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1950s
Dean Martin's, "That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk in a drink
But you know you're not drinking
Original Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreaming
 
1960s
Cast of the Sound of Music's, "My Favorite Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dog fights
Original Lyrics:
When the dog bites
Dean Martin's, "Everybody Loves Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in your kids just told me
Original Lyrics:
Something in your kiss just told me
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a patient man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's an ancient man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
The Turtles', "Happy Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how they touched the dice
Original Lyrics:
No matter how they tossed the dice
 
1970s
Carole King's, "So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't say much of anything that's you
Original Lyrics:
Can't say much of anything that's new
Carole King's, "So Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't say much of anything that's you
Original Lyrics:
Can't say much of anything that's new
David Bowie's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fan
Original Lyrics:
Fame
Jermaine Jackson's, "Daddy's Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jammies hole
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's home
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there's clues in the blender
Original Lyrics:
But there's booze in the blender
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people play that there's a woman to play
Original Lyrics:
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Little River Band's, "Help is On its Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead as fast as I can
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there as fast as I can
Misheard Lyrics:
California hit
Original Lyrics:
Have another hit
Steely Dan's, "Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite horny boobies
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a choker
Original Lyrics:
I'm a joker
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Back In Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on pussy lickers get out of my way
Original Lyrics:
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enzo is a no go
Original Lyrics:
Edsel is a no go
Jermaine Jackson's, "Let's Get Serious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get cereal
or
Let's get Sirius
Original Lyrics:
Let's get serious
Kenny Rogers', "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your night in shining arbor
Original Lyrics:
I'm your knight in shining armor
Peter Gabriel's, "Big Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pig tail
Original Lyrics:
Big time
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, three
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, please
The Police's, "King of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
King of Beers
Original Lyrics:
King of Pain
 
1990s
Commercial's, "Yahtzee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on I need five all the time
Original Lyrics:
Come on I need five of a kind
Steps', "5 6 7 8"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bootscootin baby
Is driving me crazy
My obsession oh obsession
I danced all day
My Romeo Romeo
And how I got from head to toe
Wanna make you mine
Better get in line 5 6 7 8
Original Lyrics:
My bootscootin baby
Is driving me crazy
My obsession from a western
My dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo
A cowboy god from head to toe
Wanna make you mine
Better get in line 5 6 7 8
Theme Songs', "Jay Jay the Jet Plane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buckle up kite
Original Lyrics:
Buckle up tight
Theme Songs', "Thomas and Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the Really Useful Group
Original Lyrics:
They're the Really Useful Crew
Tori Amos', "Professional Widow (Its Got To Be Big) [Armand Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna bring you close to my
I wanna bring you close to my lips yeah
Salivate eh salivate eh
Original Lyrics:
Honey bring youself close to my..
Honey bring yourself close to my lips yeah
It's gotta be big
It's gotta be big
White Town's, "Your Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never be older
Original Lyrics:
I could never be your woman
 
2000s
Coldplay's, "Fix You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesecake down on your face
Original Lyrics:
Tears stream down on your face
Flyleaf's, "All Around Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you all around me, sickening the air I’m breathing.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you all around me
Thickening the air I'm breathing.
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunny I see
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I see
Scissor Sisters', "Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
With the old gentlemen today
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
Shaggy's, "Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my dolly
Original Lyrics:
You're my darling
Three Days Grace's, "I Hate Everything About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every roommate kept awake
By every science scream we make
Original Lyrics:
Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
 
2010s
Commercial's, "Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
HeyBear uve just what Annie
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
Drake's, "One Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** off f*** off f*** off unwind her
Original Lyrics:
Back up, back up, back up and wine it
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta love those lonely starbucks lovers
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of of ex-lovers
The Weeknd's, "Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' money need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' miner need a hearing aid
 
misc
John Denver's, "Take Me Home Country Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mystery in the moonlight a deer cut my eye
Original Lyrics:
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
 
xmas
Bette Midler's, "Somewhere in My Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just gazing at the fire blow
Original Lyrics:
Just gazing at the fire glow
Bing Crosby's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on Montel's rings
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtail ring
Commercial's, "Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super bright lights and two racy mortars
Original Lyrics:
Super bright lights and two racing motors
Elton John's, "Step Into Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The permission's free
Original Lyrics:
The admission's free
Elvis Presley's, "Here Comes Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tingle tangle
Original Lyrics:
Jingle jangle
Gloria Estefan's, "Christmas Through Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see kisses through your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see Christmas through your eyes
Jimmy Buffett's, "Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to run in a one horse open sleigh
Jimmy Buffett's, "Mele Kalikimaka"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the island green way
Original Lyrics:
That's the island greeting
Michael Buble's, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening once again
Original Lyrics:
Glistening once again
Traditional's, "The First Noel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining in the ears
Original Lyrics:
Shining in the east

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