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1960s
Bobby Vee's, "The Night Has A Thousand Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll find out without really trying
Each time that my kids are astray.
Original Lyrics:
And you'll find out without really trying
Each time that my kisses stray.
Cream's, "Crossroads"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the crossroads
Take my rider by my side.
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at yourself, Yogi
Original Lyrics:
Look at yourself, yeah, yeah
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little moose goose
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Big Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, big sh*t
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
Commodores', "Easy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Swa-mee-zehhh
Easy like a Sunday moaning
Original Lyrics:
It's why I'm easy
Easy like a Sunday morning
Dionne Warwick's, "I'll Never Love This Way Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll never love discrimination
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll never love this way again
Fleetwood Mac's, "Tusk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dos
Original Lyrics:
Tusk
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my youngest Layla's son
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
Kansas', "Dust in the Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a pot of water
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water
Kansas', "Point of Know Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harold
Original Lyrics:
How long?
Player's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can lay it all on me
Original Lyrics:
You can blame it all on me
Poco's, "Crazy Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cheers come down again
Original Lyrics:
The tears come down again
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get poor again
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again
Tony Orlando and Dawn's, "Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
One floor below me
You won't even blow me
Original Lyrics:
One floor below me
You don't even know me
 
1980s
ABC's, "When Smokey Sings"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Smokey sins, I hear violins
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings, I hear violins
Donna Summer's, "The Woman in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No man was ever Dutch
Original Lyrics:
No man has ever touched
Duran Duran's, "New Moon On Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach in a window the Beast in a bowlful
Original Lyrics:
Breaking away with the beast of both worlds
Kool & the Gang's, "Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate food fights, come on!
or
Celebrate book fights, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
Lionel Richie's, "All Night Long (All Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm life long
Original Lyrics:
All night long
Mike + the Mechanics', "All I Need Is a Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need are the lyrics
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a miracle
Mike + the Mechanics', "Silent Running"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take those Trojans and yourself
And hide them in the cellar
(later)
Use it only in urgency
or
Use it only at the Virgin Sea
Better you should play with dogs
Original Lyrics:
Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
(later)
Use it only in emergency
Better you should pray to God
Patti Austin and James Ingram's, "Baby, Come to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me put you in Colorado
Original Lyrics:
Let me put my arms around you
Rod Stewart's, "Young Turks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young guys be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
Saga's, "On the Loose"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one can tell me now
Original Lyrics:
No one can stop me now
 
1990s
Blink-182's, "What's My Age Again?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look around
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne
Britney Spears', "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just get weak
Original Lyrics:
I just can't sleep
Everclear's, "Father of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take me to the museum
Original Lyrics:
You can take me to the movies
Livin' Joy's, "Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a libro
Original Lyrics:
I'm a dreamer
Mariah Carey's, "Vision of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was wailing for me
Original Lyrics:
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was waiting for me
Nirvana's, "All Apologies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easily abused
or
Easily confused
or
Easily accused
or
Easily excused
Original Lyrics:
Easily amused
Poison's, "Unskinny Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what has been going on anymore.
Original Lyrics:
What has been going on in that head of yours?
R.E.M.'s, "Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let yourself show
(later)
Don't blow your head
Original Lyrics:
Don't let yourself go
(later)
Don't throw your hand
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Higher Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hotter ground
Original Lyrics:
Higher ground
Sting's, "Fields of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky as we rely on fields of gold
Original Lyrics:
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky as we lie in fields of gold
Sublime's, "What I Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it all to Charlie
Original Lyrics:
Give it all to charity
U2's, "Stay (Faraway, So Close!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay in the Daewoo, keep its trust
Original Lyrics:
Stay and the day would keep its trust
 
2000s
Anna Nalick's, "Breathe (2 AM)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sleep
or
And read
or
And leave
Original Lyrics:
And breathe
Barenaked Ladies', "Pinch Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel fired up, I guess
Original Lyrics:
I feel fine enough, I guess
Britney Spears', "I'm a Slave 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Delilah
Original Lyrics:
I won't deny it
James Blunt's, "You're Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
They must be in danger
Original Lyrics:
There must be an angel
Papa Roach's, "Scars"
Misheard Lyrics:
My weakness is that I can't talk to mice.
Original Lyrics:
My weakness is that I care too much.
Pink's, "Get the Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing up
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming up
Play's, "Disco Hippie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco hippie, you're okay!
Original Lyrics:
Disco hippie, you're the man!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "You're Pitiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a plumber, me and you
Original Lyrics:
What a bummer being you
 
2010s
Katy Perry's, "Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I sat quietly and breathe politely
Original Lyrics:
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
Rihanna's, "Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
At first sight I found the energy, I saw it babe
Original Lyrics:
At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays
 
misc
Coi Leray's, "Players"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you abroad, you could do what you want
Original Lyrics:
When you a boss, you could do what you want
Diplo ft. Jessie Murph & Polo G's, "Heartbroken"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the night like a bag of wild horses
Original Lyrics:
In the night like a pack of wild horses
The Weeknd's, "Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ignited by the light
Original Lyrics:
I'm blinded by the light

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