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1960s
Chubby Checker's, "The Twist"
Misheard Lyrics:
And go like twist
Original Lyrics:
And go like this
Joe Cocker's, "Feelin' Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bom, you start to meep a wombat rag
Original Lyrics:
Well boy, you sure took me for one big ride
The Beatles', "Back in the USSR"
Misheard Lyrics:
come and keep your come-rag warm
Original Lyrics:
come and keep your comrade warm
Misheard Lyrics:
Mormon Mormon
Original Lyrics:
Mony Mony
 
1970s
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on her 9th move
Original Lyrics:
Working on our night moves
Carpenters', "Top of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the windows learned my name
Original Lyrics:
Something in the wind has learned my name
Cast of Annie's, "Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone will come out tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
The sun will come out tomorrow
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of policemen rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got electric boobs
A mole has two
You know a read it then
Macca seen old whore
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Oh oh,
The B-52's', "Dance This Mess Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a little fat girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm not no Limburger.
 
1980s
A-Ha's, "Take On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll be stoned anyway
Original Lyrics:
But that's me stumbling away.
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start The Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama cruise chest Princess Grace, taking place, trouble in the sewage
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Bob Seger's, "Horizontal Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the whores on the bottle.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to do the Horizontal Bop.
George Michael's, "I Want Your Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look in the Bible, just look in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no Bible, just look in my eyes.
Little River Band's, "The Other Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The other guy wants me around to talk to or kick
Original Lyrics:
The other guy won't be around to talk to our kids
Nick Mason's Fictitious Sports', "Boo To You Too"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to YouTube Go to YouTube Go to YouTube
Original Lyrics:
Boo to you too
Boo to you too
Boo to you too
Pretenders', "Brass in Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you, make you, make you nonsense
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shura! (a Russian guy’s name)
Original Lyrics:
Shootout!
Rocky Burnette's, "Tired of Toein' the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're rolling over all the storyline
Original Lyrics:
You're rolling over clover so refined
USA for Africa's, "We are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a toy we're making
Original Lyrics:
There's a choice we're making
 
1990s
Bill Nye the Science Guy's, "Crust ("Vogue" Parody)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pentatonix, anarchy
Original Lyrics:
Plate tectonics are the key
Duran Duran's, "Ordinary World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ours is just a little sorrow gone
Original Lyrics:
Ours is just a little sorrowed talk
Janet Jackson's, "Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a maid in the King and my heart is saying your hands
Original Lyrics:
Kinda late in the game and my heart is in your hands
Rusted Root's, "Send Me on My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naughty Safe, Naughty tell You To Run
Original Lyrics:
On may see you, On may tell you to run
The Lion King's, "Mbusa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baaaa Sabenya suu buuu nish sabawa
Original Lyrics:
Busa le lizwe
The Pretenders', "Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not made of store
Original Lyrics:
I'm not made of stone
 
2000s
311's, "Amber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, amber is the color of your inner dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy.
Anastacia's, "Paid My Dues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paid by Jews
Original Lyrics:
I've paid my dues.
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar We're Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, don't mind me
I'm watching YouTube in your closet
Original Lyrics:
Oh, don't mind me
I'm watching you two from the closet
Hoobastank's, "The Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pervected person. There aren't many things I wish I didn't do. But I Continue yearning. I really want to do sick things to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a perfect person. As many things I wish I didn't do. But I continue learning. I never meant to do those things to you.
The White Stripes', "Seven Nation Army"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna work the straw
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna work this job.
Theme Songs', "Digimon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digimon are the garlic trucktales
Original Lyrics:
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions
 
2010s
2NE1's, "I Am The Best"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a change, cha la ga
Original Lyrics:
Naega jeil jal naga
Misheard Lyrics:
And then my mama says, I can’t make you golden Grahams,
But I’ll give you anything
Original Lyrics:
I make no promises, I can't do golden rings
But I'll give you everything
Childish Gambino's, "This Is America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you wanna die
Original Lyrics:
I know you wanna dance
Epica's, "Deep Water Horizon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all been inhaling from the paint
Original Lyrics:
We've all been healing from the pain
Gerry Cinnamon's, "Sometimes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on a four seagull trip
Original Lyrics:
I'm on a false ego trip
Linkin Park's, "Castle of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause of holy crap
In this castle of glass
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm only a crack
In this castle of glass
MK & Jonas Blue & Becky Hill's, "Back & Forth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are are we are, are we always having salad?
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh we oh oh always never tell if
Milky Chance 's, "Stolen Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance some mo'
or
Dance and moan
Original Lyrics:
Dancin' on
Milky Chance 's, "Stolen Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love won't shoo
Original Lyrics:
And I want you
Milky Chance 's, "Stolen Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stolen paradise
Original Lyrics:
Stoned in paradise
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Tall, Tall Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll buy you tall, tall trees,
All the waters and disease.
Original Lyrics:
I'll buy you tall, tall trees,
All the waters in the seas.
 
misc
Woody Guthrie's, "This Land is Your Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
When this song was Chinese
Original Lyrics:
When the sun was shining
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "Christmas in Killarney"
Misheard Lyrics:
The neighbors pay a car
Original Lyrics:
The neighbors pay a call
Harry Connick, Jr.'s, "(It Must've Been Ol') Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through my winter Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Through my window Christmas Eve
Jack Jones', "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said the little land to the shepherd bot
Original Lyrics:
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
The Statler Brothers', "I Believe in Santa's Cause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in Santa's clause
or
I believe in Santa Claus
Original Lyrics:
I believe in Santa's cause
Thurl Ravenscroft's, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sink, sank, sunk
Original Lyrics:
Stink, stank, stunk
Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't we know our game of terror?
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel

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