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1960s
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return the cinder
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender
Gene Chandler's, "Duke of Earl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good, good, good, goodbye girl
Original Lyrics:
Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Ray Charles', "In the Heat of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a woman yet before
Original Lyrics:
Ain't a woman here before
 
1970s
Bad Company's, "Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, in my rock and roll fantasy
Original Lyrics:
It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy
Eagles', "Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls "men"
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends
Elton John's, "Bennie and the Jets"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got election blues
Original Lyrics:
She's got electric boots
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had an old-growth Chevy.
Original Lyrics:
Had an old gold Chevy.
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
This li’l lad!
Original Lyrics:
Bismillah!
Tony Burello's, "There's a New Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Great Snack, great snack, great snack, yum, yum, yum.
Original Lyrics:
Grx nk grx nk grx nk brn brn brn
 
1980s
Baltimora's, "Tarzan Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone, like Taz's boy
Original Lyrics:
All alone, like Tarzan boy
Christopher Cross', "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's mastered choice.....
Original Lyrics:
All of his life his master's toys.
Joey Scarbury's, "Theme from the Greatest American Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marina or bust
Original Lyrics:
Believe it or not
John Mellencamp's, "Small Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talked to fetal Jesus in a small town.
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
Leonard Cohen's, "Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your flag on the marble arse.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your flag on the marble arch.
Les Miserables', "Castle on a Cloud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not on a Casper or a clown
Original Lyrics:
Not on a castle on a cloud
Patrick Swayze's, "She's Like the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the breasts on my face
Original Lyrics:
Feel the breath on my face
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
One fish, one bowl, one true religion!
Original Lyrics:
One flesh, one bone, one true religion!
Twisted Sister's, "I Wanna Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a rock.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock.
 
1990s
Des'ree's, "I'm Kissing You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm missing you
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'm kissing you
Goo Goo Dolls', "Iris"
Misheard Lyrics:
When everything feels like your boobies
Original Lyrics:
When everything feels like the movies
Madonna's, "Don't Cry for Me Argentina"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kept my pumice
Original Lyrics:
I kept my promise
Madonna's, "Vogue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your money go with the flow
Original Lyrics:
Let your body go with the flow
Rockapella's, "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got soul in South Korea
Original Lyrics:
Steal their Seoul in South Korea
UB40's, "Can't Help Falling In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can say, only fools rush in
Original Lyrics:
Wise men say, only fools rush in
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Pepto-Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Norton, hot bum, interjections
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion
Enya's, "Only Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
On me time
Original Lyrics:
Only time
Forefather's, "Threads of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mellow England beer a-flowing
Original Lyrics:
Never-ending river flowing
Gigi D'Agostino's, "L'Amour Toujours"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still believe in your lies.
Original Lyrics:
I still believe in your eyes.
Josh Groban's, "To Where You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
A witch upon tonight to see you smile
Original Lyrics:
I wish upon tonight to see you smile
Korpiklaani's, "Vodka"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here, have some of my laser
OR
Rubadub a geyser
Original Lyrics:
here comes the womanizer
Korpiklaani's, "Vodka"
Misheard Lyrics:
you’ve got a real mind!
Original Lyrics:
you are the real man!
Korpiklaani's, "Vodka"
Misheard Lyrics:
ло́дка! or łódka! (boat)
Original Lyrics:
vodka!
System of a Down's, "Chic ’n’ Stu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk into the refrigerator
Original Lyrics:
This ballgames in the refrigerator
System of a Down's, "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m on This Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope your stepson doesn't eat the fish
When we're crying for our next fish
Original Lyrics:
I hope your stepson doesn't eat the fish
When we're crying for our next fix
System of a Down's, "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m on This Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing Thermopyles
Original Lyrics:
Killers never hurt feelings
System of a Down's, "Vicinity of Obscenity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk into
Do we all
Learn to feed
From the horse
With bad feet?
Meet the meat
Treat the king
To the sweet
Milky seed
Original Lyrics:
Do we all
Learn defeat
From the whores
With bad feet?
Beat the meat
Treat the feet
To the sweet
Milky seat
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran's, "Shape Of you"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like poo
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Iggy Azalea's, "Black Widow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black widdle baby
Original Lyrics:
Black widow baby
Meghan Trainor's, "No Excuses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha ma na
Original Lyrics:
Someone else
Queensryche's, "Arrow of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
And know Turd is real
Original Lyrics:
And find out what is real
Queensryche's, "Arrow of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turd laclone.
Original Lyrics:
Fight or flee.
Queensryche's, "Arrow of Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a clone.
You're a clone of turd.
Original Lyrics:
You can't run
You can't run from yourself
 
xmas
Bing Crosby's, "Silent Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is gone
Original Lyrics:
All is calm
Gene Autry's, "Up on a Housetop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her a jolly that laughs and cries
Original Lyrics:
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
John Lennon's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one, without any tears
Original Lyrics:
A very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one, without any fear
Kelly Clarkson's, "My Grown Up Christmas List"
Misheard Lyrics:
As children we bullied
Original Lyrics:
As children we believed
Paul McCartney's, "Wonderful Christmastime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sidney's Attic, a wonderful Christmas time
Original Lyrics:
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Roy Orbison's, "Pretty Paper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty ribbons of you
Original Lyrics:
Pretty ribbons of blue
Traditional's, "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
With angelic roast of lamb
Original Lyrics:
With angelic hosts proclaim
Willie Nelson's, "Frosty the Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down to the villains
Original Lyrics:
Down to the village

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