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Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for October 5, 2020

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1960s
Bobby 'Boris' Pickett's, "Monster Mash"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a great car crash
Original Lyrics:
It was a graveyard smash
Doors', "Love Me Two Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me one time
To know it's me
Love me one time
Yeah, my knees got weak
Love me two times girl
Love speaks
All through the week
Original Lyrics:
Love me one time
Could not speak
Love me one time
Yeah, my knees got weak
Love me two times girl
Last me
All through the week
Jimmy Soul's, "If You Wanna Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty one with your life
So for my personal point of view
Get another girl to marry you
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
The Moody Blues', "Go Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've already been solo
Original Lyrics:
We've already said "so long"
The Temptations', "Cloud Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're as sweet as a burnin' flag.
Original Lyrics:
You're as free as a bird in flight.
 
1970s
Abba's, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frigging Covid-19
Original Lyrics:
Digging the dancing queen
David Bowie's, "Oh! You Pretty Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta go gay for the Homosexuals
Original Lyrics:
You gotta make way for the Homo Superior
Helen Reddy's, "Delta Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
In her younger days they called her Daisy Duck
Original Lyrics:
In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn
Jim Croce's, "I'll Have to Say I Love You in a Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll have to say I'd drug you in a song
Original Lyrics:
So I'll have to say I love you in a song
Mac Davis', "Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, don't get poop on me
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember them basement parties, your brother's carotid
Original Lyrics:
Remember them basement parties, your brother's karate
The New Seekers', "Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what they've done to my grave, ma
Look what they've done to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Look what they've done to my brain, ma
Look what they've done to my brain
Wings', "Listen to What the Man Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
American Bandstand
Original Lyrics:
No matter what the man said
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Cheese!
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Television lover, baby go all night
Original Lyrics:
Tell that Asian devil, baby go all night
Genesis', "Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everyone would start for war
Original Lyrics:
And everyone would start to roar
Heart's, "These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every second of the night, I live when I'm alive
Original Lyrics:
Every second of the night, I live another life
Madonna's, "Like A Virgin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bird in
Original Lyrics:
Like a virgin
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
tu quieres una manzana?
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Mr. Mister's, "Broken Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these pumpkin wings.
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings.
Pat Benatar's, "Fire and Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m trying for more
Original Lyrics:
I’m crying for more
Police's, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eeyore, Eeyore
Original Lyrics:
E.O., E.O.
Ray Parker, Jr.'s, "Ghostbusters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty cat
Original Lyrics:
Can you call...
Steve Winwood's, "Roll with It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord willing, baby
Original Lyrics:
Roll with it, baby.
Stevie Wonder's, "I Just Called to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No New Year's Eve to celebrate
Original Lyrics:
No New Year's Day to celebrate
The Moody Blues', "Gemini Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long time, merci
Original Lyrics:
Long time no see
The Moody Blues', "Sitting at the Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm s***ting at the wheel
Original Lyrics:
I'm sitting at the wheel
 
1990s
Argonaut Software LTD's, "Buck Bumble"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I both know it's time to rock
With the bigoted Buck Bumble
Original Lyrics:
Right about now it's time to rock
With the biggity Buck Bumble
Elton John's, "Club at the End of the Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the alleyway, where the cat walks endless sway.
Original Lyrics:
From the alleyways where the catwalks gently sway
Jocelyn Enriquez's, "Do You Miss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The humidity
Original Lyrics:
Do you miss me?
Korn's, "Freak on a Leash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find something on the menu
Original Lyrics:
Fight! Something on the, dum na ema
Morten Harket's, "Can’t Take My Eyes off You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God I'm a guy
Original Lyrics:
I thank God I'm alive
New Order's, "Regret"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may think that I’m out of ham
Original Lyrics:
You may think that I’m out of hand
Phil Collins', "You'll Be in My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
For once you're small, you seem so strong
Original Lyrics:
For one so small, you seem so strong
 
2000s
Alesha Dixon's, "Breathe Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
And speaking of hell, it don't compare to these feet that I am feeling
Original Lyrics:
And speaking of hell, it don't compare to this heat that I am feeling
LeAnn Rimes', "Can't Fight the Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to hide from my kids
Original Lyrics:
Try to hide from my kiss
Michelle Branch's, "All You Wanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We figured out then
Original Lyrics:
We figured out that
Nightwish's, "Wishmaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warrior of the Saigon!
Original Lyrics:
Warrior! Disciple!
 
2010s
5SOS's, "Monster Among Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dyslexic assholes
Original Lyrics:
Just like sandcastles
Alessia Cara's, "Scars to Your Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
So to all the girls that's hardened
Original Lyrics:
So to all the girls that's hurting
Ariana Grande's, "No Tears Left to Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bigging it up
Original Lyrics:
I'm picking it up
Commercial's, "Avocados from Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been coming to Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Avocados from Mexico
The Weeknd's, "Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
This city's cold and nutty
Original Lyrics:
Sin City's cold and empty
We the Kings', "Sad Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you, after all
Like a Leela on a cat, the silhouettes can find a fall.
Yeah, you are a beautiful man.
Like a scaredy-cat and Harry Potter, fears are from Leanne.
Original Lyrics:
With you I fall
It's like I'm leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall
With you I'm a beautiful mess
It's like we're standing hand in hand
With all our fears upon the edge
We the Kings', "Sad Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are alive
Odo, listen, listen, somebody,
Is finally in love.
Original Lyrics:
With you, I'm alive.
Like all the missing pieces of my heart,
They finally collide
We the Kings', "Sad Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So stop 'til I'm healin' no more and,
Sutton ever wanna change my eyes
or
So eyes now are healing the moon.
Like, I don't ever want those, not eyes.
Original Lyrics:
So stop time right here in the moonlight
'Cause I don't ever wanna close my eyes
We the Kings', "Sad Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without the big candy,
Meowed in harmony,
Oh, the Lee!
You would pay the party
You scaredy-cat. You're on,
The move with your fleas
Original Lyrics:
You're the perfect melody
The only harmony I wanna hear
You're my favorite part of me
With you standing next to me
I've got nothing to fear
We the Kings', "Sad Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you, I feel broke,
Like I'm half on the phone.
Without you I've got no hair to fall.
Without you, I feel dumb,
Like a snail in a stone.
Without you, I'm just a salsa.
Original Lyrics:
Without you, I feel broke
Like I'm half of a whole
Without you, I've got no hand to hold
Without you, I feel torn
Like a sail in a storm
Without you, I'm just a sad song I'm just a sad song
 
misc
Bing Crosby's, "Pennies from Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know each clown contains...
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know each cloud contains...
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Someone to Watch Over Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a little land who's lost in the wood
Original Lyrics:
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood

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