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1960s
Beatles', "Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dewey Cheatam and Howe
Original Lyrics:
You know I believe, and how.
Misheard Lyrics:
Worrywart-y
Original Lyrics:
Wooly Bully
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing up by the one side is the least you can do.
Original Lyrics:
Throw your pride to one side is the least you can do.
The Beach Boys', "Little Deuce Coupe"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little who's who
Original Lyrics:
She's my little deuce coupe
The Monkees', "I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a thing-a-ma-jig.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
 
1970s
Anne Murray's, "You Needed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
So hi daddy, could almost see you turn the key
Original Lyrics:
So high that I could almost see eternity
Bob Seger's, "Get Out of Denver"
Misheard Lyrics:
We kept on driving till we ran into some foam rubber
Original Lyrics:
We kept on driving till we ran into some fog cover
Janis Joplin's, "Me and Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that train on a mount tomorrow for one singing yesterday
Original Lyrics:
And I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new bottle of Novocaine
or
I've got a brand new bottle of Solarcaine
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
Mungo Jerry's, "In the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the winter's here, yeah it's farting time
Original Lyrics:
When the winter's here, yeah it's party time
Pink Floyd's, "One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days I'm going to dance with the evil priest
Original Lyrics:
One of these days I'm gonna cut you into little pieces
The Doors', "L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I dug a little down about an hour ago
Took a look around, they went through the window
With a little girl in a Hollywood bungalow
Original Lyrics:
Well I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blows
Where are the little girls in the Hollywood bungalows
Yes', "Roundabout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmots come out of the sky and they stand there
Original Lyrics:
Mountains come out of the sky and just stand there
 
1980s
Billy Vera and the Beaters', "At This Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did you feel?
Original Lyrics:
What did you think...
Dan Hartman's, "I Can Dream About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an understatement
Original Lyrics:
I don't understand it
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd still do anything to you
Original Lyrics:
I'd still do anything for you
Misheard Lyrics:
But never too late to change
Original Lyrics:
But never too late for change
Kool & the Gang's, "Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey whores! It's a celebration
Original Lyrics:
Yahoo! It's a celebration
Madonna's, "Material Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a mysterious world
And I am a mysterious girl
Original Lyrics:
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Mel and Kim's, "Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bold dimension
Original Lyrics:
Bold advances
Misheard Lyrics:
I know we could break to it
Original Lyrics:
I know we could break through it
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's complain
Original Lyrics:
Let them play
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're no strangers to the dark
Original Lyrics:
We're no strangers to love.
The Police's, "Spirits In The Material World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our so-called leaders speak Of work in Transylvania
Original Lyrics:
Our so-called leaders speak With words they try to jail you
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Because the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fecal matter belongs to mothers
Original Lyrics:
Because the night belongs to lovers
Babylon Zoo's, "Spaceman"
Misheard Lyrics:
So where is your cock?
Original Lyrics:
So where is your God?
Charles & Eddie's, "Would I Lie to You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Notify to me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Would I lie to you, baby?
Elephant Man's, "Pon de River"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the river, from the Bronx
Original Lyrics:
Pon de river, pon de bank
Fergie featuring Ludaris', "Glamorous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop the champagne
Original Lyrics:
Popping champagne
Jennifer Lopez's, "If You Had My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I gave you all my drugs
Original Lyrics:
And I gave you all my trust
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meow, hello, meow, meow
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Sean Paul's, "Infiltrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would not want to debate
Original Lyrics:
Woman nuh waan no bait
Sugar Ray's, "Abracadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat up like a birdie’s plate
Original Lyrics:
I heat up like a burning flame
Will Smith's, "Just the Two of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can make it if we talk
Original Lyrics:
We can make it if we try
 
2000s
Anastacia's, "Sick And Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
No warning of such a sad song
Of a broken a**
Original Lyrics:
No warning of such a sad song
Of broken hearts
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z's, "Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get the best sperm in a chinchilla
Original Lyrics:
My texture is the fur of a chinchilla
Fall Out Boy's, "I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I .."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the first kid to write "A horse ride" in France
Original Lyrics:
I'm the first kid
To write of hearts, lies, and friends.
Fergie's, "Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fergalicious deaf
or
Fergalicious death
Original Lyrics:
Fergalicious def--
Fergie's, "Fergalicious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your boys go robo
Original Lyrics:
Make your boys go loco
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was on MTV, girl
Original Lyrics:
If I was a wealthy girl
Jennifer Lopez's, "Jenny from the Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still desperate 4 o'clock
Original Lyrics:
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block
Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
That girl is a badger
Original Lyrics:
That girl is a bad girl
Underoath's, "Writing on the Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost got an emoji.
Original Lyrics:
You're almost gone and I'm OK.
Wayne Wonder's, "No Letting Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl I am so glad we're David
Original Lyrics:
Girl I am so glad we dated
 
2010s
Avenged Sevenfold's, "God Damn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread the magic butter and behold the world Ukraine.
Original Lyrics:
Press the magic button and behold the world you crave.
Deadmau5's, "One Trick Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa quits, you're a red flag, red light
Original Lyrics:
Pump the brakes, you're a red flag, red light
Foo Fighters', "Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were
Original Lyrics:
We run
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's, "Han-Tyumi, the Confused Cyborg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello
My name is Hentai-Yumi
Original Lyrics:
Hello
My name is Han-Tyumi
 
country
Maren Morris', "The Bones"
Misheard Lyrics:
The refs don't matter
Original Lyrics:
The rest don't matter
 
misc
Traditional's, "The Itsy Bitsy Spider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out came this song and tried a vocal range
Original Lyrics:
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

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