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1960s
Dobie Gray's, "Out On The Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get my d*ck out on the floor
Original Lyrics:
I get my kicks out on the floor
The Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a tag away
Original Lyrics:
It's just a shot away
 
1970s
Andrew Gold's, "Thank You for Being a Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you drew a forest
Original Lyrics:
And if you threw a party
Anita Ward's, "Ring My Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can ring noel
Original Lyrics:
You can ring my bell
Arlo Guthrie's, "The City of New Orleans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' cocky with the old men in the club car
Original Lyrics:
Dealin' card games with the old men in the club car
Bee Gees', "Lonely Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where would I be without an omen?
Original Lyrics:
Where would I be without my woman?
Cream's, "White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the white room With black cultures
Original Lyrics:
In the white room With black curtains
David Bowie's, "Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mean ugly man but you can't afford a ticket
Original Lyrics:
Ah don't lean on me man
'Cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back from Suffragette City.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Roll Over Beethoven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, early in the mornin' I'll be givin' you a porkin'
While I'm wearin' my blue suede shoes
Hey, diddle diddle, gonna have a fiddle
I ain't got nothing to lose
Original Lyrics:
Well, early in the mornin' I'm a-givin' you the warnin'
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Hey, diddle diddle, gonna play my fiddle
I ain't got nothing to lose
Human League's, "Almost Medieval"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it seems a galling matter
Falling off this rotting ladder
Original Lyrics:
Now it seems I'm going madder
Falling off this rotting ladder
Human League's, "Almost Medieval"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft lenses, girly glasses
Original Lyrics:
Soft lenses, grow to glasses
Mungo Jerry's, "In the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can shush my love and touch the sky
Original Lyrics:
You can stretch right up and touch the sky
Neil Young's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love cookie
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Peter Gabriel's, "Animal Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being accosted on an island
Original Lyrics:
Been across to Northern Ireland
Peter Gabriel's, "Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Embarrass my heartsick when I see my Mona Lisa
Original Lyrics:
In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Lisa
Pink Floyd's, "Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war, for a libro in a cage
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage
Queen's, "Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cried and I cried and I cried
Original Lyrics:
I tried and I tried and I tried
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gophers to the right
Original Lyrics:
Jokers to the right
The Doors', "Riders On The Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hector alamode 🤣🤣
Original Lyrics:
An actor out on loan.
The Rolling Stones', "Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never leave your pizza burnin'
Original Lyrics:
Never be your beast of burden
Tommy Bolin's, "Post Toastee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the corpse in the pit
Original Lyrics:
Leave the chorus in the pit
 
1980s
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play some Boggle
Original Lyrics:
Take a bottle
Howard Jones', "What is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should I die?
Original Lyrics:
Why should I mind?
Joey Scarbury's, "Believe it or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I could be so hee hee hee
Original Lyrics:
I never thought I could be so free
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my daughter
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
Prince's, "Pop Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't got no girl
Original Lyrics:
Ain't got no curl
Squeeze's, "Is That Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a kitten kitten kitten disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's a cupid cupid cupid disguise
The Moody Blues', "The Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to walk the Golden Road
Original Lyrics:
I need to learn the golden rule
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "Livin' On the Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' on the air
Original Lyrics:
We're livin' on the edge
Alien Ant Farm's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ariel, you okay?
Original Lyrics:
Annie, are you okay?
Misheard Lyrics:
tender love lives everywhere
Original Lyrics:
tender lumplings everywhere
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Halloween
Red and black and slightly green
Original Lyrics:
This is Halloween
Red and black and slimy green.
Deee Lite's, "Groove Is in the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brutus is in the House.
Original Lyrics:
Groove is in the heart.
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was green I would die
Original Lyrics:
Ah ba dee, ah ba die
Everything But the Girl's, "Love Is Strange"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many people take it for a gay
Original Lyrics:
Many people take it for a game
George Michael's, "Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sunshine
Original Lyrics:
You're such a...
Kris Kross', "Jump"
Misheard Lyrics:
How high? Real high So your tits will flop.
Original Lyrics:
How high? Real high Cause I'm just so fly
Nicki French's, "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a pomegranate, giving up stuff
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
REM's, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony's a baker er
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm hard like wood
Original Lyrics:
And my heart like wood.
U2's, "Zooropa"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got directions
To get you through the night
Original Lyrics:
You got the right shoes
To get you through the night
U2's, "Zooropa"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the Russians
To get you through the night
Original Lyrics:
You got the right shoes
To get you through the night
 
2000s
Avril Lavigne's, "Complicated"
Misheard Lyrics:
And honestly you'll promise me I'm never going to find you naked
Original Lyrics:
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
DDR 's, "Boom Boom Dollar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom, boom, boom, boom; at your order
Original Lyrics:
Boom, boom, boom, boom; back's to the wall, now
Kaiser Chiefs', "Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, really, really, really?
Original Lyrics:
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,
 
2010s
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing that turtle on my knee
Original Lyrics:
Throwing that dirt all on my name
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks for stringing me along
Original Lyrics:
Life was stringing me along
Misheard Lyrics:
When your laugh is on the radio
When you hold me tight and I let go
I'm sorry if you saw too much
Original Lyrics:
Like a love song on the radio
Will you hold me tight and not let go?
I'm sorry if it's all too much
Lizzo's, "Good as Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come now, come drag your ass
Original Lyrics:
Come now, come dry your eyes
Twenty One Pilots', "Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days

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