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1960s
Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dylan and just some chardonnay
Original Lyrics:
War, children
It's just a shot away,
Simon and Garfunkel's, "The Sounds of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
And echoed in the sounds of Simon
Original Lyrics:
And echoed in the sounds of silence
The Rolling Stones', "19th Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes your nasty service station
Original Lyrics:
Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown.
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
He saw Little Miss Muffet as she sat on a tuffet eating her curds and her whey
Original Lyrics:
he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
Bob Seger's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tight pants, points, hollerin' nouns.
Original Lyrics:
Tight pants, points, hardly renowned.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Evil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
medieval woman
Original Lyrics:
evil woman, but more like, ee ee vil woman
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burnin' up a pair of hairy gnome
Original Lyrics:
Burnin' out his fuse up here alone
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax baby - enjoy that wine.
Original Lyrics:
Relax baby and draw that blind.
Steely Dan's, "Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long
It ain't long to Chamonix
It ain't long to Chamonix
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
The Doobie Brothers', "Black Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I still see her there when she's ready for clothes
Original Lyrics:
Well I built me a raft and she's ready for floatin'
The Doors', "Riders on the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die.
Original Lyrics:
Give this man a ride
Sweet family will die.
The Who's, "Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying hound
Went to stick-up Rin Tin Tin.
Original Lyrics:
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of Rin Tin Tin.
The Who's, "Who Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my penis so hard, no way
A policeman knew my name.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up in a Soho doorway.
A policeman knew my name.
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Choice is Keri
Original Lyrics:
Voices carry
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Charles, We've been pen pals, This is Gary.
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush, keep it down, now, voices carry.
Crosby, Stills & Nash's, "Southern Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that one-armed girl.
Original Lyrics:
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman-girl.
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a mean man
Original Lyrics:
Yah mo b there.
Kenny Loggins', "Welcome to Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to Hard Life
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to Heartlight
Men Without Hats', "The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance if we waddo
Original Lyrics:
We could dance if we want to
Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Cities in Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
But ohh, hope you see her, she lies in dust
Original Lyrics:
Oh your city lies in dust
Starship's, "We Built This City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Tony plays the mamba
Original Lyrics:
Marconi plays the mamba.
Talk Talk's, "Living in Another World"
Misheard Lyrics:
This bitch gets harder
There's no sense in writing
Original Lyrics:
Speech gets harder
There's no sense in writing
The Undertones', "My Perfect Cousin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masthetics and Bionics
Original Lyrics:
Maths, physics and bionics
Whitney Houston's, "Love Is a Contact Sport"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been avoiding me like a cat tryin' a Dodger Dog
Original Lyrics:
You've been avoiding me like a cat tryin' to dodge a dog
 
1990s
Anthrax & Public Enemy's, "Bring the Noise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I tell 'em that I never really had a gun?
But it's the way that the Terminator's X-Box
Now they got me in a cell cause my records, they sell
Original Lyrics:
Can I tell 'em that I never really had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell cause my records, they sell
Cher's, "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in love that is love?
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
Foo Fighters', "Big Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keri's on
Original Lyrics:
Carries on
Michael Jackson's, "Remember the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the butt, on the beach
You and me, in Spain
Original Lyrics:
In the park, on the beach
You and me, in Spain
Michael Penn's, "No Myth"
Misheard Lyrics:
She blacked her eyes and drew the curtains
Original Lyrics:
She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains
Shonen Knife's, "Buttercup (I'm a Super Girl)"
Misheard Lyrics:
fighting a gazebo
Original Lyrics:
fighting against evil
Shonen Knife's, "Buttercup (I'm a Super Girl)"
Misheard Lyrics:
over The Muppets
Original Lyrics:
over the mountains
Snoop Doggy Dogg's, "Gin and Juice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on Jim and Seuss
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' on gin and juice
Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is a pharmacist, you'll be there
Original Lyrics:
Is a promise you will be there
Train's, "Hey, Soul Sister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey soul sister
Way you're gonna miss her
On the radio, stereo tonight
Original Lyrics:
Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo,
The way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do, tonight
 
2000s
Origa's, "Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your tears for the day when the penguin's far behind
Original Lyrics:
Save your tears for the day when the pain is far behind
Origa's, "Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
your eyes are fine
Original Lyrics:
we rise or fall
 
2010s
Bruno Mars', "Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm trapped in inverness
Original Lyrics:
Out here drippin' in finesse
Bruno Mars', "Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trip to Inverness
Original Lyrics:
drippin' in finesse
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me Holly Willoughby
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy Hawkins
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
Calvin Harris', "Sweet Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving me sexy dolphin
Original Lyrics:
You’re giving me such sweet nothing
Fall Out Boy's, "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your love is a meme and I can't believe
That you couldn't see it coming from me
Original Lyrics:
And your love is anemic and I can't believe
That you couldn't see it coming from me
Gotye's, "Somebody That I Used to Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess that I don't need that dough
Original Lyrics:
I guess that I don't need that, though
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive "
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m ready to whack him, ready to whack him
Original Lyrics:
I’m radioactive, radioactive
John Mayer's, "Still Feel Like Your Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selfie like a man
Selfie like a man
Selfie, selfie
Selfie like a man
Original Lyrics:
I still feel like your man
I still feel like your man
I still feel, I still feel
I still feel like your man
Magic!'s, "Rude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on my bear suit
Original Lyrics:
Put on my best suit.
Maroon 5's, "What Lovers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh a better s**t for you
Original Lyrics:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for you
Misheard Lyrics:
Switch my webcam back
I'm starting sending recipes to Bon Scott
Original Lyrics:
Switch my whip, came back in black
I'm startin' sayin', "Rest in peace to Bon Scott"
Red's, "Lie to Me (Denial)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not alone
You don't have to run again
Give me the night off
Original Lyrics:
You're not alone
You don't have to run again
Leave me in denial
The Weeknd's, "Earned It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a girl for you
Original Lyrics:
Imma care for you

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