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1960s
Creedence Clearwater Revival's, "It Came Out of the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
It came out of the sky, and it dropped a little child on Moline.
Original Lyrics:
It came out of the sky, landed just a little south of Moline.
Ernie Maresca's, "Shout! Shout! Knock Yourself Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put another dog in the record machine.
Original Lyrics:
Put another dime in the record machine.
The Kingsmen's, "Louie Louie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fluent new wave
Original Lyrics:
Louie Louie
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Games
Original Lyrics:
James
Chic's, "Le Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaaafrica!
L'Afrique, c'est chic
Original Lyrics:
Aaaah! Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up the fields of pheromones.
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' his fuse up here alone.
England Dan and John Ford Coley's, "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't ask for common sense
Original Lyrics:
I won't ask for promises
Kraftwerk's, "The Robots"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are old, adjusted too
Original Lyrics:
We are all adjusted to
Pratt and McClain's, "Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
This day is ours (don't you be mad)
Original Lyrics:
This day is ours (Would you be mine?)
Roberta Flack's, "Killing Me Softly with His Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing Clair Lee strong
Original Lyrics:
Singing clear and strong
Rupert Holmes', "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
At a bar in the valleys
Original Lyrics:
At a bar called O'Malley's
Sonny Curtis', "Love Is All Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never tell
Original Lyrics:
You can have the town
The Cars', "Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the puffin that you wear
Original Lyrics:
It's not the perfume that you wear
The Mash's, "Suicide Is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Game of Lies is hard to pay
Original Lyrics:
The Game of Life is hard to play
 
1980s
Bette Midler's, "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my gyro?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Billy Joel's, "Big Man on Mulberry Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I made an impression on somebody
North of Hester and south of grand
Original Lyrics:
I guess I made an impression on somebody
North of history, south of France
Breathe's, "Hands to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dog knows no reprieve
Original Lyrics:
The dawn knows no reprieve
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your hither, movin' on, hold your hither, movin' on
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head up, movin' on, hold your head up, movin' on
Prince's, "1999"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was streamin' when I wrote this
Original Lyrics:
I was dreamin' when I wrote this
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every cling you stick
Original Lyrics:
Every claim you stake
The Tony Rich Project's, "Nobody Knows"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody loves it but me
Original Lyrics:
And nobody knows it but me
 
1990s
Bon Jovi's, "Hearts Breaking Even"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't got a reason
Original Lyrics:
We've both got our reasons
Commercial's, "Mr. Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your tapes take over
Mr. Gyro
Original Lyrics:
When your taste takes over
Mr. Hero
Depeche Mode's, "Policy Of Truth"
Misheard Lyrics:
colosseum truce
Original Lyrics:
The policy of truth
Foo Fighters', "Learn to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking to this guy to save me, I'm looking for a sign of life
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking to the sky to save me, I'm looking for a sign of life
Michael Jackson's, "Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you're dignified, my baby,
It don't matter if you're black or white
Original Lyrics:
But if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
Michael Jackson's, "Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
She prayed to God and then she sings a talent song.
Original Lyrics:
She prayed to God to Buddha, then she sings a Talmud song.
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were rolling on your black jeans?
What if I received that it's no man?
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth?
Nirvana's, "Breed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shazam!
Original Lyrics:
She said!
Rod Stewart's, "Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got sprains and a sore
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got strength of the sword
TLC's, "All That theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So check it in the overflow
Original Lyrics:
So sit your booty on the floor
TLC's, "All That theme song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So sit still 'cause we're comin' right out back
Original Lyrics:
So sit still 'cause we're comin' right back
Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh oh right take us down town Princess Carry
Original Lyrics:
Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
Whitney Houston's, "I Miss You Like Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you like raisins
Original Lyrics:
I miss you like crazy
 
2000s
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the fear in my enemy's ass
Original Lyrics:
Feel the feel in my enemy's eyes
Creed's, "One Last Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a gnu.
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking down.
Enrique Iglesias', "Escape"
Misheard Lyrics:
All it takes is some Trident
Original Lyrics:
All it takes is some trying
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your gyro baby
Original Lyrics:
I will be your hero baby
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
A loaded gun's the best. Cock it and pull it!
Original Lyrics:
A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it.
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry My,
Carry My,
No we can't breed in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Ludacris', "Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world is in that fag?
What you got in that fag?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that bag?
What you got in that bag?
Shakira's, "Underneath Your Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an endless touring
Original Lyrics:
There's an endless story
Steve Conte's, "Stray"
Misheard Lyrics:
in the Corys
Original Lyrics:
in the cold breeze
Steve Conte's, "Stray"
Misheard Lyrics:
in the coral reefs that I walk along
Original Lyrics:
in the cold breeze that I walk along
 
2010s
Ed Sheeran's, "Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark
With you between my ass
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
Future's, "Mask Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Percocets, Miley, Percocets
Original Lyrics:
Percocets, Molly, Percocets
Katy Perry's, "California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pine Fresh Beer, Sweet God, it unlocked!
Original Lyrics:
Fine, fresh, fierce we got it on lock
Odenpa Studio's, "Nameko no Uta"
Misheard Lyrics:
yarmulke yarmulke noodle noodle pickle pickle
Original Lyrics:
nameko nameko nuru nuru teka teka
Patty's, "Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you said you looked at meds
Original Lyrics:
When you said you looked a mess
Taylor Swift's, "Blank Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lonely stomach lovers they’ll tell you I’m insane
Original Lyrics:
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane

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