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1960s
Johnny Rivers', "Secret Agent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret daydream man
Original Lyrics:
Secret Agent Man
Peter, Paul, and Mary's, "If I Had a Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’d hammer for a moment
or
I’d hammer for a Mormon
or
I’d hammer for a woman
Original Lyrics:
I’d hammer in the morning
 
1970s
The Doors', "L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I dig a little den about an hour ago
Original Lyrics:
Well I just got into town about an hour ago
Tom Jones', "Daughter of Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone is the love that we shed together
Original Lyrics:
Gone is the love that we shared together
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "All for Leyna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want anyone nude
Original Lyrics:
Don't want anyone new
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood red nails on your bag of chips
Original Lyrics:
Blood red nails on your fingertips
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chuckie the heart and you're to blame
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jock in the heart and you're too late
You can't love a Band Aid
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked in the car, and you're to blame
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked in the car, and you're to blame
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Locked in the car, and you're to blame.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray Charles's smile on your lips
Bloody nails on your fingertips
Original Lyrics:
Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop through the halls and you're to blame
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shopping again and you're too late
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot in the a*** and you're to blame
You give pubs a bad name
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
You give love a bad name
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot in the dark and you're to blame,
You give love a bad name.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame,
You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot threw the heart and you're too late
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're so lame
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame,
You give love a back pain.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame,
You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
You give love the mayonnaise.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're too late
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, in your duvet
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot to the heart and you're too late
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout through the heart, and you're too late,
You give love a bad name.
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart, and you're to blame,
You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout to the heart and you're too lame
Darling, you give love a bad name
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Darling, you give love a bad name
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout to the heart in your two lane
Original Lyrics:
Shot through the heart and you're to blame
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
We make love the bad way
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give love a Band Aid
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give love a Band-Aid.
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need love and a Band Aid.
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need love, a Band Aid
Original Lyrics:
You give love, a bad name
Madonna's, "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Spanish lover's eyes
Original Lyrics:
Your Spanish lullaby
Phil Collins', "You Can’t Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can’t turn it up
or
You can’t turn it off
Original Lyrics:
You can’t hurry love
The B-52’s', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light show, baby light show
Original Lyrics:
Love shack, baby love shack
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "All I Have to Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
But viruses are I have to give
Original Lyrics:
But my love is all I have to give
Bon Jovi's, "Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
This rodeo is breeding
Original Lyrics:
This Romeo is bleeding
Cast of Bear in the Big Blue House's, "We're All Different"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then we'll see
Original Lyrics:
And then we'll sing
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess a fortune tells us right
Original Lyrics:
So I guess the fortune teller's right
Phil Collins', "Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got lust
Original Lyrics:
I got lost
Roxette's, "The Big L"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s the cop
Original Lyrics:
She’s the top
Technotronic's, "Pump Up the Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the damned is poopy
Original Lyrics:
And the jam is pumpin’
 
2000s
Daniel Bedingfield's, "Gotta Get Through This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta get lurid
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get thru this
Default's, "Wasting My Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm losing my turn
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm wasting my time
Eiffel 65's, "Move Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who’s your mommy?
Original Lyrics:
Move your body
Nickelback's, "How You Remind Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
It must have been so bad
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White & Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They see me roll on my Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
They see me roll on my Segway
 
2010s
Drake's, "Hotline Bling"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know when that online bling
Original Lyrics:
I know when that hotline bling
Miguel's, "Sure Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big bad pimple
Gotta sweat that
Original Lyrics:
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
Queensryche's, "Chapters"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mentos please.
Original Lyrics:
Lament the years and memories.
 
misc
Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande's, "Rain On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Titjobs on my face
Original Lyrics:
Teardrops on my face

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