suddenly.
The girls turned to me,
I was guaranteed
To have the sorta night you
won't soon for-get!"

Woke up the next morning in a ditch,
eating whole mouthfulls of raw mud,
I looked at the sun, yelled out, "tell no-one,
About what you did to this hot stud!"

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
When all of the ladies,
They wanna do it with me.

Caught a taxi soon as I saw one.
Fifty metres out from the ditch.
I said take me straight home, but then I saw the foam,
Extruding from her mouth as she twitched.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
When all of the ladies
They wanna get some from me.
When all of the ladies
They wanna do it with me
Narcissism! Yay!

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2Eagle - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe the couple you saw was John and Yoko walking hand in hand naked. Once a couple in the San Fernando Valley were married on a bus..
SFvoter - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Yep, . . . . another Gavin wanna-be !!!
The Charnstar - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Who is Gavin?
Jack Wilson - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5s
LadyCupCakes - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh sweet ~ Gavin by the Bay ~ truly the best man of the day! There he mayorS from Pacific Heights in San ManFrisco! He entertains the ladies fair, as they caress his thick hair! So beautiful this bachelor Knight of Love, he is a ~god~ sent from above. But now a lady ~T~ was molested, and for her temper tandrum, had by the SF-PD to be blasted ! it was a shame how they killed this t-Dame. Now this Gavin must defend & protect, with all due respect, the ~City by the Bay~ from Geragos lawyers' fees & filings! Or we could lose our Zoo, boo . . . hoo! . .
Peregrin - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Charnster, I really enjoyed this. I had a bit of trouble with the pacing, but, that said, the syllable count was correct. Maybe there were some places were you could have changed the words around to make it flow better against the original, but going back to my original comment, enjoyed! Wish I'd thought of it!
Johnny D - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! 555
Jason - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty good. 555
Peter Andersson - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Now there's a road trip, with emphasis on the trip bit I'd say... :-)
Agrimorfee - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(sotm) Peregrin's comments above are OTM.
Matthias - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant idea! On par with Dave's "Full Of Himself Rhapsody", I normally don't like Beatles parodies, because they're fairly easy to write and they usually don't have very good ideas or effort put into them, but this one was a rare exception.
Max Power - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Great
stephanie[is a parasite] - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
as i said before, this was brilliant. you're an intelligent one.
Guy - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-JAN) This was funny but you could have changed one of the OS words to something else.
Michael McVey - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
When I was in America I had the opposite problem, but you gave us a very interesting perspective.
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Quite easily the best parody you have done about yourself!
wannabemustangjockey - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I can't get girls to like me. After all that estrogen chasing you, I bet you wish you had my problem ; )
Jeff Reuben - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow...from the title, I thought this might be too "Charnstar specific" but I couldn't have been more wrong! This was hilarious, to a great OS, and I really enjoyed it. Great idea for the song, and great execution on the parody!
Phil Alexander - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Some odd use of the English language, and some missing rhymes, but I guess with all the attention you're getting it must be hard concentrating on writing the parody ;-)
Kristof Robertson - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I feel your pain, Charny...(actually, this never happens to me, but lets pretend it does!) A brilliant slant on narcissism. 555++
Below Average Dave - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, that was different:) The rhyming didn't work quite right for me in several spots, but hilarious idea, and unusual at the very least. . .I see you didn't lose anything when you left, and I hope you stick around this time.
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Invisible Boy - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Great idea. I think this parody is fun because we all like to dream...

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