Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for June 5, 2023

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

 
1950s
The Champs', "Tequila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Potato
Original Lyrics:
Tequila
 
1960s
The Beatles', "With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I’ll try not to sing out of beat
Original Lyrics:
And I’ll try not to sing out of key
 
1970s
Barry Manilow's, "Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a lady
or
Look like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
Barry White's, "Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I ever, ever gonna stop?
or
How am I ever, ever gonna start?
Original Lyrics:
I'm never ever gonna stop
Cliff Richard's, "Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s just Havana woman
Original Lyrics:
She’s just a devil woman
Donny Hathaway's, "And Then There's Maude (Maude's Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here’s the story 'bout the first bra-burner
Original Lyrics:
Isadora was the first bra burner
Eagles', "One of These Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wallaby's nights
Original Lyrics:
one of these nights
Electric Light Orchestra's, "10538 Overture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see him high?
Original Lyrics:
Did you see him hide?
Elton John's, "Harmony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiring
Original Lyrics:
Harmony
Elton John's, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy and her spies with garland
Original Lyrics:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Harry Chapin's, "Cat’s in the Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we’ll have a food fight then
Original Lyrics:
You know we’ll have a good time then
Little River Band's, "Help is On Its Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang on, Yankees on its way
or
Hang on, Mets are on their way
Original Lyrics:
Hang on, help is on its way
Peter Gabriel's, "Solsbury Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was feeling part of the St. Laurent
Original Lyrics:
I was feeling part of the scenery
Pilot's, "Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, it's flashy
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, it's magic
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw a noose, saw a noose
Who can do the fun tango
Original Lyrics:
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
The Brothers Johnson's, "Strawberry Letter 23"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mission for you
Original Lyrics:
A message from you
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will have burritos
Original Lyrics:
I live by the river
 
1980s
ABBA's, "The Winner Takes It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
The loser's standing tall
Original Lyrics:
The loser's standing small
Bette Midler's, "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than Igor
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle
Billy Ocean's, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parachute Twist
Now we're sharing the same crib
Original Lyrics:
Caribbean Queen
Now we're sharing the same dream.
Cast of Les Miserables', "Drink with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could it be Cosette should marry us all?
Original Lyrics:
Would you weep, Cosette, should Marius fall?
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know they wanna win
Original Lyrics:
We know they won't win
Eurythmics', "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of sheep
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams are made of this
Gene Loves Jezebel's, "Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say a little bit of farting, little bit of farting never hurt anyone
Original Lyrics:
They say a little bit of heartache, little bit of heartache never hurt anyone
Grace Jones', "Private Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just feel pity when you lie, contempt when you drive
or
I just feel pity when you lie, contempt when you try
Original Lyrics:
I just feel pity when you lie, contempt when you cry
Kate Bush's, "Running Up That Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running up that road,
With no confidence
Original Lyrics:
Running up that road
With no problems
Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the doorway the bullies rip
Original Lyrics:
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Robert Palmer's, "Simply Irresistible"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no telling with the newlyweds
Original Lyrics:
There's no telling where the money went
Soul II Soul's, "Back to Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Original Lyrics:
However do you want me
However do you need me
 
1990s
Alice Deejay's, "Better Off Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think you’re better off the lawn?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think you’re better off alone?
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come jump in, paper friend, let us do it again
Original Lyrics:
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Bette Midler's, "From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood is watching us from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us from a distance
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at Tiffany’s"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now your Icee through me
Original Lyrics:
But now your eyes see through me
Depeche Mode's, "Enjoy the Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasures reaming
Soldiers burping
Original Lyrics:
Pleasures remain
So does the pain.
Eagle-Eye Cherry's, "Save Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say "good night" and fight the break of dawn
Original Lyrics:
Save tonight and fight the break of dawn
Garbage's, "Milk"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am right of ketchup
Original Lyrics:
I am red hot kitchen.
Jennifer Lopez's, "Let's Get Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, people, it's Aladdin
Original Lyrics:
Come on, people, let's get loud
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I'll stop being alone
Original Lyrics:
Gotta stop being alone
Stone Temple Pilots', "Sex Type Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a leg of lamb
Original Lyrics:
I am a man, man
 
2000s
Emma Bunton's, "Maybe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemons and honey
Original Lyrics:
Love isn't funny
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a son of a free bitch baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a free bitch, baby
Misheard Lyrics:
Ulysses S. Grant
Original Lyrics:
Promiscuous girl
(later)
Promiscuous boy
Nelly Furtado's, "Turn Off the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dolly, Dolly Parton don't know, know, know
Original Lyrics:
Follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down, down
Sean Paul's, "Temperature"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hola
Original Lyrics:
Oh lord
 
2010s
Coldplay's, "A Sky Full of Stars"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you're a spy to the stars
Original Lyrics:
'cause you're a sky full of stars
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh ya ya ya ya ya, keep on holding cake by the ocean
Original Lyrics:
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
DaBaby feat. Roddy Ricch's, "Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple Lamborghini for the gap car
Original Lyrics:
Brand new Lamborghini, f*** a cop car
Ed Sheeran's, "Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the cops and over you
Original Lyrics:
Over the castle on the hill
Pixie Lott's, "All About Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a new parachute
Original Lyrics:
I bought a new pair of shoes
Sia's, "Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stoppable today
Original Lyrics:
Unstoppable today

New Entries Index     Next Day's Entries