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1950s
Marty Robbins', "Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Double Whopper
Original Lyrics:
Oh, devil woman
 
1960s
Jose Feliciano's, "Hi-Heel Sneakers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your address, baby
Original Lyrics:
Put on your red dress, baby
 
1970s
ABBA's, "I Have a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll cross the stream, I'll have a bream
Original Lyrics:
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream
Bay City Rollers', "Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shimmy shammy shong, I used to make a pong, remember
Original Lyrics:
Shimmy shammy shong, we used to make up songs, remember
Brotherhood of Man's, "Figaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're really good
Original Lyrics:
If you're willing girl
Cold Chisel's, "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the legal pads raved on
I was Bombay-back-in-Maine
And the talac's riders collided
Where the gunships once had been
And cowpox made me jumpy
And I never stop the dream
Oh of the growing need for speed and Novocaine
Original Lyrics:
And the legal pads were yellow
Hours long, pay packets lean
And the telex writers clattered
Where the gunships once had been
And car parks make me jumpy
And I never stop the dream
Of the growing need for speed and Novocaine
Commercial's, "Shower to Shower"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sprinkle a day helps keep orders away
Original Lyrics:
A sprinkle a day helps keep odor away
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band's, "Cherchez La Femme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her van is never present
Original Lyrics:
Her man is never present
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "Love Is the Answer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to paradise
Original Lyrics:
A ticket to paradise
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "Nights are Forever Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moolah falls like rain
Original Lyrics:
Moonlight falls like rain
Frankie Valli's, "My Eyes Adored You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I work my fingers to the phone
Original Lyrics:
I work my fingers to the bone
Heart's, "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to let me in,
Let's get high awhile
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Wrecked up like a douchian, in the roner of the night.
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Melanie's, "Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your wife turn scarlet
And one man frown.
Original Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up
At the ones who stand and frown.
Mud's, "Tiger Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a feeling in my weeds
Original Lyrics:
I've got a feeling in my needs
Paul McCartney's, "Uncle Albert Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me.
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me.
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
Rod Stewart's, "You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them homesick booze and radical fumes
Original Lyrics:
Them homesick blues and radical views
Status Quo's, "Down Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Downtown deeper in town
Original Lyrics:
Down down deeper and down
 
1980s
Anthrax's, "I Am the Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drug kit.
Original Lyrics:
Drokk it
Anthrax's, "Madhouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wankers define me
Original Lyrics:
White coats define me
Kraftwerk's, "Computer Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand at the TV screen
Original Lyrics:
Stare at the TV screen
Kraftwerk's, "The Model"
Misheard Lyrics:
She pays hard to get
Original Lyrics:
She plays hard to get
New Edition's, "Candy Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You always smoke so good you make me forget my balls
Original Lyrics:
You always look so good you make me forget my thoughts
Roxy Music's, "Jealous Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my heart was bleeding fast
Original Lyrics:
And my heart was beating fast
 
1990s
2Pac's, "California Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A state that's untouchable like L-E-N-S.
Original Lyrics:
A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness.
Backstreet Boys', "All I Have To Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you I don't think a guy can live
Original Lyrics:
Without you I don't think I can live
Blur's, "Beetlebum"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a God
Original Lyrics:
She's a gun
Fastball's, "Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it out of my hands?
Original Lyrics:
Was it out of my head?
George Michael's, "Jesus to a Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the lover met your kids
Original Lyrics:
Then the lover that you kissed
INXS's, "Move ON"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said "I've had enough of your lies...
Whaddya f***in' want?
Original Lyrics:
She said "I've had enough of your lies...
Can't wait for anyone
Lauryn Hill's, "Doo Wop (That Thing)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come again, Dr Dre come again, Mrs Straight come again
OR
Come again, Dr Dre come again, mystery come again
Original Lyrics:
Come again, brethren come again, sistren come again
Michael Jackson's, "Man In The Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
And no mustache could have been any clearer
Original Lyrics:
And no message could have been any clearer.
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby let me try it
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grinding
Nightcrawlers', "Push the Feeling On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their lives are gay,
They lie in a pool of sperm
Original Lyrics:
Their lives again,
Their Li, to pull us through
Oasis', "All Around the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the lights you make me save
Original Lyrics:
And the lies you make me say
Slipknot's, "Tattered and Torn"
Misheard Lyrics:
a frozen pizza
Original Lyrics:
My floors are burning down
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, they want empty shine and they want diamond snow
Together weird loving is a tornado
Original Lyrics:
Yes the one MC Shan an' the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love'em is a tornado
The Outhere Brothers', "Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh that beauty
Original Lyrics:
Ooh that booty
 
2000s
All Saints', "Pure Shores"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've crossed devils for miles
Original Lyrics:
I've crossed deserts for miles
Atomic Kitten's, "Whole Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Staring at the sky
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the tuna moaned
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know
Metallica's, "The Unamed Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna cry, I want ice cream
Original Lyrics:
I wanna cry, I wanna scream
Oasis', "Go Let It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay no illusion
Original Lyrics:
Paint no illusion
Slipknot's, "Disasterpiece"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at my Iphone, the apps are difficult
Original Lyrics:
Look in my eyes for the answers - typical
Theme Songs', "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on your, hop on your
Sagwa shewada hop on your
Original Lyrics:
Hao peng you, hao peng you,
Sagwa shi wo de hao peng you Hao peng you, hao peng you,
Sagwa shi wo de hao peng you...
 
2010s
DJ Khaled's, "Wild Thoughts"
Misheard Lyrics:
while, while while,
When I'm with you all I get is wet tossed.
Original Lyrics:
Wild, wild, wild
When I'm with you, all I get is wild thoughts
Gorillaz's, "Rhinestone Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like big, big, big, big...
Original Lyrics:
Aah, Electric tric tric tric tric tric tric
Train's, "Hey, Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been on Love Connection
Original Lyrics:
A game show Love Connection
 
country
Commercial's, "Daisy Cottage Cheese "
Misheard Lyrics:
So crazy and delish
Original Lyrics:
So creamy and delish
 
misc
Taylor Swift's, "Willow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm begging for you

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