Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 3, 2018

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Dean Martin's, "That's Amore" Misheard Lyrics: When you walk in a drink But you know you're not drinking Original Lyrics: When you walk in a dream But you know you're not dreaming

1960s
Cast of the Sound of Music's, "My Favorite Things" Misheard Lyrics: When the dog fights Original Lyrics: When the dog bites	Dean Martin's, "Everybody Loves Somebody" Misheard Lyrics: Something in your kids just told me Original Lyrics: Something in your kiss just told me
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's a patient man Original Lyrics: Secret Agent Man	Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man" Misheard Lyrics: He's an ancient man Original Lyrics: Secret Agent Man
The Turtles', "Happy Together" Misheard Lyrics: No matter how they touched the dice Original Lyrics: No matter how they tossed the dice

1970s
Carole King's, "So Far Away" Misheard Lyrics: Can't say much of anything that's you Original Lyrics: Can't say much of anything that's new	Carole King's, "So Far Away" Misheard Lyrics: Can't say much of anything that's you Original Lyrics: Can't say much of anything that's new
David Bowie's, "Fame" Misheard Lyrics: Fan Original Lyrics: Fame	Jermaine Jackson's, "Daddy's Home" Misheard Lyrics: Jammies hole Original Lyrics: Daddy's home
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville" Misheard Lyrics: But there's clues in the blender Original Lyrics: But there's booze in the blender	Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville" Misheard Lyrics: Some people play that there's a woman to play Original Lyrics: Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Little River Band's, "Help is On its Way" Misheard Lyrics: I'll be dead as fast as I can Original Lyrics: I'll be there as fast as I can	Quicksilver Messenger Service's, "Fresh Air" Misheard Lyrics: California hit Original Lyrics: Have another hit
Steely Dan's, "Peg" Misheard Lyrics: It's your favorite horny boobies Original Lyrics: It's your favorite foreign movie	Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker" Misheard Lyrics: I'm a choker Original Lyrics: I'm a joker

1980s
AC/DC's, "Back In Black" Misheard Lyrics: Come on pussy lickers get out of my way Original Lyrics: Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way	Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire" Misheard Lyrics: Enzo is a no go Original Lyrics: Edsel is a no go
Jermaine Jackson's, "Let's Get Serious" Misheard Lyrics: Let's get cereal or Let's get Sirius Original Lyrics: Let's get serious	Kenny Rogers', "Lady" Misheard Lyrics: I'm your night in shining arbor Original Lyrics: I'm your knight in shining armor
Peter Gabriel's, "Big Time" Misheard Lyrics: Pig tail Original Lyrics: Big time	The Police's, "Every Breath You Take" Misheard Lyrics: Baby, baby, three Original Lyrics: Baby, baby, please
The Police's, "King of Pain" Misheard Lyrics: King of Beers Original Lyrics: King of Pain

1990s
Commercial's, "Yahtzee" Misheard Lyrics: Come on I need five all the time Original Lyrics: Come on I need five of a kind	Steps', "5 6 7 8" Misheard Lyrics: My bootscootin baby Is driving me crazy My obsession oh obsession I danced all day My Romeo Romeo And how I got from head to toe Wanna make you mine Better get in line 5 6 7 8 Original Lyrics: My bootscootin baby Is driving me crazy My obsession from a western My dance floor date My rodeo Romeo A cowboy god from head to toe Wanna make you mine Better get in line 5 6 7 8
Theme Songs', "Jay Jay the Jet Plane" Misheard Lyrics: Buckle up kite Original Lyrics: Buckle up tight	Theme Songs', "Thomas and Friends" Misheard Lyrics: They're the Really Useful Group Original Lyrics: They're the Really Useful Crew
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow (Its Got To Be Big) [Armand Van" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna bring you close to my I wanna bring you close to my lips yeah Salivate eh salivate eh Original Lyrics: Honey bring youself close to my.. Honey bring yourself close to my lips yeah It's gotta be big It's gotta be big	White Town's, "Your Woman" Misheard Lyrics: I could never be older Original Lyrics: I could never be your woman

2000s
Coldplay's, "Fix You" Misheard Lyrics: Cheesecake down on your face Original Lyrics: Tears stream down on your face	Flyleaf's, "All Around Me" Misheard Lyrics: I can feel you all around me, sickening the air I’m breathing. Original Lyrics: I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing.
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See" Misheard Lyrics: Sunny I see Original Lyrics: Suddenly I see	Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing" Misheard Lyrics: But I don’t feel like dancin’ With the old gentlemen today Original Lyrics: But I don’t feel like dancin’ When the old Joanna plays
Shaggy's, "Angel" Misheard Lyrics: You're my dolly Original Lyrics: You're my darling	Three Days Grace's, "I Hate Everything About You" Misheard Lyrics: Every roommate kept awake By every science scream we make Original Lyrics: Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make

2010s
Commercial's, "Wayfair" Misheard Lyrics: HeyBear uve just what Annie Original Lyrics: Wayfair, you got just what I need	Drake's, "One Dance" Misheard Lyrics: F* off f* off f*** off unwind her Original Lyrics: Back up, back up, back up and wine it
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space" Misheard Lyrics: Gotta love those lonely starbucks lovers Original Lyrics: Got a long list of of ex-lovers	The Weeknd's, "Starboy" Misheard Lyrics: Talkin' money need to urinate Original Lyrics: Talkin' miner need a hearing aid

misc
John Denver's, "Take Me Home Country Road" Misheard Lyrics: Mystery in the moonlight a deer cut my eye Original Lyrics: Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

xmas
Bette Midler's, "Somewhere in My Memory" Misheard Lyrics: Just gazing at the fire blow Original Lyrics: Just gazing at the fire glow	Bing Crosby's, "Jingle Bells" Misheard Lyrics: Bells on Montel's rings Original Lyrics: Bells on bobtail ring
Commercial's, "Hess Toy Truck" Misheard Lyrics: Super bright lights and two racy mortars Original Lyrics: Super bright lights and two racing motors	Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: The permission's free Original Lyrics: The admission's free
Elvis Presley's, "Here Comes Santa Claus" Misheard Lyrics: Tingle tangle Original Lyrics: Jingle jangle	Gloria Estefan's, "Christmas Through Your Eyes" Misheard Lyrics: I wanna see kisses through your eyes Original Lyrics: I wanna see Christmas through your eyes
Jimmy Buffett's, "Jingle Bells" Misheard Lyrics: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Original Lyrics: Oh what fun it is to run in a one horse open sleigh	Jimmy Buffett's, "Mele Kalikimaka" Misheard Lyrics: That's the island green way Original Lyrics: That's the island greeting
Michael Buble's, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Listening once again Original Lyrics: Glistening once again	Traditional's, "The First Noel" Misheard Lyrics: Shining in the ears Original Lyrics: Shining in the east
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